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Sunday, June 29, 2008

WWE Night Of Champions - Pre PPV Report

by Paul Belfi

Rick Morris, Mike Ptak and I are live at Harpo's Sports Cafe in Brook Park, OH preparing for the WWE PPV. Personally I am looking forward to this show because (logically speaking, of course) there has to be at least one title change tonight based on the outcome of last Monday night's 'draft'.

The food is tasty, the beverages are cold, but watching Ptak eat a plate of wings is somewhat repulsive - but for the loyal readers of THE FDH LOUNGE Blog, I will suck it up for you.

Enjoy the PPV everyone.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

5 times ‘rasslin could have gone national sooner

By Rick Morris

Pro wrestling existed as a regional, highly segmented enterprise until it was pulled into the modern age in 1983 by Vincent Kennedy McMahon. He was in the process of buying out his father and his father’s partners and taking full control of the promotion. He was not content to merely control the Upper Northeast territory, lucrative though it was with such metropolises as New York, Philly, Boston, Pittsburgh, Baltimore and D.C. He wanted to be the boss of the first territory without borders – and he succeeded.

Previously, the barons of each area maintained a gentleman’s agreement that kept them from expanding into other territories. Although some minor promotional skirmishes erupted from time to time, the “dons” of old-time wrestling respected promotional boundaries for the most part and did not “run opposition” against one another. The overwhelming majority of promoters prior to 1983 belonged to the National Wrestling Alliance, a governing body that had a “traveling” world champion (as opposed to a “company” champion, a traveling champion defended his title in multiple territories anywhere and everywhere). The two major exceptions to the rule of NWA governance were Verne Gagne’s American Wrestling Association (AWA – an Upper Midwest territory that broke away from the NWA) and Vince McMahon Senior’s World Wide Wrestling Federation (WWWF – the aforementioned Northeast territory that was later renamed the WWF and then the WWE). While Vince Senior and Gagne both left the NWA auspices in the early 1960s, they still refrained from active competition against any NWA promoters, and indeed, kept some measure of co-promotion from them with time to time.

When Vincent Kennedy McMahon (often referred to as Vince Junior) took over the WWF and launched his national expansion plan, it is impossible to overstate how much his actions violated the “gentleman’s club” atmosphere that ruled the industry for the previous several decades. The direction he charted was so shocking that there are some stories that circulate to this day that indicate that Vince Senior was strongly opposed to it out of loyalty to his friends and colleagues. At a bare minimum, it’s been confirmed by those close to him that he did at least call his fellow promoters to warn them that they were going to be under attack. The full story of Vince Senior’s attitude about the expansion may never be known, since he perished due to cancer in 1984.

Vince Junior’s actions unleashed complete fury among his peers – now competitors – because with few exceptions he was now steamrolling them in their own backyards. A short-lived competing “national promotion” called Pro Wrestling USA existed in 1984-85 and it was nothing more than an amalgam of the biggest regional promotions (mostly NWA but also the AWA). It collapsed because, predictably, many of these chieftains imagined themselves the biggest of the bunch and nobody wanted to take a back seat to their peers.

These potentates were angry both out of fear for their own survival (a fear that would be justified, as most would be out of business by the end of the decade once Vince buried some and the Charlotte-based Jim Crockett Promotions would swallow most remaining NWA-affiliated promotions), but also in some cases jealousy. When Vince brought the red-hot Hulk Hogan (fresh off of his Rocky III role) back to the WWF in 1983 and set in motion big plans with MTV, Cyndi Lauper and other national entities, he was taking advantage of circumstances that were rare, but not quite unprecedented. On at least five previous occasions, promoters had potential opportunities to throw off their regional shackles – only one of them attempted to do so and he did so, unsuccessfully, in the same maverick mode McMahon would emulate about a decade later. Had the others tried, the course of history would have been different because Vince Junior wouldn’t have been going against as much precedent in doing what he did. But it’s another matter altogether to imagine that any of these wrestling minds could have broken through as Vince Junior did and made the jump successfully. The fact that he jumped on the back of cable television as it transformed American society in the 1980s (through the troika of CNN, ESPN and MTV) was the most important indicator that only that man in that circumstance could have managed the transformation of the industry. But it’s always fun to look at what-ifs in whatever realm – so here are the five instances that could have preceded Vince Junior’s efforts in 1983-84.

^ 1965: NWA/WWF Title Unification bout falls apart. In Lou Thesz’s book “Hooker,” he recounts the negotiations that took place between NWA President Sam Muchnick and Vince Senior. Having just broken away from the NWA two years earlier, Vince and his partner Toots Mondt wanted additional validation for their already-successful champion Bruno Sammartino. Specifically, they wanted to set up a title unification match with Thesz, then the NWA World Champion. This match would take place on closed-circuit television across the country, then an unthinkable aspect of promotion for pro wrestling. Thesz was to drop the belt to Bruno, thus unifying the world title claims, then win back only the NWA belt at an unspecified date in the future. Thesz was unimpressed with the amount of money he was being offered, especially because the “New York swifties” (his colorful name for Vince Senior and Company) were looking at a potential payday in excess of seven figures. A legitimate amateur wrestler and tough guy (the term “hooker,” like the similar moniker of “shooter,” referred to a wrestler who could apply holds in such a manner to win legitimately, not just in a worked, professional-style “match”), Thesz was a throwback to a time when the traveling champion had to be able to handle any situation in the ring lest a local promoter try to pull a fast one by having his local star “win the world title” in an unscheduled manner. As such, if he didn’t cooperate with the limited-in-skill Sammartino in the ring, Bruno wouldn’t necessarily leave with the belt even if that was the sanctioned outcome. Muchnick was happy with the payoff he was to receive and tried to order Thesz to go along with the match, but was unsuccessful due to Thesz’s threat to double-cross him on the match finish if he did. Had the match actually come off, Vince Senior’s resolve not to cross territorial boundaries might have weakened in the face of what could have been monster profits at the gate and from closed-circuit. While not expressly identified as an influence for national expansion, Mondt was always an advocate for a very aggressive manner of operation and remained so until his retirement in 1969. The effects of receiving big money from a “one time only” crossing of promotional boundaries via closed circuit could have transformed the promotional mindset of the Vince crew – in addition to controlling the unified WWF/NWA champion in Sammartino. There was some doubt as to whether Bruno’s Italian character would be as over in the rest of the country as it was in the Northeast, but these fears were ridiculous – his hometown and base of operations was Pittsburgh, where he was insanely popular and Pittsburgh is very representative of Middle America. Ultimately, though, the failure to financially satisfy Thesz prevented the window of opportunity from opening for the formation of the first national promotion back in the 1960s.

^ 1975: A maverick from “outside the family” tries, and fails, to establish a national beachhead. Those who have compared pro wrestling to La Cosa Nostra over the years need look no further than the similarities in terms of how competition is tolerated – or more accurately, how it was not tolerated. “Running opposition” against an established operation in an area was the biggest no-no among the kingpins of the pro circuit back in the day. So one can only imagine the shock and anger coursing through booking offices across the country when an interloper not presently recognized as an NWA or NWA-friendly promoter tried to set up shop nationally. Eddie Einhorn, a longtime sports television executive who, among other things, helped pioneer big-time college basketball coverage (and is now an executive with the Chicago White Sox), picked up the pieces of the NWF promotion that ran in upstate New York, Pennsylvania and Ohio in the late 1960s and early 1970s when it folded. He signed several big-name stars of the day, including Mil Mascaras (who would serve as his first heavyweight champion), Ivan Koloff, Ernie Ladd, Ox Baker and announcer Jack Reynolds (the voice of NWF wrestling, later to be heard in the WWF and also the father of longtime Cleveland radio and television sports personality Tony Rizzo) for his brand-new IWA promotion. With national syndication, a slot on New York’s cable superstation WOR and cutting-edge 1970s tools such as instant replay being deployed, this TV bigshot was trying to make a huge splash. His early shows against Crockett Promotions in the Mid-Atlantic area and against WWWF in the Northeast got the attention of the powers that be and ultimately, they waged a successful counterattack by invoking exclusive clauses to keep the IWA out of any prime arenas. Court fights to end these practices were unsuccessful and as such, the life span of the promotion only lasted from January to October 1975 – enough time to cost Einhorn a cool half a million. His attempt to change the system from the outside was unsuccessful and demonstrated to Vince Junior that the way to build a nationwide territory was to start with an established one and build from there. Interestingly, Einhorn would return to the wrestling wars nine years later as part of the aforementioned Pro Wrestling USA super-promotion that the lead promoters of the day thought could collectively bury McMahon. But adding the chief outlaw of yesterday to a volatile mix of promoters who already didn’t trust each other fully was doomed to failure and both of Einhorn’s ventures ended up going down in pro wrestling history as “what might have been” footnotes.

^ 1976: Ted Turner puts WTBS on national cable and Georgia Championship Wrestling goes along for the ride. Following the IWA show on WOR by just a year, the second wrestling program to be televised nationally since the Dumont Network broadcasts of the 1950s happened by accident – or at least, not by design of the promoters, who were irrelevant to the decision. In the 1970s, business mogul Ted Turner was in the process of expanding his business base beyond the Southeast. He decided to take his television station, Atlanta’s Channel 17, and put it up on the satellite so that it could be viewed coast-to-coast on cable television. His newly-purchased Atlanta Braves were envisioned to be a prime beneficiary, since they would be the first Major League Baseball team with games that could be seen nationally. But it would be the Georgia Championship Wrestling promotion that would eventually realize some unexpected gains. As the 1980s dawned, the territory expanded into uncontested “open” areas in Ohio, Michigan and West Virginia. Executives realized almost by accident that they were gaining in popularity in certain geographic areas not as a result of the syndicated program, but because of the nationally televised Saturday evening program on the rebranded “SuperStation.” However, the makeup of the Georgia territory kept the promotional braintrust from having any national designs. In addition to the aforementioned verboten nature of promoting shows in “other people’s territories,” the Georgia group was constrained by its NWA membership. They exchanged booking dates for the NWA World Champion with all of the other local affiliates, and for that matter, the promotion also depended on moving talent back and forth between the local territories. At that time, it was widely perceived that territories would go stale with too much of the same talent around for too long, so wrestlers moved fairly freely between many of the different areas. The Georgia promotion would have had to create its own “world champion” and lock down a core group of talent if they were to break off from the NWA and promote shows in many of the major cities across the country that viewed their shows on TBS. Additionally, in the early ‘80s, Ole Anderson held the position of “booker” (matchmaker) for both the Georgia and Mid-Atlantic territories and there’s no way the two territories could have maintained a sufficient affiliated basis with Georgia firmly outside the NWA fold. Ultimately, the TBS show did serve as the basis for Crockett’s Mid-Atlantic group to launch a national expansion in the mid-‘80s – once Vince Junior had already gone national and Crockett had worked within the NWA to buy up many territories, including Georgia. But that doesn’t necessarily mean that the Georgia promoters could have surmounted the obstacles they’d have faced by “following their television show” in the late ‘70s and early ‘80s.

^ 1978: Vince Senior takes the title off the Hogan precursor. When Bruno’s final title run came to an end in April of 1977, Vince Senior traveled an unconventional path by elevating Superstar Billy Graham, a charismatic, jive-talking, flashy-dressing heel muscleman from the Southwest. Wrestlers without much technical wrestling ability had traditionally been relegated to the upper midcard at best, but there was something special about Graham’s package of qualifications that made him an intriguing choice to lead a promotion as champion. The gamble paid off, as Graham provided the spark the New York office sought and sold out buildings in both the bigger and smaller markets all over the area. Notwithstanding the gutsy decision to put Graham on top, however, Vince Senior stayed true to his original plan of getting the territory red-hot with Graham in order for his young star “The All-American Boy” Bob Backlund to become established immediately as a superstar by toppling him for the title. With the area on fire, however, Graham believed that he should be turned babyface as significant portions of the fanbase were already cheering him despite the unsportsmanlike tendencies of his character. Vince Junior, who would light the world on fire with a very similar character to what Graham envisioned in Hulk Hogan six years later, was sympathetic to this wish, but wielded no real power in his father’s enterprise. Graham dropped the title to Backlund as anticipated in February of 1978, never to return to his peak level of stardom. In Graham’s subsequent WWE-produced career retrospective DVD “20 Years Too Soon,” he expresses frustration that he did not get the opportunity to deploy what would have been for all intents and purposes the same character that Hogan conquered the world with in 1984. With hated Russian wrestler Ivan Koloff as a former tag team partner, Graham had an ideal opponent to facilitate a babyface turn – and as the Sgt. Slaughter/Iron Sheik feud also from 1984, demonstrated, there was huge box office potential in a rivalry that could appeal to jingoism at a time when the United States was perceived as struggling to deal with some of its foreign adversaries. Granted, Vince Senior did not have Mondt around as an aggressive influence and had settled back into a friendly association with the NWA, so he wasn’t philosophically inclined to push full-steam ahead nationally even if Graham had actually gotten a chance to become Hogan-before-Hogan. Plus, without a national television outlet, the WWWF would have faced significant obstacles in taking their success in the huge Northeast media outlets nationwide. But he also would have had the industry’s first real larger-than-life figure as a world champion and having that kind of mold-breaker on top is a wild card that makes calculating the odds of success fairly difficult.

1982: World Class Championship Wrestling goes on Trinity and builds a substantial syndication network, with unprecedented production values. Much in the same way that Vince Junior imprinted his very different vision of wrestling on the WWF when he took it over, Fritz Von Erich transformed his country greatly at about the time he retired as an active wrestler to focus on promoting in 1982. With his young, athletic, photogenic and insanely over sons about to anchor the promotion for as far as the eye could see, he changed the entire feel of Texas wrestling to reflect the new age in every possible way. A new TV crew came in and brought a revolutionary, high-tech feel to the televising of pro wrestling. Older names who had anchored the area for so long were replaced with a new generation of exciting wrestlers. And eventually, a syndication network sprung up in far-flung areas and his show landed on the national evangelical cable channel Trinity Broadcasting Network (World Class was fairly overt in its pro-Christian messages, more so than most wrestling organizations before or since). Like the Georgia promoters a few years earlier, though, Fritz refused to “follow his program” with actual shows across territorial lines, as he did not want to become an outcast in his fraternity of promoters (even when he broke away from the NWA in 1986 and proclaimed his company champion Rick Rude as the “World Class World Heavyweight Champion,” he ignored his sons’ pleas and still refused to compete against his former NWA breathren!). And while he had a host of fresh, new, over wrestlers (exemplified by, but not limited to, his own sons), it’s debatable if he’d have had enough organizational depth to maintain a national promotion, and the drug problems of his sons and many other core wrestlers might have choked such an effort in the cradle. But it remains a very interesting what-if regardless of all that.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

PKW proves again they know MMA the best

By Rick Morris

During my stint as substitute co-host on Pro Wrestling Insider this past Tuesday night on SportsTalkNetwork.com, it was my pleasure to be part of a crossover segment with NAAFS Radio, the premier mixed martial arts authorities anywhere in the media. Head honcho Greg Kalikas and executive producer Jake Digman, who are also collectively the brains behind the unmatched MMA news/analysis site Pro Karate Weekly, appeared at the end of PWI for a discussion of former WWE Undisputed World Champion Brock Lesnar's first big UFC fight (not counting his squashing of a tomato can) against Frank Mir in Las Vegas last night.

While Jake and I were fairly measured in our assessment of Lesnar's chances (forget his "sports entertainment" background completely; he was a dominant NCAA wrestling champion), Greg went out on a big limb and said that he didn't think Lesnar has much of a chance. I asked Greg if Brock would be hurt by being almost completely a grappler and being devoid of any type of martial arts background with the exception of what he had been able to pick up in his recent training; Greg replied that he didn't see that as such a big factor in that wrestling is the important and indispensable foundation of MMA -- but that Brock was probably far too inexperienced at a high level to have a decent chance of victory.

Last night proved what I already knew, never bet against a Greg Kalikas prediction.

Now, Lesnar did look impressive in defeat, dominating the action with quick strikes and agile moves, but ended up submitting to a kneebar only 90 seconds into the action. In so doing, he accomplished what few thought he could: failing to win the fight against an on-the-downside-of-his-career Mir, but winning over skeptical UFC fans as the real deal and somebody poised to make noise in the future. The breakdown of the fight from Greg and Jake on Tuesday night at 9 PM EST on SportsTalkNetwork.com will be fascinating as always.

Oh, and one last note. If I were Bobby Lashley, aiming to follow in Brock's footsteps, I'd be thinking very carefully about how hard that road is going to be after what we saw last night.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

WWE's five top challenges of 2008

By Rick Morris

If you believe the generally accepted notion that the last wrestling boom ended somewhere in the implosion of the horrible "InVasion" of WCW/ECW in 2001, the WWE has now endured a trough longer than the one between the end of the first national boom and the start of the second -- assuming, again that we stipulate that the first one ended somewhere in the middle of the steroid scandal/Hogan "retirement" of 1992 and the second one picked up during the ascension of Steve Austin's character in 1997. While this fact doesn't seem true, it is. It doesn't appear to be the case because the programming style on RAW and Smackdown has changed little since the days when "crash TV" was the official mantra of the company (granted, the worst excesses of that era like uniformly short matches have gone by the boards and the in-ring product is now "WWE style" without any trace of "hardcore").

As such, in the interest of hopefully being provided compelling television like it was in the late '90s (and in the naive hope the company might aspire again to maximize its potential), here are the five challenges of 2008 that, if met, could conceivably pave the way for a big upswing in business.

1. Sort out the muddle of top stars on RAW, especially the faces. Ever since the brand split began in 2002, RAW has clearly been the "A" division. But with all of the injured stars of the last year back (at least the ones who are coming back, so we're not including Bobby "we wish him well in his future endeavors" Lashley here) on the roster, the upper echelon is too crowded, especially on the face side of the ledger. Jeff Hardy needed to be elevated to WWE Champion status already, as we have documented. Chris Jericho was justifiably treated as a big deal when he came back, then his return was wasted on a one-month hot-shot program that even Helen Keller could have told them was going to bomb. HHH and Shawn Michaels are always going to be pushed heavily for reasons documented all over the Internet. And now John Cena is back in action and he's the man who has been pushed as the face of the company since coming over from Smackdown in the summer of '05. Most of these stars are being wasted if they're not at least on the periphery of the WWE title picture at all times, and most can't be, especially when a fellow babyface is holding the title. As for elevating a worthy mid-card face to this level (such as Finlay, assuming he stays on RAW to pursue a Vince McMahon feud) -- you can forget it with this logjam in the way. On the heel side, there's not nearly the same depth with Randy Orton far and away #1 on the depth chart, a recently returned JBL (out of action for nearly two years, don't forget) #2 by default and some suspect performers behind them -- Umaga has been "returning favors" to main event faces on his way back down the ladder since his "unbeatable savage" persona peaked with the Cena title feud and Mr. Kennedy's push to the main event became much more gradual after his drug suspension. RAW is in the same boat WCW was in 10 years ago when it had a ton of wrestlers worthy of being in the main event based on name value (just to name a few: Hogan, Hall, Nash, Sting, Luger, Savage, Hart, Flair, Goldberg, Piper, The Giant) but not enough spots to go around. Call it the "Portland Trailblazer Effect," referencing the period about five years ago when that NBA squad tried to buy every big-name star it could only to find out that it could not effectively use them all. Unlike the now-defunct WCW and the Blazers of recent vintage, RAW has an answer right under its nose: send over some stars (realistically, Hardy and Jericho are probably the only ones who wouldn't balk) to Smackdown in this year's "draft" -- but given that the company has used that device every year with the sole goal of strengthening the star power of the "Monday Night Flagship," don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen.

2. Get John Cena over with the ENTIRE crowd. After receiving the mother of all surprise pops from the Royal Rumble crowd last Sunday night, Cena returned in record time to getting split reactions from the crowd that night and the next evening on RAW from the notoriously rough Philly crowd. We have already enumerated the problems with Cena's presentation since he first came to RAW in '05 and they roughly coincide with the subtle adoption of some of the straight-laced dynamics of Cena's character in "The Marine" movie. The answer to the problem of Cena's rejection by large parts of the young male audience is simple: to paraphrase a political cliche of the 1980s, let Cena be Cena. The John Cena of early autumn 2003 was a cocky, funny, appealing character ripping off wild, entertaining freestyle raps. The crowd, including and especially the element that loathes him now, was dying to get behind him. It's impossible to reconcile his place in the hearts of the fans just over four years ago versus where he is right now. Bring back that John Cena and dump the current lackluster persona somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean.

3. Capitalize on the WrestleMania momentum. While this might seem like a simple concept, the WWE has not been able to build off of great 'Mania business this decade. The company relentlessly pushed WrestleMania 20 for an entire year and was rewarded with a great buyrate, but it didn't lead to a big lasting uptick in business. Last year, the Donald Trump angle was arguably the biggest celebrity participation since Mike Tyson gave the final boost to the young boom back at 'Mania 14, but Trump was out of sight, out of mind right after the event and Lashley did not benefit from a lasting "rub" from the billionaire. Keep the momentum rolling through the year and the push of WrestleMania 25 may end up solidifying a new wrestling boom.

4. While Edge should be used to elevate others, don't let him lose heat from his associations. Giving the World Champion two "Edgeheads" as sidekicks was a horrible idea -- wrestlers should not be immediately elevated from the lower-midcard to status as associates to Edge, even in the role of flunkies. Edge appears to be on the verge of presiding over a heel group that will dominate Smackdown and ECW and presumably, his new sidekicks will have the WWE tag titles in short order -- but they are going to have to be believable champs. JBL suffered for being surrounded by nobodies (in the eyes of the fans) when he assembled his infamous "Cabinet" of 2004-05. Edge is the first legitimate franchise main event heel created by the company in years and is arguably the best since the emergence of HHH in that role in 1999 and Angle in 2000. They can't afford to defuse his heat with associates who do not reflect his true worth to the company.

5. Find at least a semblance of justification for the continued presence of ECW. The storyline submersion of ECW into Smackdown is picking up more steam with each week. Sharing talent back and forth between the shows does make sense and is logical logistically since the company films the shows on the same night and the talent tours together anyway. But in a reality where "ECW rules" matches are the "extreme" exception to the rule, Joey Styles' character has made his peace with the term "sports entertainment" during the Sci-Fi broadcasts and most of the "Originals" have been run off capriciously, remind me again what relevant place in the world the letters "E," "C" and "W" have in the year 2008! The company's booking of the ECW Title (the same belt known in a better time and place as the "ECW World Title") hit a new low when the belt was placed on a wrestler just elevated from the midcard, Chavo Guerrero. Now, I think Chavo is a great wrestler and speaker and is hugely underrated because he's always been in Uncle Eddy's shadow. But the reality is that he's been a midcard player for his entire WWE career. While he is an appropriate choice to be elevated to the main event scene, the company should have done that in an orderly manner rather than just throwing him haphazardly into a feud with C.M. Punk. This booking reeks of how the WWE had JBL as a beer-swilling tough guy face in the midcard one week and a rich, dastardly main event heel literally the next week wrestling Eddy Guerrero for the big prize. Chavo isn't off to a great start as a credible franchise player as someone never even remotely booked as such a threat previously, and his recent adoption of the persona of another of Edge's lackeys is not going to redound to the benefit of the ECW brand. Viewers need to be given a reason to take the ECW brand seriously. Even if the virtual merger with Smackdown continues to gain momentum, what remains of the brand needs to be given at least some credibility -- because at this point in the eyes of the fans, RAW still outweighs the impact of Smackdown and ECW put together. At the rate ECW is degenerating and risking bringing down Smackdown's value with it, the brand split is degenerating into a de facto three-tier feeder system -- and that doesn't do the company any good at all.

Wrestling heels who should have turned

By Rick Morris

My post from the last week addressing Vince McMahon spitting in the face of his fans by not elevating Jeff Hardy to become a legitimate main-event player at the Royal Rumble, combined with my stint as a guest co-host on Pro Wrestling Insider on SportsTalkNetwork.com this past Tuesday night where we elaborated on the Superstar Billy Graham precedent and others in company history, led me to wonder about other times promoters dropped the ball.

This column does not delve much into situations like that of Jeff Hardy, because Hardy was a red-hot babyface who could have taken the final step into superstardom. Rather, I will examine situations involving Graham and other insanely over heels who could have parlayed their status into main-event face runs. I rank them in order of the impact I feel that they could have had on the business had they been given a chance to convert the cache of their bad guy personas into dramatic face turns.

1. Superstar Billy Graham (circa 1978). I covered his situation a bit in the aforementioned previous column, but the mind still reels at the alternate universe possibilities if the WWWF had decided to make him "Hulk Hogan before there was Hulk Hogan" back in '78. As the man who basically invented the colorful, arrogant musclehead persona in the business, he was attracting unbelievable crowd heat before dropping the strap in very anticlimactic fashion to the charisma-challenged Bob Backlund in February of 1978. Had Graham instead been attacked by former tag team partner Ivan Koloff, how wild would the New York territory have been for his before-his-time character as a sanctioned crowd favorite instead of cult antihero face? We'll never know.

2. Ric Flair (circa 1987 or 1988). We saw in late 1989 and early 1990 how popular Flair could be even with the Four Horsemen by his side. He was only turned heel again in February 1990 to make way for Sting as the #1 face in the NWA at the time. Now, Dusty Rhodes as the me-first booker would have never shared the fan favorite spotlight with Flair and the Horsemen in the '80s, so this is another pipe dream. But "what if's" are very fun to imagine, and few more so than this one. Imagine a conglomerate formed by mid-level heel managers like Jim Cornette and Paul Jones tiring of the Horsemen dominating the title picture and launching a vicious attack on Flair and his cohorts (the Blanchard/Anderson vs. Midnight Express feud of 1988 was a miniature version of what might have been, but it was cut short by Tully and Arn splitting for the WWF in September). Imagine the ultimate "strange bedfellows" situation, Dusty having to tag up with the Horsemen for War Games matches back in the mid-'80s. The Four Horsemen retrospective DVD put out in the last few years by WWE makes clear just how much the fans seemed to be dying to have a reason to outright root for Ric Flair and the Four Horsemen. What if they were turned face during the phase when they were drawing their strongest collective crowd reactions? Ric Flair could have had great main event matches against strong heels (they could have accomplished this merely by never turning Luger face in '87, keeping Sting heel after the UFW merger, etc.).

3. Nick Bockwinkel (circa 1980-84). I admit it, I'm going through a huge Nick Bockwinkel markout phase, hence the videos you will now see for the time being on the right-hand column of this page. He gave perhaps the most articulate interviews of all time and could generate outstanding crowd heat -- plus he had a good moveset and could execute excellent matches all the time. Imagine him breaking away from Bobby Heenan and feuding with the Heenan Family. Imagine if such a feud started in 1980 after Bock lost the AWA World Title back to Verne Gagne for the last time and if Gagne/Bock had joined forces for tag matches prior to Gagne dropping the title to his "new friend" in his retirement match, "a respect match" (as with Dusty's ego being the impediment to Scenario #2, Gagne's selfish desire to "retire as World Champion" drained credibility from the belt and would have easily precluded this smart business decision). The fans would have really gotten behind the cocky, tanned, smooth-talking Hollywood champ battling the bad guys. If the AWA could turn such hated bad guys as Crusher, Bruiser and Mad Dog Vachon face to great success, there's no question this would have worked. Why wasn't it tried? In all likelihood, it's because Bockwinkel's vast credibility, as a great-drawing titleholder from 1975 to 1980, would have been the foundation for a face run that could have even eclipsed the popularity of Verne Gagne himself. And nobody is ever allowed to surpass the booker -- that's the first lesson of pro wrestling. Even if Bock's turn had been saved for the end of the AWA Heenan era in 1984, he still would have been way more over than Rick Martel, the white-bread babyface who inexplicably got a face title run with the belt for a year and a half when Gagne was doubling down on pure scientific wrestling in the face of Vince's looming "sports entertainment" empire.

4. Arn Anderson (circa 1991-1992). Another admission -- I am a tremendous Double A mark. But I think that if you look back at Gene and Ole Anderson in the 1970s or Ole and Arn in the 1980s, they almost fell into that cult face classification in that there were a lot of fans who cheered because of their toughness and greatness. Picture Arn as a "lone wolf" tweener-type face battling the Dangerous Alliance and holding them off for the World Title. Picture Arn doing battle with Big Van Vader during the behemoth's heyday. WCW probably could not have gained on WWF at that time no matter what they tried, but Arn Anderson riding the cheers of the crowd all the way to the top certainly would have been outside the box -- and there was no more public acclaim for a Ron Simmons title run then than there was for an Arn championship opportunity.

5. Finlay (circa 2007). The crowds are reacting well to Finlay in his role as a newly-turned face as part of the "Littlest McMahon" storyline. But I have long maintained that his tough-guy style, which has faint elements of a 1996-97 Steve Austin flair to it, would be massively over if he were going against the bad guys. When Smackdown was suffering the period of countless main event injuries last year, could they really have done worse than to try Finlay on top as a babyface? The question answers itself -- this is a company that wasted several months on The Great Khali as a monster heel champion when they didn't even trust him to wrestle an important pay-per-view match the previous year.

Benoit family tragedy -- a look back

By Rick Morris

This column tackles the stages of grief a person goes through as a fan when somebody you admire passes away suddenly and shockingly -- and you find out that the person committed monstrous, heinous crimes and was completely unworthy of your respect. The person going through those phases was me, last June. I'm not someone who engages in a lot of writing about personal topics involving myself, but as a writer and someone fascinated by human psychology, I was really blown away by what I expressed at the time and I knew that others of similar interests would be enthralled as well.

Inspired by a couple of different factors (Jason's recent post about leaving thoughts on message boards and my realization that the first post-Benoit WrestleMania is just round the corner), I decided to revisit my thoughts at the time of the Benoit murder-suicide last summer. This blog was still almost two months away from being created, but I was posting regularly on the wrestling message board at SportsTalkNetwork.com. One of my associates at STN remarked to me that my participation in the Benoit tragedy thread almost amounted to a live-blog over several days as the evolution of my emotions and analysis was on full display -- the necessary background here is that Chris Benoit was my favorite wrestler and somebody I personally admired as an example of great perseverance in his career. I do find this as I look back a fascinating display of evolving thinking under unthinkable circumstances -- as fascinated as I am by matters of psychology, I find my thoughts and coping mechanisms to be really, really interesting.

Here is the thread with the comments of all posters on the Benoit tragedy from the STN message board.

Here's Part One of my thoughts, posted at 7:10 PM EST on June 25, when the earliest details were making their way out to the public:

"I am the typical internet smark. Benoit was my favorite.

I am just numb right now. So many in this industry drop dead early that it gets easier to accept all the time, no matter how much you were a fan of theirs. As with the Owen Hart tragedy, I'm struck by the fact that we're probably diminished as human beings for continuing to support an industry that takes such a toll on people. But I'll keep watching, as will 99.9% of us, so it's a sad commentary, I guess. I guess by next week we'll all start justifying again about how it's the life they chose.

I am taping tonight's RAW and will probably rewatch it a bunch of times. I know that Benoit spoke of his wrestling being like art, which is what I loved about him. I'd like to think that he would find it fitting and flattering that we will remember him for his body of work, but I can't be sure of that.

And I really, really hope that there was not any foul play here, although it certainly doesn't look good.

RIP, thoughts and prayers to the family."

Here's Part Two of my thoughts, posted at 9:48 PM EST that same night reflecting on Benoit and some unfortunate foreshadowing on my part:

"
Carbon monoxide could certainly be possible, but since I tend to look at everything in life in terms of probability, here's what I wonder: what are the odds of something that would be noteworthy enough to make the news, albeit maybe just regional news, happening to somebody of his level of (relative) fame? It's not often that something that random happens to someone even marginally famous.

But, man, I really hope that this was just an accident. As horrible as this is with the three of them passing away, to have it be from any murder/suicide would be simply unbearable. To have arguably the greatest wrestler's wrestler ever be remembered not for what he gave us all these years but to be remembered by the mainstream as an unseemly tabloid headline -- I can't even fathom that.

As an example of what I mean by that, my best friend is not a wrestling fan, doesn't have much use for the business. But he was with me one time when I flipped on wrestling and he said, "That guy's your favorite wrestler? He's pretty good." I don't want people like my buddy who don't know or care about the business to know him as a tabloid headline.

But if it was ... I do believe that some good can come out of anything, no matter how small a trace. If this was a gruesome act of horror perpetrated from within that family, the slime from this will stick to the business and Vince won't get away with rationalizing what this business does to people. The long-overdue PR hit for operating the business in such a subhuman manner will come. As I said to a friend tonight, "The business is guilty until proven innocent." I think that's the only reason that we could even entertain the notion of he or his wife perpetrating this.

Again, I don't believe the murder/suicide theory, probably because I can't bring myself to do so. I think the police are obligated to start by checking for foul play, so I make no assumptions based on that.

I'll always remember Wrestlemania XX, watching it at Harpos, with all of us making the salt and pepper shakers jump on the table at the end as we pounded our fists yelling, "Tap, tap, tap." I can only speak for myself, but I was cynical enough to believe that HHH wasn't going to put him over, so I was so overjoyed when he did. I'll also remember getting my picture taken with him at the first Pillman tribute show (damn, when you add Pillman and Benoit to the "extended family," the Harts are right up there with the Von Erichs for tragedy). And I'll remember the fans giving him that shocking standing ovation at the end of the 2003 Royal Rumble match against Kurt Angle. That match was designed not to get him over, but to give Angle at strong win heading into Wrestlemania XIX. The spontaneous reaction was the ultimate rebuttal to those who thought his alleged lack of mic skills would keep the people from getting behind him enough to become a main event star.

We're definitely going to talk about him on the next Lounge on July 1. I'm not saying that in the usual manner of my FDH promotion on these boards, because I'll honestly tell you that it may not be our greatest segment ever. I just need to vent a little bit to feel better personally."

Here's Part Three of my thoughts, posted at 11:28 PM EST that same night, as the unthinkable is settling in:

"
Bizarre indeed, Liam. This is truly uncharted territory for this business.

It seems that we can't run from the truth of what apparently happened anymore. The phrase "where there's smoke, there's fire" really applies in instances such as these. Too much has come out, albeit on background, from police sources who must know everything already.

There are two innocent victims in a horrific murder/suicide and my favorite wrestler, someone who I admired for his work ethic and for his leadership skills in the locker room, is not among the innocents. It's a sign of how quickly things move in the Internet age that I've come to grips with this in a matter of hours. The trick now, for me and for so many, will be to separate our pleasurable memories that Benoit gave us from the man who murdered his wife and young son. We didn't know his true nature at the time, so we're not culpable for having admired him. But is it still possible on any level to admire his work?

I never thought that admiring a Chris Benoit match would be like trying to find merit in a painting by Hitler, but here we are."

Here's Part Four of my thoughts, posted at 7:42 AM EST the next morning, as the anger and betrayal are in full effect:

"
Mike, I don't begrudge you that perspective. We all deal with things in our own way. I just don't share it.

I'll never deny what he did in that ring and the fact that I thought he was the best, largely because he could work any style convincingly. But as I said above, my enjoyment could only come because I did not know what he was capable of -- killing his wife and young, young son, these are such cowardly acts ... for me personally (and a great many others, I suspect), I'd be right there with you in mourning him if his final acts on this earth were not so despicable.

It's going to be so surreal going back and tracking in this thread what we said with what we knew at the time, because I was full of heartfelt sentiments towards him with my first few thoughts I posted. But now?

F Chris Benoit."

Here's Part Five of my thoughts, posted at 10:28 PM EST that next night. In this post, I recopy a column about the situation that I wrote for our FantasyDrafthelp.com blog:

"
Posting here since word broke has been a kind of therapy for many of us. Certainly, my posts trace my thought process at the various stages of what I knew whe. It was kind of like an instant time capsule for all of us. I am glad that nobody on these boards has displayed the kind of idiocy I'm routinely seeing in other corners of the internet.

I did collect my thoughts somewhat for a short essay on the FDH blog. I'm reprinting here for the benefit of anyone struggling to make sense of their own thoughts right now.

'
The eulogy that wasn't

24 hours ago, I was preparing a written tribute in this space for Chris Benoit and his family. In an admission that will admittedly brand me an internet smart mark, I will say that he was my favorite wrestler. The operative word here is "was."

My words were going to express the notion that my all-time favorite athlete, Steve Yzerman, retired almost a year ago and that I wrote a tribute to him. I was prepared to express how much harder it is to pay tribute to someone who's passed away than to someone who's retired ... until I learned the circumstances.

There are a million different perspectives out there about this tragedy, and I can respect all of them -- except for the immature clowns on message boards who either want to use the blood of innocents to bash pro wrestling fans, or, on the other extreme, to defend Benoit as "a good man who became sick at the end" and can't let go of the man they wanted to believe existed.

For those who only now know him as a tabloid headline, let me give you the meat of the tribute I was going to write for him. Chris Benoit was a man who said that he treated his profession as art, and many of us loved him for the way that he applied that philosophy to his matches. He almost never had a bad match, even with the least talented wrestlers in the industry. He could work any style in a believable manner. He gave us some of the greatest moments in wrestling history, whether it be the shocking standing ovation he was given at the end of the 2003 Royal Rumble, his Wrestlemania XX triumphant moment with the late, great Eddy Guerrero, his J-Cup highlights from Japan or any hundred other matches. He worked hard, set an example of how to be a professional for wrestlers coming up, and really shined with his leadership in that capacity.

Now for the parts I wasn't going to include ...

Because of what he did in the ring, the fact that his colleagues invariably cited him as one of the most respected wrestlers in the industry (the quintessential "wrestler's wrestler," if you will) and his quiet, humble nature, we all overlooked a few things. Like the fact that he got together with his current wife Nancy at the expense of her existing marriage (and his relationship with the mother of his other children) during the infamous "Kevin Sullivan booked his own divorce" period 11 years ago. And the obvious use of steroids, HGH, or any similar product to pack the unnatural amount of musculature on his relatively slight frame. Nobody's perfect, right?

Well, that's an obvious understatement right now.

In the end, Chris Benoit was all of those things, and that was all we knew at the time -- so it was valid to look at him with the great appreciation that we did. I don't begrudge myself the fun I had at the time from his efforts.

But now? Appreciating Chris Benoit for his work would be like appreciating Adolf Hitler for some paintings that he might have created. Benoit murdered his wife and child in cold blood before taking the coward's way out at the end of a rope. The details of last weekend, combined with confirmation of previous spousal abuse that was not publicly known until now, conspire to make this story keep getting more nauseating by the hour. He deserves none of the glory that many of us were ready to give him when we first learned of his demise prior to absorbing the gory details. He deserves ... well, exactly what he's getting right now and for eternity. Let's leave it at that.

We who appreciated Chris Benoit saw in him the good side of an industry plagued by repetitive and numbing premature death and general sleaze. We thought he stood for the positive side of what is admittedly a morally challenged industry. But in the end, he exemplified to the "nth degree" the open sewer that the business really is. It's a sad measure of how addictive the entertainment can be that so few of us (and I don't exempt myself from this) will abandon it in long-overdue outrage.'"

In the span of under thirty hours, I digested the fact that a man I greatly respected, someone who had provided me so many hours of great entertainment, turned out to be a vile, sick individual unbeknown to us all. My earlier thoughts were still of a type of hero worship that makes me wince to revisit it -- before my outrage kicked in fully. One of the truly outstanding posters on that board, Liam in England, said it best so succinctly when he called the evening the news broke the most surreal night of his 14 years of being a wrestling fan.

My lasting thought on the matter is that I am saddened by how little has changed. The WWE claims to be enforcing a strict drug policy, but still pushes wrestlers constantly with a 'roided-up look to them. If the greatest shock to the system the business ever endured, a matter that might be termed the "9/11 of the wrestling business" (not nearly on that scale, certainly, but purely in terms of the sadness and depression it caused to so many) couldn't bring lasting changes to benefit the performers who bring us such fun, what possibly could?

Monday, January 28, 2008

More of Vince McMahon's hypocrisy

By Rick Morris

Before addressing the main point here, the rampant, constant hypocrisy of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, let's quickly examine a side issue. We at FantasyDrafthelp.com believe in analyzing all matters, not just fantasy sports, on a spectrum from most likely to least likely outcomes. Having said that, there are four possibilities for the "miracle comeback" of John Cena, who returned to the ring less than four months after allegedly suffering a major pectoral injury that was supposed to sideline him a year -- and those scenarios are in this exact order of likelihood:

^ This "injury" was a work from start to finish (scars can be kayfabed!).
^ The "injury" was real, but hyped way beyond the level of seriousness so as to obtain the desired shock return.
^ Cena was hurt, but cut a lot of corners, health-wise (ALLEGEDLY!) in his rehab and return.
^ Cena was actually hurt as severely as advertised and did have a supremely fortunate rehabilitation that legitimately got him back much sooner than anticipated.

Let's now move on to the main point at hand. The notion that Vinny Mac is a hucksterish hypocrite of the first order is well beyond dispute. Whether he is shedding crocodile tears for the premature deaths and chronic addictions that his company has contributed to with regards to its performers, whether he is crying about the predatory business practices of Turner Broadcasting when he went after the old territorial promoters the same way in the '80s, whether he is whining about vendettas from federal prosecutors while allowing revenge politics to thrive in his own company, Vince McMahon has always been in a league of his own when it comes to saying one thing and doing another.

But, as strange as it may sound when addressing the role in history of the only man to preside over two national wrestling booms, his biggest and most grand hypocritical pronouncement of all has been to claim that he has his finger on the pulse of his audience and that he reacts accordingly. We saw yet again last night at the Royal Rumble how false this truly is when he allowed his company to drop the ball on the Jeff Hardy WWE Title reign that his crowds have been clamoring for so much.

Jeff Hardy was deprived of his ascension to the top of the company (and yes, the top spot on RAW is and always will be the pinnacle of WWE) just a few weeks of the thirty-year anniversary that Superstar Billy Graham passed the torch to Bob Backlund -- with both matches taking place at Madison Square Garden, no less! Vince McMahon played an opposite role in both scenarios, proving that he is not consistent in his actions whatsoever.

Recently, I viewed the excellent documentary "20 Years Too Soon: The Superstar Billy Graham Story," and I also read parts of Graham's memoirs. First of all, it should be mentioned just as a side note that Graham was not actually 20 years ahead of his time, it was more like 10 because his colorful muscleman gimmick was the mid-to-late '80s prototype. But I do believe what Vince McMahon said on the DVD: Superstar would have been a huge phenomenon on the scene if he had been given a babyface run as champion.

Take yourself back to February 1978 for a moment. Graham had been drawing huge heat and sellout crowds as WWWF Champion for his entire 10-month reign. As an early forerunner of the "cool heel," he was drawing the type of appreciation from fans that could have led to him becoming a red-hot main event face. One suggestion internally was for onetime tag team partner Ivan Koloff to attack Graham, officially turning the Superstar into a "good guy." I believe that this feud would have drawn insane heat, because the Sergeant Slaughter/Iron Sheik feud of 1984 proved that geopolitics could draw at the box office and the prospect of Graham going toe-to-toe with a Hated Russkie back in '78 would have been quite similar.

Superstar and Vince were on the losing end of that argument, however, because Vince's dad, Vince McMahon Senior was still the boss at that time and he had promised Bob Backlund a title run. The classic wrestling old-timer, Vince Senior simply didn't possess the imagination to understand how big Graham could be. He was wedded to the version of the wholesome face champion anchor. Bruno Sammartino had held the belt for approximately 11 of the 14 years leading into Graham's reign, with Latino face Pedro Morales occupying the title for most of the rest of the time. Bob Backlund, dubbed "The All-American Boy," seemed merely to be the logical successor to this lineage once Graham's "transitional heel" reign was over.

But the strong reactions Graham got at the time argue for the case that he would have been huge as a "good guy" champion just because he was so much different from the rest back in '78. While he never could have reached the status of an '80s Hulk Hogan had WWWE remained merely a regional Northeast territory, he could have exploited New York City, the world's greatest media market, to cement the area as the most dominant one anywhere. Vince Junior is absolutely right that his father and the other cronies in the inner circle missed the boat on Superstar Billy Graham's potential.

Graham makes the point convincingly in his memoirs that Backlund was the beneficiary of almost unprecedented help from the promotion during his almost six-year run on top (leaving aside the question of whether Inoki legitimately was the titleholder for a fortnight back in '79). Backlund continued to sell out all around the circuit, but benefited from the strategic positioning on cards of Andre the Giant, Jimmy Snuka after his hugely successful face turn and Bruno Sammartino's white-hot farewell feud with Larry Zbyszko. Previous champs had not needed that kind of assistance from the bookers; they had always been the predominant focus of the promotion. Billy Graham wouldn't have needed that help either had his wish been granted.

So Vince Junior made what we can probably hypothesize would have been the right call in 1978 with the man he said was 20 years ahead of his time. Coincidentally, 20 years later, Vince put the belt on another man being reacted to hugely by the crowds and not created by the company. Stone Cold Steve Austin was a completely self-made man in the WWF, overcoming the internal perception of him as a mid-carder for life and establishing himself as a made man in 1996-97. In '98, Vince listened to the people and made Austin the face main event anchor that they wanted him to be. Austin built on the foundation of the NWO and DX and made himself (along with perhaps The Rock later on) the face of the late '90s wrestling craze.

Flash forward another ten years.

The "Attitude Era" boom has been dead for most of the decade. Historians will argue about where it breathed its last; I believe that I saw it live and in person at the "InVasion" of 2001 in Cleveland when Steve Austin joined the WCW/ECW alliance in an infamous booking decision that killed wrestling's ultimate dream angle. Since then, Vince has thrown everything he could at the wall, elevating formerly-derided "Vanilla Midgets" to World Title status (Benoit and Eddy), trying to ride the remaining stars of the '90s (HHH, HBK, Undertaker), pushing newcomers to the moon (Brock Lesnar), toying endlessly with nostalgia (Hulk Hogan comebacks) and getting strongly behind homegrown products (Cena, Batista). None of these moves have brought the WWE back to the mainstream status it enjoyed twice before.

And to be fair, there's no evidence to suggest that Jeff Hardy is the missing link, ready to become a household word and carry the company to the third national boom. He might not be the "game-changer" the company needs -- but the aforementioned options have had their chances to step up to that level and none of them have succeeded.

Vince and his daughter, Stephanie (the infamous head of creative control), pushed Hardy to the main event in a cautious, almost-experimental way. They were certainly not cramming him down the throats of the people; rather, they put him in circumstances where he would be able to rise or fall based on the reactions he drew. He shot up like a rocket as the crowds made it clear in no uncertain terms that they were hungering for the dramatic change that a title reign from this superstar would promise.

And yet, his rise to main event status was just a tease in the end, as Hardy was built up merely to be fed to mediocre heel champion Randy Orton, who has himself been built up merely to be fed to the returning hero Cena. Essentially, the company passed on elevating Hardy so that they could put Cena back in the #1 face spot posthaste (technically, now that Cena is cashing in his title shot at No Way Out in February instead of WrestleMania, he could face Hardy for the WWE Title at 'Mania -- but there's no way the company is going to put Hardy in with Cena and even if they did, it wouldn't be to have Hardy go over in the end).

So Vince McMahon, who prides himself on being the ultimate visionary, has shown that he only listens to the public when he feels like it. Rather than take a chance on Jeff Hardy, the acrobatic youngster with unique (mostly non-verbal) charisma and a fundamentally-sound but exciting style in the ring, McMahon is staying with the tried and true: Cena, the man who has improved greatly in the ring, but been neutered by the creative department. When you see him get booed relentlessly by significant parts of the crowd, it's almost impossible to reconcile that with the fact that he was such a cool heel in the fall of '03 that the company was all but forced to turn him. Young males, perhaps the most critical part of the fanbase, boo him in significant fashion (especially in major markets) because he is seen as having the worst characteristics of Hogan (Chain Gang = Hulkamanics 2K8), Backlund (wholesome character over the last few years, none of those raunchy raps that got him over with the crowd), the Rock'n'Roll Express (annoyingly beloved by kiddies and teenyboppers) and Hogan/Backlund together (he's the face who isn't believable in terms of being in significant jeopardy because he ALWAYS overcomes the odds and keeps his belt). Jeff Hardy, a man who was once defined in terms of fan perception as being the choice of those teenyboppers and kids, has transcended his early fan appeal to become widely popular across the board. And yet, Vince McMahon hasn't the slightest curiosity about what would happen with Hardy at the helm -- because in the end, crowd sentiment doesn't matter to him if it goes against his preconceived notions.

On the Vince McMahon Devious Behavior Scale, that may not rate that high. But it does serve to remind us yet again of his complete hypocrisy and the extent to which his ego compromises the final product in the ring.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

FDH Lounge Show #24: January 27, 2008

By Rick Morris

This Sunday's edition of THE FDH LOUNGE on SportsTalkNetwork.com (8-11 PM EST) features the usual far-flung collection of content you have come to expect from the program "where nothing is off-topic."

In Hour One, even before the Opening Statements of The FDH Lounge Dignitaries, we will start right in with our first annual fantasy drag racing mock draft. Generally, the FDH brand puts all of our fantasy sports content on our Thursday program THE FANTASYDRAFTHELP.COM INSIDER (9-11 PM EST), but we are engaging in a little cross-promotion here and getting the listeners in the mode of fantasy sports (well, sort of!) for our second annual fantasy "I'd Hit That" draft coming up in February!

In Hour Two, the Opening Statements will commence, followed by another in our long line of classic political roundtables as we assess the winnowing fields of presidential candidates in both political parties. From there, we take a look at a unique and sad situation: the impact of Heath Ledger's passing on this summer's huge Batman blockbuster "The Dark Knight," where he plays the Joker in a role around which most of the marketing was slated to be built.

With that discussion carrying into Hour Three, we'll get back to the sports/sports entertainment part of the proceedings when we review the NHL All-Star Game from earlier that night in HotLanta, preview the Super Bowl and the broadcast extravaganza that always gains as much attention as the game itself, and finally recap that evening's WWE Royal Rumble pay-per-view with one of the WrestleMania main event participants being crowned. Join us as we celebrate the first show in our second year of existence, the show that is wider-ranging than any other in the solar system: The FDH Lounge.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

WWE lost opportunities of 2007

By Rick Morris

In a previous column here, I explored the phenomenon of WWE transitional periods, when the company has been in an obvious flux between one era and another. Subsequent events have made me think about how many times the company just flat out blew it in 2007 as they are lurching into their newest redefining stage.

Company defenders will be quick to speak of the injury epidemic, with a great many wrestlers going down including HHH, John Cena, Undertaker and Edge. I'll grant that there's nothing that the company could have done to avoid those performers going on the shelf. And also for the purposes of this discussion, I'll leave aside anything having to do with the Benoit tragedy because I want to stick to the crystal-clear issues that the company could have dealt with but did not.

1. Getting the belt off of John Cena before the October PPV. The company was left in a position it hates to be in, having a title change result from something other than events inside the squared circle. Ever since Cena came to RAW in June of '05, he has been fighting an uphill battle to stay popular among key elements of the fanbase because of the watering-down of his once-edgy character and the invulnerability he portrays since he almost ALWAYS wins every title match. As mentioned earlier, there's nothing the company could have done about Cena's injury. But they could have helped his character stay fresher along the way by programming him to drop the belt earlier in the year (sometime after WrestleMania, as I'll admit that as the cornerstone of the company he needed to win there) and get into a chase to regain it. That is clearly where they were going with Randy Orton this autumn, but it would have been much later than it should have happened. As it is now, the large portion of young males in the audience reacts poorly to him because he comes off to them as a horrible amalgam of Ricky Morton (appealing to the kids and teeny-boppers), Bob Backland (with his super-wholesome Middle America persona) and Hulk Hogan (Chain Gang = Hulkamanics 2K8). Notwithstanding the fact that his matches do have incredible heat because of the mixed emotions he stirs in the crowd, the company is not going to be in the position they want to be in of having him pick them up and carry them on their back ala Hogan or Austin unless he gets greater acceptance from the fanbase.

2. Not properly giving Lashley the rub from Donald Trump. What an incredible opportunity the WWE had with Lashley at WrestleMania -- and how they blew it. Has it ever -- ever? -- been established exactly why Lashley and Trump teamed up to stick it to Vince McMahon at WrestleMania 23? We know that Trump was somewhat impressed with this young physical specimen and thought he could get the job done, but that's about it. I'm still waiting to hear Lashley's motivation. How did we not see a series of videos with these men, ala Hogan and Mr. T at the first WrestleMania? Not that we would have seen them training together, that's not the point, but something, anything to establish a bond between them and a tangible sense of what each man could do for the other. How sad that the company put Lashley in this position to get him the benefit of association with Donald Trump and their connection was pretty much forgotten by the next week.

3. Hot-shotting Chris Jericho's return. Internet rumors speak of HHH's dissatisfaction with the perception of Jericho as a savior returning to bail out the company from hard times. If so, given the disproportionate influence he has that we smart marks bemoan so much, that does an awful lot to explain how Jericho went from the eagerly anticipated breath of fresh air (one that many thought erroneously at the time had been dragged out too long in teasing, ala the Fred Thompson presidential launch) to just another wrestler in less than six weeks. Remember, when Jericho made his company debut in August of '99, the one that the WWE tried so hard to replicate, his first promo was against The Rock. Did he face him right away? No, they wouldn't lock up on pay-per-view for a long time. So Jericho's promo against Randy Orton, while absolutely the right thing to do, did NOT mean that he had to be rushed into the main event match the next month. Given that the company is completely in the annual mode of getting the present champion to WrestleMania in a few months, there was no way that he was going to topple Orton in December and he would lose his heat right off the bat in failing, no matter what lame attempts the company would conjure up to "keep him strong." They should have dragged out the title chase to WrestleMania with Orton (and perhaps the "authority figures") throwing obstacles in his way to build to a truly epic main event at the Citrus Bowl. Instead, Orton will end up in a situation that is guaranteed to be much less anticipated than the payoff to a long Jericho return tour.

4. Giving Mr. McMahon a full-size son. I will admit that the payoff to the illegitimate son storyline is working better than I would have thought, with Hornswoggle massively over and Finlay getting the chance I have long been calling for for him to become a tough, popular, fighting face. But the in-ring payoff, where the true money can be made, would have been much greater had the (initially reported) plan of Mr. Kennedy or another wrestler on the main event brink getting that association been adopted. There are rumors that the angle might be changed at some point to reflect the test results being altered and an actual full-sized wrestler being put in that spot. After the Hornswoggle storyline peaks, probably at WrestleMania, I would urge them to do exactly that.

5. Booking CM Punk as a midcarder when he holds the ECW title. We have long seen how internal politics dictate how brands are presented, whether it be the WCW and ECW brands getting buried early on in the 2001 invasion angle or the way that all vestiges of the "old ECW" were long ago blotted out with virtual bleach. But the booking of Punk, one of the most promising wrestlers in the entire company and a future main eventer on a brand the company actually respects, is beyond befuddling. This is not a standard example of a face champion needing to show some vulnerability in order to keep some sympathy heat. Punk has been laid out time and time again by the company superheavyweights, and when he teams up with Kane to face them, he is routinely presented as the least capable man in the ring. Many observers have long called for the company to stop damaging Smackdown by treating it as a distant second banana to the RAW brand. The company's evident "solution" is to let the Smackdown brand bully the ECW brand in terms of public perception so that Smackdown at least looks superior to something. Left unsaid is why anyone at all should care anything about what happens in ECW when the champion and most of its wrestlers are presented as midcarders relative to the "Smackdown superstars."

Sunday, January 13, 2008

WrestleMania booking Version 2.0

By Rick Morris

As I did back in October, I’m going to post an updated assessment of what would constitute a good WrestleMania 24 card. Additionally, I’ve got some thoughts on some directions the company should take beyond then. As always, I assume that the majority of these ideas will never be used by the company and an inferior collection of booking plans will probably be implemented.

^ WWE Championship Match: Randy Orton vs. HHH. I’d have rather seen a slow burn with the Orton/Jericho feud to WrestleMania, but that got hot-shotted right out of the gate – and predictably did nothing to improve business. This match clearly is the one the company is planning, and I don’t have a big problem with that. Since ‘Mania traditionally (with very few exceptions) ends with a big babyface win, this one should go on last. Where my plan likely diverges from WWE’s: I would not keep the belt on HHH for long, instead putting it back on Orton before John Cena’s return. A great three-way feud between face Cena, heel Orton and tweener HHH could well result and take the company all the way up to WrestleMania 25.

^ World Title Match: Edge vs. Undertaker. This match could not only be billed as “Streak vs. Title,” it could also be promoted as “Streak vs. Streak” – because Edge has not lost a singles or tag team match at ‘Mania, just last year’s “Money In the Bank.” A cocky heel like Edge would be expected to make the outlandish claim that his streak was as impressive as Undertaker’s, so I hope that this element becomes a part of the storyline when this match goes down as expected. I would like to see Undertaker “pass the torch” in this match and do (at least a relatively clean) job to Edge, who would benefit immensely from the accomplishment. With the great year that ‘Taker had in 2007, a loss here wouldn’t have to lead to his fade from the main event scene, and intriguing storylines could result in terms of ambitious heels trying to block him from getting back into the title picture.

^ ECW Title Match: CM Punk vs. JBL. Since the company has established that JBL can get involved with another brand’s matches during a pay-per-view, I’d like to see him somehow weasel his way into the #1 contendership during the February No Way Out event. The storyline explanation could be simple and effective: JBL, as a longtime ECW hater, doesn’t like Punk, who is an ECW Original at least in spirit. Backstage vignettes with Tommy Dreamer and Balls Mahoney praising Punk as a worthy torch carrier for ECW would give Punk even more of a rub and would enrage General Manager Estrada, JBL and everyone else looking to see a “new ECW” completely replace the old. Since JBL needs a WrestleMania match befitting his return from retirement and Punk needs a victory over an established name (and one who can give him a good match to boot), this match fills several needs. I would keep JBL on the Raw roster all the way through the feud, however, making this match one of the cross-brand matches we have seen at ‘Mania since the brand split. JBL and Punk can cross back and forth between the two shows to advance the feud.

^ Flair Must Retire If He Loses: Ric Flair vs. Batista. With Batista apparently out of the Smackdown main event picture for the big show and needing a substantive program, I’d like to see Edge and Vickie Guerrero conspire to pit these two longtime friends against each other. What could make the match more interesting is if their efforts have an effect on Batista and make him bloodthirsty at the thought of attaining such a precious achievement: retiring the ultimate legend. Having Batista heel on Flair heading into the encounter would add all the necessary heat and then some. Additionally, it would set up an Orton/Batista vs. HHH/Flair “Evolution Reunion Match” on Saturday Night’s Main Event heading into Orlando – providing the ultimate balance between giving away a great match on TV and effectively promoting two of your biggest matches on your biggest card of the year. The company’s plan apparently is for Flair to lose this match – and while my preference would be for him to drop a main event match on another pay-per-view instead of having the impact of his retirement match diluted by being just another in a long list of “WrestleMania moments” – so I think that if they go this route, Batista could benefit from this honor the most. It would then set up the “respect angle” where the two could reunite with Flair as Batista’s manager.

^ United States Title Match: MVP vs. Matt Hardy. This one sets up pretty easily. Between MVP’s heart issues of last summer and Hardy’s recent appendectomy, a climactic match between these two has been promised but not delivered for some time. Few are complaining, though, because these two play off one another so well in and out of the ring and each will emerge from this feud from a stronger position than when they entered. Given all of the buildup, Hardy needs this win, although there should be little doubt of MVP getting the belt back shortly and having another nice US Title run on his way to the main event. Plus, once MVP regains the belt, the WWE website can actually feel free to acknowledge MVP’s title victory this time!

^ Money In the Bank Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Rey Mysterio vs. John Morrison vs. Shelton Benjamin. Spots in this match should be awarded by interbrand matches on RAW, Smackdown and ECW on Sci-Fi. The injection of past main-eventers into this match will hopefully reinforce the importance of the guaranteed title shot. Ultimately, Benjamin should win to set up a good summer title feud vs. Punk in ECW.

^ Women’s Title Match, Lumberjill Rules: Beth Phoenix vs. Candice Michelle. This bout sets up nicely as a revenge match, as Candice should be fully recovered by WrestleMania. The “Glamazon” should win to solidify her strong title reign, but the feud should continue with Candice still possibly being the diva to knock Phoenix off the throne at some point. The “Lumberjill Rules” should be used for every subsequent women’s title match at ‘Mania so that all of the divas can be showcased in one segment.

^ Brand Rules Battle Royal. This would be a good use of all undercard wrestlers not participating in other matches: a “team battle royal” with 10 wrestlers from each brand all wearing matching T-shirts and trying to ensure that one or more wrestlers from their show will be in the ring at the very end. This is a good showcase opportunity for some of the “monster” wrestlers like Kane, Great Khali and Umaga. At the end, I’d have Santino Marella as the sole survivor, dumping out Carlito gratuitously along with another wrestler Carlito is about to eliminate – so that Santino can be the sole RAW wrestler to bask in the glory and foreshadowing eventual dissention with the cool one.

^ Finlay & Hornswaggle vs. Vince & Shane McMahon. The travails of “Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate son” seem to be building to a WrestleMania resolution, and there’s no better way to pull this off than to make a tag match involving his friend, the very over new face Finlay. This match could bring plenty of comedy moments, highspots from Shane O’Mac and great wrestling execution from Finlay. In the end, Finlay and Hornswaggle would come out on top, hopefully with a very memorable ending worthy of fitting into the lineage of “Mr. McMahon comeuppance moments.”

^ Kennedy vs. Lashley. This match would fit as a pure revenge affair. The storyline of Kennedy injuring Lashley last summer as a steppingstone is ready-made for a ‘Mania blowoff once Lashley has reestablished himself on the scene. Lashley would need to win, but not in a squash, as Kennedy appears to be a valued part of the future roster as well.

As for future developments, the first move I’d make would be to return the “WWE Draft” to the RAW that airs eight days after WrestleMania. That would allow the company to use all of their programs immediately after the big show to promote the draft show. Rather than engage in the wholesale and pointless shuffling of past years, I’d limit the event to two acquisitions per roster:

^ To RAW: Batista/Flair and The Edgeheads. Batista’s return to RAW with Flair as his manager would come at an interesting time, with HHH fending off Orton for the WWE Title and the entire former Evolution stable in the title picture for the first time ever. The Edgeheads should be separated from the champ, as I am very pessimistic that they will get over in their present role and all they will end up doing is leeching heat from the holder of the World Title. I’m not opposed to Edge having associates, but they should not be wrestlers who were previously just a step up from being glorified jobbers. JBL never gained anything by having wrestlers previously treated as non-entities as his “Cabinet.” The Edgeheads weren’t ready to be put into their role, and should move to RAW to join the tag team picture for the interim.

^ To Smackdown: Chris Jericho and Jeff Hardy. Both of these stars would make excellent foils for Edge and each would add interesting personality and great workrate to a World Title picture that already has both in the current beltholder. For once, Smackdown should emerge from the draft with a boost instead of gigantic holes that have been inflicted.

^ To ECW: Umaga and The Highlanders. Umaga is being stripped of his air of invincibility now that he has settled in as a “next-level heel” for top faces out of the WWE Title picture. A move to ECW, a feud with CM Punk and a reunion of sorts with General Manager Estrada would freshen him up greatly. The Highlanders are at the point of serving no purpose whatsoever on RAW and should be shuttled to ECW, where they can be part of the WWE Tag Team Title picture thanks to the talent sharing between ECW and Smackdown. The team might never be over enough to merit a title run, but they should get one last chance on a new show to prove or disprove that notion.


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Many happy (WWE) returns

By Rick Morris

First, in October, it was Shawn Michaels. Then, after a long viral video campaign, last week it was Chris Jericho. Sunday night at Survivor Series it was Edge. Then, last night, it was Ric Flair. In a few weeks, it will be Bobby Lashley.

In each case, "it" is a returning superstar and previous main eventer being counted on to help revive the business. At a time when the WWE is facing Congressional hearings about its sham of a "wellness" program and when it is trying to shake the overall black cloud that has hovered since the Benoit family tragedy of the summer, these stars are being seen internally as key to a hoped-for reversal of fortune. In all likelihood, this is simply an extension of the delusions of grandeur that have persisted since the company self-destructed and killed the last wrestling boom in 2001 with the botched Austin turn and the fizzled Invasion (a missed opportunity that was the biggest self-inflicted wound in the industry's history).

The reason? Simple -- star power counts for nothing if it is not used properly. A sane, focused organization would be staggering these returns, pointing to WrestleMania 24 at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando as a culmination of the creative efforts. But in Vinny Mac's world, everything gets hot-shotted immediately and WrestleMania be damned. Apparently the plan will be to scribble the matches on a cocktail napkin in mid-March the same as always instead of employing a several-month build.

Think of the matches we're going to be seeing soon that should be held off for when they could matter much more: Jericho/Orton, Undertaker/Edge, Lashley/Kennedy. The hot-shotting of these returning stars (many of whom are coming back far ahead of the estimated recovery times for their injuries and who may be doing so unwisely) will have a poor effect on the business when the company tries in vain to find them fresh and compelling WrestleMania matches in a few months.

Here's a final bleak thought for those still hoping that the WWE can bring about another boom with business as usual: at the end of RAW on Monday night, WWE Champion Randy Orton was in the ring with Ric Flair. Three autumns ago, Orton was the champion and at odds with Flair and Jericho, albeit in opposite face/heel roles. For the incompetent creative crew employed by the McMahons, truly, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

FDH Lounge Show #20: November 11, 2007

By Rick Morris

The Great American Radio Show on Internet television has turned 20! 20 episodes, that is. The program where nothing is off-topic will bring you another sampling of various intriguing content across the board this Sunday night from 8-11 PM EDT on SportsTalkNetwork.com.

For the first time in our history, we will have a segment airing ahead of the Opening Statements of The FDH Lounge Dignitaries. At 8 PM EDT we will feature a roundtable commemorating the 10th anniversary of the WWE's "Montreal Screwjob" with Russ Cohen of the Wrestleology website and wrestling historians Stephen Laroche and SLAM! Wrestling editor Jon Waldman. After that, we will move on to the Opening Statements and then another presidential race roundtable with the Dignitaries. The contest has taken on many wrinkles since we last convened on the subject (Hillary's debate debacle and the pouncing of her rivals, Romney's growing endorsement list, Brownback's McCain endorsement, Rudy's Robertson endorsement, the Bernie Kerik legal problems, the legal problems of one of Fred Thompson's advisers, etc.).

This segment will proceed into Hour Two for an update on the young hockey season with NHL.com editor John Kreiser. Among other topics, we'll delve into the huge January 1 outdoor game to be contested between Pittsburgh and Buffalo on NBC. After that, we give way to another wonderful FDH Lounge News Nuggets feature. Dog The Bounty Hunter and the Joe Torre migration to L.A. are fair game for the Dignitaries.

In Hour Three, we examine the trend in the niche sports world of recent years involving the addition of playoffs to compete with the NFL and World Series for attention in autumn. NASCAR has held its Chase since 2004 and this year the PGA and NHRA followed suit. What are the pluses and minuses of these developments? We will scrutinize this with new FDH NHRA correspondent Jeff Weber. Then our FDH Lounge Pigskin Report recaps another weekend of college and NFL action.

Join us for all the fun of our 20th show Sunday night! If you want to weigh in and mingle with The Dignitaries, you can call in at 216-881-9600 or toll free nationally and internationally at 866-453-4782 or you can email us at studio@sportstalkcleveland.com . Regardless, tune in and join the fun as The Dignitaries of The FDH Lounge explain your world to you!

Thursday, November 1, 2007

WWE transitional periods, then and now

By Rick Morris

With the WWE clearly caught up in a transitional period right now, I was curious to check back in the history of the company to determine if we might be able to draw any conclusions about the future success or failure of the company based on present events. I limited my examination to the period coinciding with Vince Junior running the company, because comparing circumstances with a national promotion to the previous regional one would be apples and oranges.

The old WWWF really didn’t feature transitional periods like the ones we’ve grown accustomed to in the modern era, anyway. When Bruno Sammartino captured the WWWF Title from Buddy Rogers on May 17, 1963 and started his legendary eight-year title reign, the overall style of the promotion didn’t change much at all. The next sets of title changes did have transitional champions in the mix, as Ivan Koloff shockingly won the belt from Sammartino on January 18, 1973, only to drop it to Pedro Morales (the Hispanic equivalent of Bruno’s ethnic champion appeal in the urban Northeast) three weeks later. Then, when Vince Senior decided to move back to Bruno on top, Pedro lost to Stan Stasiak on December 1, 1973 and Bruno beat the big heel nine days later. For all intents and purposes, the overall style of the promotion did not change appreciably during the course of any of the title changes.

The next two switches actually had no transitional champions in the mix at all. Superstar Billy Graham started the first long-term heel title run in WWWF history when he ended Bruno’s time on top once and for all on April 30, 1977. His flamboyant run on top, which a subsequent WWE DVD correctly labeled as ahead of its time, ended when the promotion put the strap on the man it had been grooming for the big spot, Bob Backlund on February 20, 1978. With the old-school Vince Senior still running the show, Graham’s wild charisma did not auger any major changes for the promotion and the reign of Backlund solidified the company as a Northeast regional promotion with a white-bread babyface champion. Backlund had a couple of disputed title changes along the way, but stayed firmly atop the (now renamed) WWF until Vince Junior assumed control, started the national era and with it, the first real transitional period in the style of the promotion.

  1. THE START OF THE NATIONAL EXPANSION, THE PAY-PER-VIEW ERA AND WHAT WOULD COME TO BE KNOWN AS SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT. This era started with the Iron Sheik’s controversial victory over Backlund on December 26, 1983 when “The All-American Boy’s manager Arnold Skaaland threw in the towel with Backlund trapped in the Camel Clutch. As with Koloff more than a dozen years before, the Sheik was used as a hot-button foreign heel transitional champion, but the man who he would deliver the title to was used as a vehicle to change pro wrestling forever. Just a month later, Hulk Hogan began the modern era with a bang as he took the belt from the Iron Sheik in decisive fashion and was booked in more of a show-biz fashion than any other babyface champion ever. This was due in equal parts to his insane charisma, his larger-than-life physique and his inability to work in the ring in a traditional lengthy main-event fashion. Throughout 1984, Rowdy Roddy Piper was established as the dominant heel personality of the new era with his unprecedented “Piper’s Pit” segments. By year’s end, when he attacked Hogan allies Captain Lou Albano and Cyndi Lauper during a charity award ceremony at Madison Square Garden, the seeds were sown for the culmination of the transitional period. The “War to Settle the Score” between Piper and Hogan from MSG, broadcast on MTV in February of 1985, introduced red-hot celebrity Mr. T into the mix and set the stage for the first WrestleMania at the end of March 1985. That event, with the potent mix of the most over wrestlers in the country, massive celebrity involvement and an undercard of wrestlers ready to be introduced to the national spotlight, set the company in motion with no looking back. That year’s return to national television with “Saturday Night’s Main Event” and the first-ever pay-per-view The Wrestling Classic were anticlimactic events: the transitional period had ended at WrestleMania and started the first national wrestling boom since the 1950s.
  1. THE POST-HOGAN ERA BEGINS AND THE NEW GENERATION IS FORESHADOWED. Hogan dropped the belt to Andre the Giant in 1988 and The Ultimate Warrior in 1990, but his shadow never left the main-event scene, nor did the fact that the promotion was still built around the show-biz, style-over-workrate principles he embodied. And when the smoke eventually cleared, he ended up with the belt again both time. However, business had been falling off from the peak period of the boom, starting in earnest with the Warrior’s run on top in 1990. When the title was held up in December of 1991, to be filled at The Royal Rumble the next month, it seemed inevitable that Hogan would stay in the mix – almost certainly to be wrestling in the main event of WrestleMania VIII against the man who became the new champion, Ric Flair (the acquisition of Flair, who left his old promotion without dropping either the WCW or NWA World Titles in the ring in the summer of 1991 is another story in and of itself – proving that the most cyclical element in wrestling is the tendency to make mistakes, the WWF never put Hogan and Flair in the ring one-on-one on pay-per-view during their time together, wasting the ultimate “Dream Match” and foreshadowing how badly they would screw up the acquisition of WCW itself ten years later). But the eruption of the industry’s first major steroid scandal in the winter of 1992 made the poster child for the bulked-up modern era too hot to handle for the company, so a “retirement match” against Sid Justice was booked for ‘Mania instead. For the next several months, the 1980s direction of the company seemed intact, as Flair and Randy Savage traded the title back and forth and kept the focus on the established names of the era with the Warrior also in the mix. But when Flair suffered an inner-ear injury that necessitated the promotion taking the belt off of him, the direction they chose was very fateful. Young Bret Hart, a second-generation synonymous with the traditional type of pro wrestling that had been around for decades before the boom, won the title from Flair in his home country of Canada on October 12, 1992. While the company would not institute the “New Generation” marketing campaign for almost another two years, in retrospect the transition to that era started on that night up north. The following month, Hart and Shawn Michaels, the two most dominant figures of the “New Generation” era squared off in the main event for the title at Survivor Series and signaled that the focus would be on new names and a new direction. Right about then, the Warrior left, Flair was preparing for his final few months with the company and Hogan was preparing a comeback that fizzled due in equal parts to bad booking and a breakdown in understanding with the company. Hogan did have a title run that started with an infamous impromptu match against new champion Yokozuna at the end of Wretlemania IX and ended with a screwy finish at King of the Ring two months later. Fans long accustomed to seeing the Hulkster avenge every wrong were shocked when he quietly faded from the promotion after the loss due to an inability to come to terms with the company. When Lex Luger turned babyface and adopted the persona of a super-patriot by bodyslamming Yokozuna on the USS Intrepid on July 4, 1993, the similarity of his new character to that of Hogan made it clear to one and all that the King of the 1980s era was dead and the new crop of main eventers would be left to carry on in his place. As such, the transition had been completed. The “New Generation” campaign, officially adopted in 1994 as a marketing counterpoint to WCW’s signings of Hogan and other stars made famous by the WWF, fizzled. Business never approached the heights of the boom and the company floundered as more top stars jumped ship over the next few years.
  1. THE SECOND NATIONAL BOOM: THE ATTITUDE ERA BEGINS. This is the murkiest transitional era in the history of the company, as the origins were very difficult to trace. For all intents and purposes, however, the November 20, 1995 episode of RAW marks the start of the period. This program was one of the most historically significant in the long history of the company. Diesel, fresh off the loss of the WWF title to Bret Hart at Survivor Series the previous night, gave a speech in the ring in which he declared independence from Vince McMahon and the promotional machine (marking the “outing” of VKM as the real-life owner of the company) but did not turn heel in typical style – instead adopting an intriguing “tweener” character. At the end of the show, Shawn Michaels “collapsed” in the ring as the result of a kick to the head from Owen Hart. This marked the beginning of an effort to infuse as much real-life drama as possible in the show as viewers were subtly led to believe that HBK’s injury was legitimate and unstaged. The next month, Bret Hart and Davey Boy Smith wrestled in a title match that heralded the return of blading to the company, foreshadowing a wilder in-ring style. The start of this transitional era went into a deep-freeze, however, as business-as-usual promoting took over again until King of the Ring 1996. Steve Austin, who had been given the tournament victory to punish Hunter Hearst Helmsley for breaking script in the infamous MSG “curtain call” incident of May 19, 1996, mocked Jake Roberts’ faith with his groundbreaking “Austin 3:16” promo. Throughout the year, Austin’s blue-collar tough-man style caught on with the fans and it was getting harder and harder to keep him as a heel, even after efforts to make him appear as a heartless predator with the Pillman gun storyline. Subsequently, however, the warming of the crowd to Austin coincided with the cooling of the crowd to Bret Hart’s classic style and the resulting double-turn at Wrestlemania XIII in March 1997 launched Austin as the first mega-star of the Attitude Era (which wouldn’t actually be named as such until a year later). Everything that followed (Austin’s run as face champion starting at WrestleMania XIV, the establishment of DeGeneration X as one of the top acts in company history and the creation of The Rock’s character as a cornerstone antihero rivaled only by Austin) was an anticlimax from the moment Austin broke through by passing out in a bloody heap rather than tapping out to Hart at Mania. That moment launched a period of prosperity that by some measures even exceeded the first boom of the ‘80s.
  1. THE ATTITUDE BOOM GIVES WAY TO THE BRAND SPLIT. Vince McMahon’s second boom period was initially fueled by the desperation of competition. The Monday Night Wars started off badly for the WWF as Nitro began to thrash Raw in the ratings after an initial period of rough parity in 1995-96. Even the early days of “Attitude” in 1997 saw the company trailing WCW, although business was picking up (as a certain announcer might say). The primal need that Vince had to transcend the accomplishments of WCW served as the incentive to adopt the “old rules are dead” wild style of this new era. But once the epoch of brash shoot-style promos (with questionable language and hand gestures), wild sexuality on display from the “Divas,” the reliance on weapons and wild brawling and the overall “anything can happen” atmosphere took hold, WCW and its corporate restrictions and short-sighted management never had a chance. By 2001, red ink was on the verge of putting both WCW and the country’s third-largest promotion ECW out of business. The WWF came in and scooped up the assets (well, some assets – they turned out to be unable to use the ECW name on-camera due to snags in the bankruptcy proceedings) of each in the spring of 2001. With Austin and The Rock coming off a red-hot main event in the sold-out Astrodome for Wrestlemania XVII, the company seemed poised for many huge years to come. But from that point on, everything they could do wrong, they did do wrong. They stuck with an ill-advised Austin heel turn that did nothing but demoralize an audience that never wanted to boo “The Texas Ratttlesnake.” They botched the WCW/ECW invasion, wrestling’s ultimate dream storyline, in such a brutal manner that the abrupt ending to it at Survivor Series was more of a mercy killing than anything else. And as the company was distracted by the steroid scandal of the early 1990s and their subsequent World Bodybuilding Federation debacle, they were also focused too much on trying to force their insipid XFL down the throats of their fans. Ratings were a complete disappointment, as the promotion was left with only their share of the Monday Night Wars audience. So with their dream of a WWF-run WCW circuit keeping up a semblance of competition dead, the company decided to launch a brand split just after WrestleMania XVIII. On April 8, 2002, the Raw show featured a “draft” in which all stars from the promotion were assigned to either the Raw program or Smackdown program exclusively. This began in earnest the transition to the post-boom reality. Initially, the storyline featured Ric Flair as the on-air boss of Raw and Vince McMahon at the helm of Smackdown. However, the best-laid plans disintegrated as events caused the company to go into a frantic spring and summer of hot-shotting. First, the company made a huge miscalculation about Hogan’s viability as a 21st century titleholder when they regarded his massive ovation at by the crowd in the dome in Toronto at Wrestlemania XVIII as anything more than the nostalgia pop it was. They abandoned HHH’s first run as babyface champion (and unified world champion, with his belt now having the lineage of both the WCW and WWF World Titles) quickly, although the horrible booking of HHH in that role necessitated some form of abandoning the reign. Then, Austin walked out of the promotion rather than do a job to mega-pushed newcomer Brock Lesnar. The company panicked and hot-shotted a match instead that saw McMahon take unified control of the two brands from Flair. What, then, would serve as the continued rationale for a brand split if one man was in charge of both programs? Bringing in a new authority figure, of course! Eric Bischoff was crowned as general manager of Raw in a desperate attempt to conjure up that old Monday night magic. In the midst of all of this, the company yielded to legal realities in the form of legal challenges from the World Wildlife Federation and changed their name to World Wrestling Entertainment. Meanwhile, rather than push some of the wrestlers who had been on top in ECW and WCW like Lance Storm, Mike Awesome and Raven, the company awarded half-hearted pushes to Rob Van Dam and wrestlers broken out of tag teams in the split for no apparent reason, such as Bradshaw and Bubba Ray Dudley. After the Hogan experiment crashed and burned, the belt was quickly put on The Undertaker and then The Rock, who lost it at SummerSlam to the aforementioned Lesnar. Immediately thereafter, the “unified” aspect of the belt was lost as HHH campaigned successfully to be given a World Title for the Raw brand only and a second set of tag team titles was likewise created. These actions signaled that, whatever fans hoped to the contrary, the brand split was here to stay. Like the New Generation gimmick before it, it did not yield an era of prosperity.
  1. A REAL ATTEMPT TO BUILD POST-BOOM STARS. By early 2004, fans had lost patience with the floundering lack of direction in both WWE brands. HHH started the Raw-only World Title era by failing to elevate RVD and Kane, then engaged in a surprisingly mediocre feud with old friend Shawn Michaels, a self-indulgent display of backroom power at the hands of Booker T at WrestleMania XIX and lackluster programs with Scott Steiner, Kevin Nash and Goldberg. Smackdown fared somewhat better with Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle at the forefront of the WWE Title picture, but distractions like another ill-fated Hulk Hogan comeback kept the show from reaching its full potential. With Austin having retired after WrestleMania XIX, The Rock coming back much less frequently due to Hollywood commitments and Mick Foley surprisingly staying retired, the company was in dire need of developing new stars. Having hyped the 20th edition of WrestleMania for a full year, the company saw an opportunity and took advantage of it. And they were compelled to make a better effort of it, with the WWE a public entity now and stock prices hanging in the balance throughout their period of stagnation. The transition to the era of new stars began in earnest at the 2004 Royal Rumble when upper-midcard fixture Chris Benoit was elevated with a stirring victory. He ended up on Raw, winning the World Title at Mania. On Smackdown, Eddy Guerrero was tabbed for a promotion to the top of the card, inspiring the wrestling world by capping his comeback from drug issues by capturing the WWE Title at No Way Out and successfully defending it at WrestleMania XX against Kurt Angle. However, the challenges facing the promotion were only just beginning at that point. Mania served as the final WWE match for both Lesnar and Goldberg as two legitimate main eventers quit the scene after one infamous final match. Bradshaw was quickly repackaged on Smackdown as Texas tycoon JBL and thrust into the main event scene so quickly as to defy all credibility. He defeated Guerrero and held on to the belt until the next Wrestlemania, becoming the third man the company tried to elevate that year. He ended up having a longer tenure on top than either Benoit or Guerrero, but never achieved the potential of his great character due to the knee-jerk start to the storyline. Meanwhile, Benoit held onto his belt until Summerslam, but due to questionable booking, still loomed in the shadows of the mighty HHH. Benoit dropped the strap to Randy Orton, the fourth man the company attempted to elevate during this frantic transitional period on both shows. Orton, a relatively hot heel, was inexplicably turned face as champion to go against his mentor HHH. The fundamentally unlikable Orton predictably fizzled as a sympathetic character and his title reign was ended after only a month! Meanwhile, however, HHH’s associate in the Evolution stable Batista was quietly becoming the most over wrestler on Raw. The company did a slow burn with the storyline, culminating in Batista turning face, challenging HHH at Wrestlemania XXI and winning the World Title. On Smackdown, charismatic young John Cena had captured the United States Title, his first taste of gold in the promotion, at Wrestlemania XX. Throughout the year, fans took to his exciting character in such a manner that he was the logical choice for JBL to drop the World Title to at Wrestlemania XXI. On that show, he joined Batista as the final wrestlers in this frantic transitional era to be elevated to the status of world champion. Coincidentally, Cena and Batista were elevated to the “big leagues” not long after the brand split in the spring of 2002 when the company was trying to broaden the rosters of the two shows. When they completed their post-WrestleMania programs with the deposed champs months later, they each moved to the other show in another WWE “draft” that ended this transitional era with each man set as the dominant babyface franchise of his show moving forward. Cena, however, would see his character watered down on Raw, and has never matched the insanely over face status he had on Smackdown – although he has still been the most over wrestler in the promotion, owing to the fact that his crowd reactions are incredible and pretty much unprecedented with women, children and a minority of males loudly cheering him and a majority of males loudly booing him. Batista, due to injuries and incompatible work styles, has never recaptured the magic of his program with HHH. So this era, like the first of the brand split chapter of history, did not lead to massive mainstream success.
  1. THE POST-BENOIT ERA. This is where we’ve been since that horrible weekend in late June 2007 when Chris Benoit shockingly gave in to his demons and slaughtered his wife, son and himself. In the months prior to the tragedy, the company did not necessarily seem on the cusp of a new boom, but it did seem at least somewhat possible. With his rap, movie and commercial ventures, John Cena was earning more notoriety in the mainstream than any other star created since the Attitude days. WrestleMania XXIII, held in a sold-out domed stadium for the first time in four years, earned a good deal of mainstream attention as Donald Trump played a key role in the “Billionaire vs. Billionaire Hair Match” between his and Vince McMahon’s proxies. And the company seemed to moving in a pretty decent direction creatively in the first half of 2007, overcoming an injury to HHH that decimated existing plans for Mania and an Undertaker injury that short-circuited his face vs. face feud with Batista. The company did stub its toe somewhat with an ill-advised “Mr. McMahon death” storyline in which it was depicted that the company chairman’s car was blown up with him in it. Resolution of the storyline was interrupted by the Benoit murder/suicide, which shocked and demoralized a fanbase that had already absorbed many previous tragedies, but nothing this twisted. Benoit’s drug issues caused enormous headaches for the company and exposed massive holes in the company’s alleged enforcement policies. In September, many stars were abruptly suspended for drug use, an unprecedented amount of simultaneous punishment brought down the by company. Embarrassing and potentially threatening Congressional hearings await on the issue of the company’s attitudes on drug use. Other main-event stars have gone down as well, including Lashley and Cena (who walked out of WrestleMania as world champion each of the last three years and surely would have been the man holding up the belt with fireworks going off overhead at WrestleMania XXIV in the Citrus Bowl next spring). McMahon quickly wrapped up the “fake death” storyline of his character, only to substitute a “Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate son” mystery storyline that concluded in the most anticlimactic fashion possible, with a midget wrestler being bestowed the “honor” and the matter being played for laughs instead of mined for potential big-money matches. A series of teaser videos have played on WWE programming recently, seeming to hint at the long-awaited return of former star Chris Jericho, but, to the dismay of fans, he has yet to materialize. This transitional period is the most chaotic we have seen in the modern history of the WWE, which is not completely surprising in that it is the first one to feature three brands (ECW was added to the mix full-time in June 2006, although it bears little in common with the underdog promotion of the 1990s that bore the same name). The company is frantically throwing one idea after another at the wall to see what sticks. This desperation paid off with the Attitude boom, but failed in each of the last two transitional eras. All indications are that their unfocused approach will backfire this time as well.