We're Ragin' Against the Machine, Man!

By Tony Mazur

As reported by left-wing media outlets like clockwork, American soldiers have been accused of torturing the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay. Compared to how the Iraqis treat our prisoners, Guantanamo looks like Chuck E. Cheese. Some of the "inhumane" tactics the U.S. soldiers have used as a form of torture include the infamous naked pyramids and waterboarding. Now, a few musicians have gotten together to protest the MUSIC the prisoners at Gitmo are forced to listen to.

"Music as a weapon", as many are calling it, is considered psychological torture by radical leftists. Some of the artists and bands the prisoners are tortured by include Metallica, Nine Inch Nails, Britney Spears, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Drowning Pool, Don McLean, and the theme songs from Barney and Sesame Street.

It's no secret that the members of Rage Against the Machine have protested things any patriotic American would consider treason. Guitarist Tom Morello has stated on many occasions that he would like Guantanamo Bay to close down, but not completely. The prisoners of war should be set free, and the only cell left in the facility would be reserved for President Bush, as they torture him with never-ending loops of Rage Against the Machine songs.

What's the matter, Tom? Your band not selling enough albums? Can't come up with any new material? You got your wish. With your president-elect sharing sharing your views, what machine will you have to rage against now? Shut your mouth.

People don't seem to realize that the prisoners are there for a reason. THEY"RE TERRORISTS! THEY WANT TO KILL US! Radical leftists ignore the fact that the members of Al-Quaeda behead our soldiers, but will hold protests just because a couple of American soldiers get a kick out of forcing terrorists to listen to "Oops, I Did It Again".

If it were up to me, I would make sure each of the prisoners never see the light of day. If they want to harm myself, my family, and my country, I hope they die a slow and painful death. And to those who support these terrorists, such as Amnesty International, please vacate my country. Cash in all of your American dollars for Euros or Lira and stay out.