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By Rick Morris
This week's edition of the FDH Wednesday night on SportsTalkNetwork.com contains a variety of strong content from across the fantasy landscape.
On THE FANTASYDRAFTHELP.COM INSIDER (7-9 PM EDT), we begin by breaking down some interesting concepts for your team as the stretch run of the fantasy baseball season approaches -- specifically, the idea of biorhythms, which may be complete gaga in terms of validity vis-a-vis human health, but may have some applications for how to understand the management of a fantasy (or real) baseball team. From there, we preview next week's Olympic medals fantasy draft and our college football team draft on August 20 -- and, we make an announcement about additional FDH fantasy content to be coming your way in August.
At the end of Hour One and for all of Hour Two, we continue our build towards our August 13 fantasy football mock draft show by taking a look at our brand new free FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFTOLOGY 2008 guide and elaborating on some of the contents within. It's very safe to say that as useful as this publication is, that it will be even more useful after hearing us elaborate on the thought process that went into it. Also, we'll break down some oddities in a mock draft in the most recent ESPN Magazine and we'll look at the most widely disputed players of 2008 -- those who are being rated both very highly and very low by many in the fantasy media prior to the season.
On THE GOON SQUAD (9-10 PM EDT), we continue our summer previews of every division in the NHL for 2008-2009 as we go through the Southeast and the Northeast, team by team.
Be sure to join us for our usual informative three-hour block this Wednesday night only on the Sports Talk Network!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Greatest lineup introduction of all time
By Rick Morris
Hat tip to Awful Announcing, one of the great sports blogs anywhere. Will Ohman of Atlanta channels an all-time great from The Great Beyond -- convincingly. [Oh, and a side note to Fox Sports, who apparently bullied YouTube into taking down this video -- it's the 21st century, Einsteins, you're not going to censor every version of every video that appears anywhere. Be grateful that for once something on one of your lowest-common-denominator, sportscasting-ruining telecasts generated a scintilla of buzz for once.]
Hat tip to Awful Announcing, one of the great sports blogs anywhere. Will Ohman of Atlanta channels an all-time great from The Great Beyond -- convincingly. [Oh, and a side note to Fox Sports, who apparently bullied YouTube into taking down this video -- it's the 21st century, Einsteins, you're not going to censor every version of every video that appears anywhere. Be grateful that for once something on one of your lowest-common-denominator, sportscasting-ruining telecasts generated a scintilla of buzz for once.]
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Free FDH Fantasy Football guide released!
By Rick Morris
Here it is! FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFTOLOGY 2008, a product of your good buddies at FantasyDrafthelp.com and Sportsology! You could pay for a glossy bundle of newsstand fluff, or you could download for free the ultimate draft board and outstanding supplemental materials in a mere eight pages. Your choice!
Here it is! FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFTOLOGY 2008, a product of your good buddies at FantasyDrafthelp.com and Sportsology! You could pay for a glossy bundle of newsstand fluff, or you could download for free the ultimate draft board and outstanding supplemental materials in a mere eight pages. Your choice!
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Anyone Want to Be a MLB GM?
By Tony Mazur
Hey kids! Have you always dreamed about becoming a general manager on a Major League Baseball team? No matter what age you may be, I'm positive that you can do a better job that Cleveland Indians' GM Mark Shapiro.
Rumors were swirling all week about the Tribe's third baseman/utility infielder Casey Blake possibly going to a playoff-contending team, which is not surprising. That happened this morning.
Casey Blake has been traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers for catcher Carlos Santana (no, not that one) and pitcher Jonathan Meloan.
This has been the second major trade the Indians have conducted this month, the first being the exodus of CC Sabathia to Milwaukee.
I've made it known that I was never the biggest fan of Casey Blake. I still believe he's a dime-a-dozen ballplayer. But come on, can they get SOMEthing out of a deal instead of obscure, no-name players?
I may be young, and I do not have much business experience, but I do not how NOT to run a business.
Going into the 2008 baseball season, the Cleveland Indians' salary was a whopping $78,970,066, which comes in at #16 on the list of team payrolls.
Let's do some math, shall we?
CC is to make $11 million this year, Blake received a disgusting $6.1 million, RHP Jorge Julio made $1 million, and RHP Joe Borowski, before being designated for assignment, made $4 million.
With the acquisitions of 3B Morgan Ensberg and RHP Juan Rincon, the Cleveland Indians team payroll is roughly $61 million. That puts them at 24th on the list of overall team salaries, just above the Kansas City Royals.
The only reason the payroll is that high is because the same players have been resigned. Jake Westbrook, Travis Hafner, Rafael Betancourt, and Fausto Carmona were all signed to big deals in the past year, and each one has not earned their paycheck.
In this day in Major League Baseball, a team cannot win a championship without a $100+ million salary.
This same lesson goes for the Colorado Rockies, and, no matter where they finish this year, the Tampa Bay Rays.
I'd just love to be a fly on the wall in the offices at Ontario and Carnegie.
Hey kids! Have you always dreamed about becoming a general manager on a Major League Baseball team? No matter what age you may be, I'm positive that you can do a better job that Cleveland Indians' GM Mark Shapiro.
Rumors were swirling all week about the Tribe's third baseman/utility infielder Casey Blake possibly going to a playoff-contending team, which is not surprising. That happened this morning.
Casey Blake has been traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers for catcher Carlos Santana (no, not that one) and pitcher Jonathan Meloan.
This has been the second major trade the Indians have conducted this month, the first being the exodus of CC Sabathia to Milwaukee.
I've made it known that I was never the biggest fan of Casey Blake. I still believe he's a dime-a-dozen ballplayer. But come on, can they get SOMEthing out of a deal instead of obscure, no-name players?
I may be young, and I do not have much business experience, but I do not how NOT to run a business.
Going into the 2008 baseball season, the Cleveland Indians' salary was a whopping $78,970,066, which comes in at #16 on the list of team payrolls.
Let's do some math, shall we?
CC is to make $11 million this year, Blake received a disgusting $6.1 million, RHP Jorge Julio made $1 million, and RHP Joe Borowski, before being designated for assignment, made $4 million.
With the acquisitions of 3B Morgan Ensberg and RHP Juan Rincon, the Cleveland Indians team payroll is roughly $61 million. That puts them at 24th on the list of overall team salaries, just above the Kansas City Royals.
The only reason the payroll is that high is because the same players have been resigned. Jake Westbrook, Travis Hafner, Rafael Betancourt, and Fausto Carmona were all signed to big deals in the past year, and each one has not earned their paycheck.
In this day in Major League Baseball, a team cannot win a championship without a $100+ million salary.
This same lesson goes for the Colorado Rockies, and, no matter where they finish this year, the Tampa Bay Rays.
I'd just love to be a fly on the wall in the offices at Ontario and Carnegie.
Leave the Mittens behind, McCain!
By Rick Morris
Disturbing reports continue to leak out of the John McCain camp indicating that the brown-nose campaign of Mitt Romney and Hugh Hewitt, which began during Romney's concession speech back in February, is having a significant effect and may well lead to a Republican McCain-Romney ticket. DON'T DO IT, JOHN! [See, just to prove my sincerity, I did not refer to him as "Juan McCain."]
I would refer McCain and his peeps to my Romney take-down of last October 17, in which I pithily summed up the major arguments against Mitt Romney ever being allowed anywhere near the levers of power in a country that purports to be a serious-minded constitutional republic. Searching on the Romney tabs on this site alone would provide enough reasons to go against Romney, let alone what's available on the rest of the old Interwebs.
But I'll make my closing argument to John McCain on a visceral, grudge-filled level. It's well-known that McCain makes many arguments for and against dealing with people based on whether he likes or dislikes them, and dislike for others does not fade easily for him. Just in case he's reaching a sufficient comfort level with his sycophantic former rival and beginning to fall for the idiotic JFK/LBJ "parallels of 1960" that every desperate campaign trots out as a reason to pick somebody completely out of sync with the top of the ticket, consider these more relevant examples:
^ 2004: John Kerry more or less had John Edwards forced on him by Democratic insiders after Edwards waged a shameless public VP campaign for months. In a campaign that was very close and where Edwards failed to make any kind of a difference, do you think that Kerry might want a mulligan on that decision?
^ 1996: Bob Dole always had a tenuous-at-best relationship with the supply-side wing of the Republican Party (due to Dole's lack of understanding of how economic forces work). When he finally broke through and captured the GOP nomination, he knew he had to find somebody to excite the base -- since they were notably ho-hum about him. His reluctant choice? Kemp. Did Kemp play attack dog on the Democrats that fall? Nope. Would Dole make the same choice again? Nope.
These are just the two most recent examples of a nominee swallowing his bile and choosing to share his once-in-a-lifetime spot on a national ticket with somebody who he probably did not exchange Christmas cards with before or (certainly) since. Now, as my fellow FDH Lounge Dignitary points out to me, Reagan/Bush in 1980 is an example that cuts the other way, but this is at best a mixed bag. Is the sacrifice of personal trust and comfort between a nominee and his second-in-command worth the tradeoff when the brass ring is within reach? In a vacuum, not necessarily, and when the choice is the Romnoid, not at all.
In the interest of being helpful, here are the only good choices for McCain:
1. Bobby Jindal: A brilliant and proven mechanic in terms of government reform, he reinforces all of the (good) aspects of the McCain economic and governing message. Along with Alaska's Sarah Palin and South Carolina's Mark Sanford, he is one of the three best governors in the country. Palin is now having a few troubles in her administration, so she's sadly dropping off the radar and Sanford is (unfairly) not being considered because he was not on the McCain bandwagon during the South Carolina primaries. Fred Thompson is another pick at least as good as these three, but insipid fear of the "two old white guys" ticket will sink what would be on substance an outstanding selection.
2. Eric Cantor: While I as a paleocon am a bit wary of the blank check for militarism that he seems to indicate that he would extend to Israel, he's so good and so principled on so many issues that I think he's on balance a great and exciting choice.
3. Tim Pawlenty: Acceptable on social conservative grounds, acceptable on economic grounds, good blue-collar pedigree. Not the most inspiring of choices, but at least not an empty suit like Romney, Charlie Crist, Bushee Rob Portman, Tom Ridge or any of the other wannabees.
Disturbing reports continue to leak out of the John McCain camp indicating that the brown-nose campaign of Mitt Romney and Hugh Hewitt, which began during Romney's concession speech back in February, is having a significant effect and may well lead to a Republican McCain-Romney ticket. DON'T DO IT, JOHN! [See, just to prove my sincerity, I did not refer to him as "Juan McCain."]
I would refer McCain and his peeps to my Romney take-down of last October 17, in which I pithily summed up the major arguments against Mitt Romney ever being allowed anywhere near the levers of power in a country that purports to be a serious-minded constitutional republic. Searching on the Romney tabs on this site alone would provide enough reasons to go against Romney, let alone what's available on the rest of the old Interwebs.
But I'll make my closing argument to John McCain on a visceral, grudge-filled level. It's well-known that McCain makes many arguments for and against dealing with people based on whether he likes or dislikes them, and dislike for others does not fade easily for him. Just in case he's reaching a sufficient comfort level with his sycophantic former rival and beginning to fall for the idiotic JFK/LBJ "parallels of 1960" that every desperate campaign trots out as a reason to pick somebody completely out of sync with the top of the ticket, consider these more relevant examples:
^ 2004: John Kerry more or less had John Edwards forced on him by Democratic insiders after Edwards waged a shameless public VP campaign for months. In a campaign that was very close and where Edwards failed to make any kind of a difference, do you think that Kerry might want a mulligan on that decision?
^ 1996: Bob Dole always had a tenuous-at-best relationship with the supply-side wing of the Republican Party (due to Dole's lack of understanding of how economic forces work). When he finally broke through and captured the GOP nomination, he knew he had to find somebody to excite the base -- since they were notably ho-hum about him. His reluctant choice? Kemp. Did Kemp play attack dog on the Democrats that fall? Nope. Would Dole make the same choice again? Nope.
These are just the two most recent examples of a nominee swallowing his bile and choosing to share his once-in-a-lifetime spot on a national ticket with somebody who he probably did not exchange Christmas cards with before or (certainly) since. Now, as my fellow FDH Lounge Dignitary points out to me, Reagan/Bush in 1980 is an example that cuts the other way, but this is at best a mixed bag. Is the sacrifice of personal trust and comfort between a nominee and his second-in-command worth the tradeoff when the brass ring is within reach? In a vacuum, not necessarily, and when the choice is the Romnoid, not at all.
In the interest of being helpful, here are the only good choices for McCain:
1. Bobby Jindal: A brilliant and proven mechanic in terms of government reform, he reinforces all of the (good) aspects of the McCain economic and governing message. Along with Alaska's Sarah Palin and South Carolina's Mark Sanford, he is one of the three best governors in the country. Palin is now having a few troubles in her administration, so she's sadly dropping off the radar and Sanford is (unfairly) not being considered because he was not on the McCain bandwagon during the South Carolina primaries. Fred Thompson is another pick at least as good as these three, but insipid fear of the "two old white guys" ticket will sink what would be on substance an outstanding selection.
2. Eric Cantor: While I as a paleocon am a bit wary of the blank check for militarism that he seems to indicate that he would extend to Israel, he's so good and so principled on so many issues that I think he's on balance a great and exciting choice.
3. Tim Pawlenty: Acceptable on social conservative grounds, acceptable on economic grounds, good blue-collar pedigree. Not the most inspiring of choices, but at least not an empty suit like Romney, Charlie Crist, Bushee Rob Portman, Tom Ridge or any of the other wannabees.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
FDH Insider/Goon Squad July 23
By Rick Morris
Tonight's FDH Wednesday night on SportsTalkNetwork.com stirs up fond thoughts of the sports landscape to come this autumn.
On THE FANTASYDRAFTHELP.COM INSIDER (7-9 PM EDT), we will devote the lion's share of the program to breaking down our FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFTOLOGY free guide, which is to be released within days. We'll talk about the overvalued and undervalued players of 2008, the rookies worth drafting, "Don't Be That Guy," the overall fantasy landscape for this year, our rankings by position and overall and much, much more. You are not going to want to miss our free guide when the download is available shortly.
On THE GOON SQUAD (9-10 PM EDT), we are joined once again by co-host Kyle O'Rourke, who returns from his summer hiatus. We will catch up with him regarding his thoughts on the NHL Awards, the Hot Stove League transactions, the 2008-2009 league schedule and other matters and then we turn our sights to our division-by-division breakdowns that we are delivering all summer. Tonight, the Central Division, home of the Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings and several up-and-coming teams, takes its turn in the spotlight.
Be sure to join us for another great night of FDH programming on SportsTalkNetwork.com.
Tonight's FDH Wednesday night on SportsTalkNetwork.com stirs up fond thoughts of the sports landscape to come this autumn.
On THE FANTASYDRAFTHELP.COM INSIDER (7-9 PM EDT), we will devote the lion's share of the program to breaking down our FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFTOLOGY free guide, which is to be released within days. We'll talk about the overvalued and undervalued players of 2008, the rookies worth drafting, "Don't Be That Guy," the overall fantasy landscape for this year, our rankings by position and overall and much, much more. You are not going to want to miss our free guide when the download is available shortly.
On THE GOON SQUAD (9-10 PM EDT), we are joined once again by co-host Kyle O'Rourke, who returns from his summer hiatus. We will catch up with him regarding his thoughts on the NHL Awards, the Hot Stove League transactions, the 2008-2009 league schedule and other matters and then we turn our sights to our division-by-division breakdowns that we are delivering all summer. Tonight, the Central Division, home of the Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings and several up-and-coming teams, takes its turn in the spotlight.
Be sure to join us for another great night of FDH programming on SportsTalkNetwork.com.
Monday, July 21, 2008
The FDH Lounge Pantheon -- First Inductees
By Rick MorrisYesterday, The FDH Lounge inducted its first class of enshrinees into The Pantheon, our new virtual institution designed to honor the best of the best in various categories. Categories in The Pantheon are extraordinarily wide-ranging, matching the diverse content found both here and on our Internet TV show, where we argued the merits and demerits of the various candidates. As always, we urge you to check out the archives of the program from the SportsTalkNetwork.com website.
Our Senior Editor Jason Jones joined me as always during the broadcast, as did two members of our new Friends of FDH Club: Russ Cohen from Sportsology and Paul Belfi from SportsTalkNetwork. We also opened ballots from many other Dignitaries: Bob Glassman, Nathan Noy, Joe Lindway, Tony Mazur, Samantha Jones, Steve the FDH New York Bureau, Mike Morris, Chris Galloway and Jon Adams. The four of us who participated in the broadcast broke any ties that arose in the different categories.
Time to announce our inductees. Unless otherwise noted by a number in parentheses, each candidate received one vote. Also, please note that some of our Dignitaries had some fun with the proceedings, as they were free to do, so some votes (just a few here and there) were cast primarily with mirth in mind.
BEST PRESIDENT: Ronald Reagan (4 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: John F. Kennedy, (2 votes), Teddy Roosevelt (2 votes), Calvin Coolidge, Andrew Jackson, George Washington, Harry Truman, John Quincy Adams
NOTES: Although it might surprise some, I was not among the Reagan voters, casting my ballot for Coolidge instead. As was the case with most categories, the arguments deployed on behalf of different presidents were very strong.
BEST COUNTRY OTHER THAN THE U.S.: Canada (6 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Italy (2 votes), United Kingdom (2 votes), Australia, China, Rome (the Republic before the Empire)
NOTES: Belfi about fell off of his stool laughing when I cast my vote for Canada and noted, "Now, I admit, this is the only other country I have ever visited." Nevertheless, I'm qualified to opine on any land! America's Hat wins in a landslide.
BEST MOTION PICTURE: The Godfather (2 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: The Whole Nine Yards, Transformers, Castaway, Spartacus, The Natural, Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rocky III, Citizen Kane, The Shawshank Redemption
NOTES: We had a very wide field of potential candidates here, with nominated films being included from several genres.
BEST THESPIAN: Kevin Costner (2 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Bruce Willis, Johnny Depp, Sir Lawrence Olivier, Cheech & Chong, Robin Williams, John Wayne, Jason Alexander, Michael Caine, Jimmy Stewart, Al Pacino, the first ancient Greek to portray Oedipus
NOTES: Top that field for diversity of performers!
BEST FEMALE BOMBSHELL: Raquel Welch (2 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Erin Andrews, Kate Beckinsale, Heidi Klum, Sarah Michelle Geller, Phoebe Cates, Bo Derek, Carmen Electra, Pam Anderson, Marilyn Monroe, Julie Newmar, Christie Brinkley (circa first SI swimsuit cover)
NOTES: Even at age 67, Raquel is still bringing it, although the votes cast for her were cast with her prime in mind. Remarkably, none of us voted for Helen Mirren even with her new bikini pics having been released!
BEST MUSICAL PERFORMER/GROUP: Bon Jovi (2 votes -- wins on tiebreaker)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Linkin Park (2 votes), Rush, Van Halen, Yes, The Eagles, U2, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Queen, Beethoven (!!!)
NOTES: How ironic that Jason and I, the FDH principals, would have never countenanced a vote for Bon Jovi -- and indeed, we lobbied heavily for Linkin Park on the tiebreaker vote -- and our event ends up bestowing this honor anyway. Ah, irony.
BEST TV SHOW: All in the Family (2 votes -- wins on tiebreaker)
OTHER CANDIDATES: The Office/NBC version (2 votes), Heroes, The Odd Couple, Curb Your Enthusiasm, St. Elsewhere, The Brady Bunch, Family Guy, Cheers, Ninja Warrior G4, Happy Days
NOTES: Again, Jason and I are overridden as our efforts on behalf of The Office went for naught in the tiebreaker. Our favorite caller Andy from Toledo sent in the email that broke the tie, although an email voting for The Office followed not long after that. Our crop was heavy on sitcoms, but fairly diverse in terms of types of them.
BEST TV/MOVIE CARTOON CHARACTER: Bugs Bunny (4 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Jerry from Tom and Jerry, Tom and Jerry collectively, Lion-O, Boris Badanov, Smurfette, Bullwinkle, Toki Wartooth, Charlie Brown, Krusty the Clown
NOTES: We had a fairly wide range of cartoon characters represented in this group.
BEST COMIC BOOK CHARACTER: Superman (3 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Batman (2 votes), Spiderman (2 votes), Jughead, Tony Stark/Ironman, Veronica, Professor Charles Xavier, Brown Hornet, Spawn
NOTES: The majority of votes were collectively cast for what were perhaps the three biggest names in the genre. One of the funniest moments of the night: I prefaced my vote by saying that I was voting on the basis of the character I found most personally entertaining, not the biggest superhero, whereupon Jason (without ever hearing me discuss this character before) correctly called my Jughead vote. When I asked how he could have predicted it, he said merely, "I know you." When I then asked if I was that predictable, everyone answered simply, "Yes!"
BEST PRO WRESTLER: Ric Flair (3 votes -- wins on tiebreaker)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Roddy Piper (3 votes), The Rock, Bruno Sammartino, Abdullah the Butcher, Johnny Powers, Scott Steiner, Mankind, Buzz Sawyer
NOTES: This one ran across a wide spectrum as well. Deservedly, though, the Nature Boy earned his spot in The Pantheon once the tiebreaker round ended.
BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER: Jim Brown (4 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Lawrence Taylor, Leroy Kelly, Joe Montana, Walter Payton, Barry Sanders, Peyton Manning, LaDainian Tomlinson, Rocket Ismail, Red Grange
NOTES: Old school, new school, complete buffoonery, we were all over the place on this one.
BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER: Michael Jordan (6 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Larry Bird (2 votes), Lebron James (2 votes), Oscar Robertson, Magic Johnson, Julius Erving
NOTES: I couldn't get anybody to go along with my "Big O" pick, but the Jordan cliche pull was just too strong for too many.
BEST RACE CAR DRIVER -- ANY CIRCUIT: Richard Petty (2 votes -- wins on tiebreaker)
OTHER CANDIDATES: A.J. Foyt, (2 votes), Ricky Bobby (2 votes -- couldn't have been an original joke if two people thought of it!), Mario Andretti, Danica Patrick, Michael Schumacher, Bill Vukovich Sr., Dale Earnhardt, Sr., Jeff Gordon
NOTES: My pick, Foyt, probably didn't get enough respect for being the single greatest all-around driver ever in light of his vast success at both open-wheel and stock car driving. My runner-up pick of Big Daddy Don Garlits certainly deserved to be nominated by somebody.
BEST HOCKEY PLAYER: Wayne Gretzky (5 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Mario Lemieux (2 votes), Bobby Orr, Patrick Roy, Mark Messier, Brett Hull, Gordie Howe, Andy "Death Machine" Busch
NOTES: As with Reagan, somebody could look at this list and think that I as the resident Red Wing honk voted for "Mr. Hockey." I did not, instead casting my vote for a player who changed the game with his revolutionary offensive greatness on the blue line, Bobby Orr.
BEST BASEBALL PITCHER: Nolan Ryan (3 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Mariano Rivera (2 votes), Greg Maddux (2 votes), Tom Seaver, Walter Johnson, Randy Johnson, John Rocker, Satchel Paige, Babe Ruth
NOTES: From Walter Johnson (my pick) to Randy Johnson, this was another category where our thoughts were all over the place. I did think that we ended up wrong on this one, as Ryan had a great long career, but had few dominant seasons.
BEST BASEBALL HITTER: Babe Ruth (4 votes)
OTHER CANDIDATES: Tony Gwynn (2 votes), Pete Rose (2 votes), Willie Mays (2 votes), Ted Williams, Manny Ramirez, Hank Aaron
NOTES: Babe Ruth was the only inductee nominated in more than one category, as he also received a vote for Best Pitcher! Given that the stated criteria included defense as a consideration, I cast my vote for Mays as the single greatest all-around position player ever.
Many thanks to all who participated to make this such a great event. We will be bringing our second installment in late 2008 or early 2009.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
FDH Lounge Show #33: July 20, 2008
By Rick Morris
Tonight’s 33rd edition of THE FDH LOUNGE (
As a celebration of FDH’s five-year association with SportsTalkNetwork, FDH associates of the past and present are weighing in on their choices in a multiplicity of categories designed to honor the best of the best in a number of fields. Inasmuch as The Lounge prides itself on being the place where “nothing is off-topic,” the category list is aggressively eclectic exactly as one would expect. Here are the categories; they will be voted upon in this order during our three-hour Internet TV broadcast.
BEST PRESIDENT:
BEST COUNTRY OTHER THAN THE
BEST MOTION PICTURE:
BEST THESPIAN:
BEST FEMALE BOMBSHELL:
BEST MUSICAL PERFORMER/GROUP:
BEST TV SHOW:
BEST TV/MOVIE CARTOON CHARACTER:
BEST COMIC BOOK CHARACTER:
BEST PRO WRESTLER:
BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER:
BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER:
BEST RACE CAR DRIVER (FROM ANY CIRCUIT):
BEST HOCKEY PLAYER:
BEST BASEBALL PITCHER:
BEST BASEBALL HITTER:
Ballots have been returned all week from The Dignitaries who will be unable to weigh in directly on Sunday night and the opinions are flowing freely on all subjects. Dignitaries who will be participating in the broadcast will break ties that arise in the balloting in any categories based on everyone’s second choice, third choice, etc. Hearty and passionate debates, a staple of the first 32 editions of The Lounge program, will surely be a big part of #33 as well.
We will certainly post the winners here this week, along with a complete list of everyone who received votes in every category. We are extraordinarily excited about this show, which is an opportunity for us to celebrate excellence in a wide range of areas. Already, we are anticipating a sequel to this event, which will come in late 2008 or early 2009 and we will continue to stimulate entertaining debate and discussion in more areas than any other source would dare to tackle. Be sure to catch us either live this week or via the STN archives and follow along with us as we induct our first class of awardees into The FDH Lounge Pantheon.
Israel’s Schizophrenia
By Rick Morris
I am a man of very strong opinions on a variety of subjects; I could not sit at the helm of this FDH Lounge otherwise, inasmuch as it is teeming with strong-willed and intelligent individuals. This group really keeps you on your toes – it’s pretty easy to be humbled by the knowledge of some of these Dignitaries when they start discussing a subject they know well.
But as I’ve said to fellow Dignitary Burrell Jackson, the subject of
So it figures that I’m very confused by two developments coming out of that very consequential country this past week. But the rub is that I don’t support either policy and I’m more militant than
That episode was very instructive, however, in that the aforementioned murdering dirtbags were celebrated as heroes not only by the usual cowardly suspects in Hamas and the avowed terrorist groups, but also by the “moderate” Fatah and Palestinian Authority leadership. File that note away for future reference.
Next, word comes from an authority in
In a world already inflamed by an ill-advised American campaign in Iraq that bled what had been the world’s lone superpower of blood and treasure, the consequences of the Bush/Cheney “wink and a nod” to Israel can hardly be overstated. Any hope that the “12th imam” suicidal dodobirds in
For Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, a man who seems to be neither fish nor fowl as a man of neither the left nor the right, this schizophrenia has been etched in the DNA of his wretched stewardship of the country. When the country moved into open war against Hezbollah in 2006, a move that had some justification given the attacks that had been waged against civilian territory out of
^ Go to war against Hezbollah. Appease the right.
^ Fight a subdued war. Appease the left.
^ Give Hezbollah a huge victory by returning murderers and bloodthirsty terrorists. Appease the left.
^ Prepare to start what will almost surely become a globe-shaking nuclear (and/or biological/chemical/radiological) war against
I’m not a citizen of
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Revisiting preseason MLB predictions
By Rick Morris
At the beginning of April and also back in February, I produced preseason MLB predictions right here in The Lounge. With not a small bit of trepidation about the apparent foolishness of some of these picks in a year with so many unpredictable circumstances (due in part, I believe, to a combination of a new crop of superstars asserting themselves and the declining influence in the game of not just steroids but also amphetamines), here's a look ahead combined with a look at what was previously forecast.
Here are my projected final standings, with my original prognostications in parentheses:
At the beginning of April and also back in February, I produced preseason MLB predictions right here in The Lounge. With not a small bit of trepidation about the apparent foolishness of some of these picks in a year with so many unpredictable circumstances (due in part, I believe, to a combination of a new crop of superstars asserting themselves and the declining influence in the game of not just steroids but also amphetamines), here's a look ahead combined with a look at what was previously forecast.
Here are my projected final standings, with my original prognostications in parentheses:
X-Boston 95-67 (92-72 – they are who we thought they were)
New York Yankees 89-73 (89-73 – thought that record would make the playoffs – I think I was wrong)
X-Chicago White Sox 91-71 (78-84 – there was more to the offseason tuneup than met the eye – my eye, anyway)
AL WEST
X-Los Angeles Angels 97-75 (93-69 – disappointing stretch of first-half hitting will fade, as will
NL EAST
X-Philadelphia 91-71 (87-75 – Myers collapse evened out by acquisition of Blanton and excellent bullpen)
New York Mets 87-75 (97-75 – now out of the deep hole they dug for themselves, but may be a bit too old to keep up with Phils down the stretch)
Florida 78-84 (60-102 – 1997/2003/2009 – they’re due for another World Series next year and have a nice young nucleus like the last time)
Atlanta 77-85 (88-74 – dark horse World Series pick for many is just not far along enough in the rebuilding yet, but they will be soon)
NL CENTRAL
X-Chicago Cubs 94-68 (87-75 – best-balanced team in the NL)
Y-Milwaukee 91-71 (88-74 – will be tough to beat in a short series with that 1-2 punch if Sheets stays healthy, which is always the proviso)
NL WEST
X-Arizona 83-79 (91-71 – super-talented but young team not as far along as I thought yet)
Los Angeles Dodgers 81-81 (88-74 -- mediocre pitching a surprise, mediocre hitting not so much)
DIVISION SERIES
LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES
WORLD SERIES
Here’s my series of predictions for the different postseason awards, with my previous picks in parentheses:
NL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: Jair Jurrjens (Colby Rasmus)
NL MVP: Albert Pujols (David Wright)
NL CY YOUNG AWARD: Johan Santana (Johan Santana)
AL MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Joe Maddon (Mike Scioscia)
NL MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Lou Piniella (Ned Yost)
Here’s how I predict the divisions in baseball will end up in terms of overall strength. This is taken by calculating the cumulative number of games above or below .500 for the division. I list my projected numbers for each division in parentheses.
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2. AL Central +15 (+9) – A year ago, I pronounced this division as very overrated before the season and was proven right. This year, I expected improvements and have seen them from all teams except
3. NL Central +10 (-5) – Like the
4. AL West -6 (+1) – This division has been very strange. Collectively, it’s been much better than I thought even with
5. NL East -9 (-5) – There are probably fewer surprises here than in any other division.
6. NL West -32 (+15) – While most of the teams except San Francisco are too good not to bounce back next year, this year has been shockingly brutal for all of them.
Hannity working to elect Obama
By Rick Morris
I've had off-air conversations with my colleague on THE FDH LOUNGE program Chris Galloway (who is an elected official and political consultant, so he's somebody actually in the business) about how Republicans can stop Barack Obama. We don't agree at all on the overall strategic approach that they would have to take if they are to have any chance at success and I look forward to debating Chris on our program in the next month or two.
In short, he believes that the "kitchen sink" approach will work, and I do not. He thinks that to renounce the use of anything and everything to negatively define Obama is to concede the election. I believe strongly that it is merely a concession to reality.
People don't want to hear anything perceived as a personal attack this year -- even though the tactics Chris advocates ARE NOT personal attacks, but would be successfully portrayed as them by a pliant media. This is not a time of peace OR prosperity; the stakes are higher in this election than in the last several and people are casting about for answers and policies that can help our country regain its greatness. More importantly, there is still room to persuade them to abandon their support for policies that will only make our bad situation even worse.
I urge the use of a scalpel rather than a sledgehammer not because I am any less opposed to Obama's election than Chris is; I have serious problems with many of the policy proposals an Obama Administration would put forth and I believe strongly they would only exacerbate our country's real problems. That is precisely why I am against the type of sloppy campaigning that I feel does nothing but ultimately play into the hands of the Obama campaign. In speaking with somebody who identifies himself as a proud moderate, he misunderstood my concerns as aligning with his own that John McCain and his surrogates would end up alienating the middle. He was wrong. I don't care about the middle any more than I do the left (perhaps less in some ways, as I find people on the left to at least be committed about their wrong-headed policies) -- what I do care about is alienating people who are largely apolitical, but who do share conservative thoughts and ideas when they do actually think about them.
Last Sunday night, as I was channel-surfing, I came across another propagandistic effort from Fox News' Sean Hannity. The MO of Hannity, as I have observed before, is to take the same stupid template from previous efforts against previous politicians and use it almost verbatim. He's only plagiarizing himself, but the crime is against the policies he claims to be supporting. In his rants about flip-flopping and character, if you took out Obama's name and inserted Al Gore or John Kerry, these cut-and-paste idiocies could have aired during either of the last two presidential elections.
[I should note also that what Hannity does differs not at all from the blatherings of Rush Limbaugh or Hugh Hewitt, but aside from a few cameo appearances that these two make on cable TV, they're merely preaching to the choir on their own programs. Feeding cliche-ridden gaga to "Dittoheads" doesn't hurt the effectiveness of right-wing ideas outside of the insular neighborhood of talk radio.]
Anybody who is not already inclined to vote against Barack Obama must be screaming at the television flipping the bird when they see Hannity's tired and intellectually lazy schtick and that's what outrages me. If you think negative campaigning even in this climate is the way to go, I can go along with that. John McCain's got enough baggage with his own record and some of his goofy beliefs (cap'n'trade, Gang of 14 judicial sellouts, etc.) that he's not going to win without sowing significant doubts about Obama. But do it in a way that's going to stick!
The ONLY way to persuade enough people not to take a chance on Barack Obama is to draw a straight line between his promises and the negative effects that will come from the execution of those policies -- nothing more, nothing less. While he is out there claiming to be the agent of change from the Bush Administration, his open advocacy of Big Government (covertly built up by the Bushies) represents complete continuity! Now, McCain has a tightrope to walk in terms of not alienating the 5% of the people in the country who still believe in Bush and think things are rosey and peachy, but he has to attack Obama in terms of the mess his policies will engender.
This might come as a shock to those who like to do nothing but regurgitate Republican Establishment talking points, but reusing the same talking points deployed against Gore and Kerry will backfire because the majority of the American people would vote against Bush if given the chance. As someone who voted (gleefully) for Buchanan in 2000 and Bush (reluctantly) in 2004, I don't count myself among those who would vote Democrat if given a second chance (I haven't voted Democrat in a national election and would be shocked if I ever even considered it), but I know these people exist because I talk to them all the time. Even when the Bush Administration has had successes, they've been completely incompetent in communicating them to the American people. John McCain needs to avoid the "McSame" tag at all costs and the efforts of his supposed supporters and surrogates are so stupid, so completely without the slightest shred of potential effectiveness that they raise legitimate questions as to who Sean Hannity and the tactics-as-usual crowd really support in this presidential campaign.
I've had off-air conversations with my colleague on THE FDH LOUNGE program Chris Galloway (who is an elected official and political consultant, so he's somebody actually in the business) about how Republicans can stop Barack Obama. We don't agree at all on the overall strategic approach that they would have to take if they are to have any chance at success and I look forward to debating Chris on our program in the next month or two.
In short, he believes that the "kitchen sink" approach will work, and I do not. He thinks that to renounce the use of anything and everything to negatively define Obama is to concede the election. I believe strongly that it is merely a concession to reality.
People don't want to hear anything perceived as a personal attack this year -- even though the tactics Chris advocates ARE NOT personal attacks, but would be successfully portrayed as them by a pliant media. This is not a time of peace OR prosperity; the stakes are higher in this election than in the last several and people are casting about for answers and policies that can help our country regain its greatness. More importantly, there is still room to persuade them to abandon their support for policies that will only make our bad situation even worse.
I urge the use of a scalpel rather than a sledgehammer not because I am any less opposed to Obama's election than Chris is; I have serious problems with many of the policy proposals an Obama Administration would put forth and I believe strongly they would only exacerbate our country's real problems. That is precisely why I am against the type of sloppy campaigning that I feel does nothing but ultimately play into the hands of the Obama campaign. In speaking with somebody who identifies himself as a proud moderate, he misunderstood my concerns as aligning with his own that John McCain and his surrogates would end up alienating the middle. He was wrong. I don't care about the middle any more than I do the left (perhaps less in some ways, as I find people on the left to at least be committed about their wrong-headed policies) -- what I do care about is alienating people who are largely apolitical, but who do share conservative thoughts and ideas when they do actually think about them.
Last Sunday night, as I was channel-surfing, I came across another propagandistic effort from Fox News' Sean Hannity. The MO of Hannity, as I have observed before, is to take the same stupid template from previous efforts against previous politicians and use it almost verbatim. He's only plagiarizing himself, but the crime is against the policies he claims to be supporting. In his rants about flip-flopping and character, if you took out Obama's name and inserted Al Gore or John Kerry, these cut-and-paste idiocies could have aired during either of the last two presidential elections.
[I should note also that what Hannity does differs not at all from the blatherings of Rush Limbaugh or Hugh Hewitt, but aside from a few cameo appearances that these two make on cable TV, they're merely preaching to the choir on their own programs. Feeding cliche-ridden gaga to "Dittoheads" doesn't hurt the effectiveness of right-wing ideas outside of the insular neighborhood of talk radio.]
Anybody who is not already inclined to vote against Barack Obama must be screaming at the television flipping the bird when they see Hannity's tired and intellectually lazy schtick and that's what outrages me. If you think negative campaigning even in this climate is the way to go, I can go along with that. John McCain's got enough baggage with his own record and some of his goofy beliefs (cap'n'trade, Gang of 14 judicial sellouts, etc.) that he's not going to win without sowing significant doubts about Obama. But do it in a way that's going to stick!
The ONLY way to persuade enough people not to take a chance on Barack Obama is to draw a straight line between his promises and the negative effects that will come from the execution of those policies -- nothing more, nothing less. While he is out there claiming to be the agent of change from the Bush Administration, his open advocacy of Big Government (covertly built up by the Bushies) represents complete continuity! Now, McCain has a tightrope to walk in terms of not alienating the 5% of the people in the country who still believe in Bush and think things are rosey and peachy, but he has to attack Obama in terms of the mess his policies will engender.
This might come as a shock to those who like to do nothing but regurgitate Republican Establishment talking points, but reusing the same talking points deployed against Gore and Kerry will backfire because the majority of the American people would vote against Bush if given the chance. As someone who voted (gleefully) for Buchanan in 2000 and Bush (reluctantly) in 2004, I don't count myself among those who would vote Democrat if given a second chance (I haven't voted Democrat in a national election and would be shocked if I ever even considered it), but I know these people exist because I talk to them all the time. Even when the Bush Administration has had successes, they've been completely incompetent in communicating them to the American people. John McCain needs to avoid the "McSame" tag at all costs and the efforts of his supposed supporters and surrogates are so stupid, so completely without the slightest shred of potential effectiveness that they raise legitimate questions as to who Sean Hannity and the tactics-as-usual crowd really support in this presidential campaign.
Video Clips: Fun Timewasters
By Rick Morris
From time to time, we try to accommodate our Lounge content consumers who just want some fun, light entertainment. Hence this edition of our Video Clips series, entitled "Fun Timewasters."
These are simply some video clips that you can enjoy and consume in the form of good, mindless entertainment. On with the show!
I must've missed this one. Frank Costanza addressing a joint session of Congress to inform them about the merits of Festivus.
The standards for male models were apparently a bit different back in the '70s:
Police chase video. Yay!
From time to time, we try to accommodate our Lounge content consumers who just want some fun, light entertainment. Hence this edition of our Video Clips series, entitled "Fun Timewasters."
These are simply some video clips that you can enjoy and consume in the form of good, mindless entertainment. On with the show!
I must've missed this one. Frank Costanza addressing a joint session of Congress to inform them about the merits of Festivus.
The standards for male models were apparently a bit different back in the '70s:
One of the greatest rasslin' characters of all time came from somebody long thought too bland to portray anyone interesting: Bob Backlund. Here you see some classic video footage of his 1996 campaign for president:
The wonder that is Dwight Schrute:Police chase video. Yay!
MLB All-Star thoughts
By Rick Morris
^ The Josh Hamilton story from the Home Run Derby was great and heartwarming. Some pundits, apparently looking to play contrarian at all costs, have questioned whether he is more deserving of praise than a player who has kept his nose clean from Day One. I say that that is asking the wrong question. Anybody that doesn't get it should go read the Prodigal Son story from the Bible. Josh Hamilton certainly isn't more worthy of admiration than somebody who never screwed up, but he has the chance to be an inspiration to those who have. There are some heartless people who want to point to the fact that he was the top pick in the 1999 MLB Draft as evidence that he willfully threw away the chance for fame and fortune when he turned to drugs. These idiots are ignorant of the fact that, despite his gifts and the extreme likelihood of material success, he had a large void in his life, one that he filled with drugs then and has filled with his relationship with God now. Jeff Allison, who walked a similar path as a 2003 first-round draft pick who was derailed by drugs, has stated that he is using Hamilton for inspiration and Hamilton, when informed of that this week, offered to do whatever he could to help -- proof if proof were yet needed that sometimes a story is every bit as great as it appears on the surface.
^ The Hamilton-Edinson Volquez deal has been hailed as one of the rare ones that worked for both teams, and that will be the case as Hamilton will probably win more than one MVP award for Texas and Volquez looks up to the challenge of pitching in that tough park in Cincy and taking home some Cy Youngs. But in light of Hamilton's showing this week, it's just a wee bit ironic that Volquez helped cost the NL their first All-Star win since 1996 by serving up JD Drew's game-tying shot.
^ Nothing against Justin Morneau, an outstanding young player, but I was pretty cheesed off when he won the Derby, because MLB really needs to start adding an accumulative factor to the scoring. There's nothing sillier than seeing someone like Hamilton actually get penalized for his amazing first-round run when he's too pooped in the finals to be able to make solid contact. Having said that, Morneau proved what a class act he really is by acknowledging that the night really belonged to Hamilton for his otherworldly display.
^ The pregame ceremonies were nice, but the repetitive nature of these events diminishes them all collectively. When the NBA convened their 50 Greatest Players at the 1997 All-Star Game, that was something. When Ted Williams was given that awesome tribute at the 1999 MLB All-Star Game, that was something (and man, am I angry that's not on YouTube -- I've got it on VHS, but I would love to embed it here). But it's human nature for people to get somewhat jaded when these events become more commonplace. I wouldn't expect anyone at Fox Sports to understand that, though, because they're all about anything that they think can squeeze up the ratings another .0001%.
^ Now that Drew won the MVP of the All-Star Game due to his game-tying home run, you just know that the Phillies are going to be the NL team that gets rooked out of home field in the World Series. It can't possibly go any other way, right?
^ I can't really argue with Drew winning the MVP, much as it irks me as a "skill elitist" to see this career underachiever gravy-train his one season of not stealing a paycheck into such an award. This game had more of a paucity of deserving candidates than any that I can remember. Perhaps it would be too mean, but I almost think Dan Uggla should be nominated as MVP for the AL team! Poor Uggla. Unless the player is a jerk like Barry Bonds or Roger Clemens, you hate to see anybody have as many bad moments as that, over and over and over again. Given what that ballpark meant to him and his dad, I'm sincerely glad that none of his miscues cost his team the game.
^ Memo to Terry Francona: They're starting pitchers, not china dolls. Feel free to leave them in for more than an inning at a time, then you won't look like a putz having to contemplate putting position players on the mound in extra innings because "They didn't give me enough players!" Given the crapstorm that he endured when the game was tied in 2002, if I were Bud Selig and Francona came crying to me for a solution to his self-imposed problem, I'd have jammed some wasabi right up his nostrils.
^ The Josh Hamilton story from the Home Run Derby was great and heartwarming. Some pundits, apparently looking to play contrarian at all costs, have questioned whether he is more deserving of praise than a player who has kept his nose clean from Day One. I say that that is asking the wrong question. Anybody that doesn't get it should go read the Prodigal Son story from the Bible. Josh Hamilton certainly isn't more worthy of admiration than somebody who never screwed up, but he has the chance to be an inspiration to those who have. There are some heartless people who want to point to the fact that he was the top pick in the 1999 MLB Draft as evidence that he willfully threw away the chance for fame and fortune when he turned to drugs. These idiots are ignorant of the fact that, despite his gifts and the extreme likelihood of material success, he had a large void in his life, one that he filled with drugs then and has filled with his relationship with God now. Jeff Allison, who walked a similar path as a 2003 first-round draft pick who was derailed by drugs, has stated that he is using Hamilton for inspiration and Hamilton, when informed of that this week, offered to do whatever he could to help -- proof if proof were yet needed that sometimes a story is every bit as great as it appears on the surface.
^ The Hamilton-Edinson Volquez deal has been hailed as one of the rare ones that worked for both teams, and that will be the case as Hamilton will probably win more than one MVP award for Texas and Volquez looks up to the challenge of pitching in that tough park in Cincy and taking home some Cy Youngs. But in light of Hamilton's showing this week, it's just a wee bit ironic that Volquez helped cost the NL their first All-Star win since 1996 by serving up JD Drew's game-tying shot.
^ Nothing against Justin Morneau, an outstanding young player, but I was pretty cheesed off when he won the Derby, because MLB really needs to start adding an accumulative factor to the scoring. There's nothing sillier than seeing someone like Hamilton actually get penalized for his amazing first-round run when he's too pooped in the finals to be able to make solid contact. Having said that, Morneau proved what a class act he really is by acknowledging that the night really belonged to Hamilton for his otherworldly display.
^ The pregame ceremonies were nice, but the repetitive nature of these events diminishes them all collectively. When the NBA convened their 50 Greatest Players at the 1997 All-Star Game, that was something. When Ted Williams was given that awesome tribute at the 1999 MLB All-Star Game, that was something (and man, am I angry that's not on YouTube -- I've got it on VHS, but I would love to embed it here). But it's human nature for people to get somewhat jaded when these events become more commonplace. I wouldn't expect anyone at Fox Sports to understand that, though, because they're all about anything that they think can squeeze up the ratings another .0001%.
^ Now that Drew won the MVP of the All-Star Game due to his game-tying home run, you just know that the Phillies are going to be the NL team that gets rooked out of home field in the World Series. It can't possibly go any other way, right?
^ I can't really argue with Drew winning the MVP, much as it irks me as a "skill elitist" to see this career underachiever gravy-train his one season of not stealing a paycheck into such an award. This game had more of a paucity of deserving candidates than any that I can remember. Perhaps it would be too mean, but I almost think Dan Uggla should be nominated as MVP for the AL team! Poor Uggla. Unless the player is a jerk like Barry Bonds or Roger Clemens, you hate to see anybody have as many bad moments as that, over and over and over again. Given what that ballpark meant to him and his dad, I'm sincerely glad that none of his miscues cost his team the game.
^ Memo to Terry Francona: They're starting pitchers, not china dolls. Feel free to leave them in for more than an inning at a time, then you won't look like a putz having to contemplate putting position players on the mound in extra innings because "They didn't give me enough players!" Given the crapstorm that he endured when the game was tied in 2002, if I were Bud Selig and Francona came crying to me for a solution to his self-imposed problem, I'd have jammed some wasabi right up his nostrils.
Enough about Brett Fav-ruh
By Rick Morris
I always really liked and respected Brett Favre as a player. I said exactly that in this space when he retired. But enough already of him putting his needs above those of his team and of ESPN fanning this story in their usual hysterical manner.
On our FDH Lounge program, I questioned his decision to retire because of a few key points:
1. He only won one Super Bowl in his career and clearly hungered for a second one.
2. He suffered through several down years in Green Bay only to see the team make an unexpected huge leap forward in 2007, one that almost landed him back in the Super Bowl. Clearly he now had the support he needed around him again.
3. He threw a poor interception at the end of the NFC Championship Game, a game at home in which his team was solidly favored, guaranteeing that his career would end on a sour note if he walked away then.
4. He could still play the game on a Pro Bowl level.
But he did retire. And now his "to be or not to be" routine which already had gotten old over the past few years as he pondered retirement every season only to ultimately return, has reached absurd heights.
There's a lot of folks with "surface-level knowledge" running around in the media right now screaming about how the Pack should welcome him back, just hand him the starting job and act like nothing ever happened. These are of course people with no clue whatsoever about the dynamics of a locker room.
Green Bay invested a #1 draft pick and significant time and money in Aaron Rogers as the quarterback of the future. He has patiently waited behind Favre for three years, an unprecedented necessity for a QB coming into the league with his stature. For the past few months, during offseason workouts, he has consolidated his position as the team's starter and on-field leader. And now, all of that is cast aside because Brett Favre decides that this week a return sounds good to him? Nuts to that, as Jesse Jackson might say.
The Packers might take a step backward at quarterback with Rogers this year, but there's more to the success of a franchise than short-term wins and losses. If Favre were to come back, the team's relationship with their future QB Rogers would irretrievably suffer -- plus, they'd again be hostage to Favre's year-to-year (or is it now week-to-week?) questions about whether he wants to keep playing. You have to move on at some point. I really wish that Favre hadn't walked away in March, but he did and he changed the equation completely. Because of my respect for him, I'm not going to bash him more than I already have or label him as selfish, but I side with the team completely on this one -- and that includes the matter of an unconditional request. The franchise would be derelict in its duties to its fans and shareholders if it were to yield to his request for an unconditional release, a move that would surely land him with one of the three QB-deficient teams in the NFC North. Loyalty to a legend must not include popping a cyanide pill just because he asks you to do so. The team should accommodate a move, but it should be outside the division and preferably, outside the conference.
Let me note also how much I enjoyed the fact that Favre steered his public statements to Greta's show on Fox News, not because I enjoy her boring program, but because he kept his comments away from ESPN. The Worldwide Monopoly on Cable Sports Coverage was already beating this story into the ground enough during the sports news vacuum that is MLB All-Star week; it didn't need his efforts to legitimize their repetitive, say-nothing drivel. I don't mean to put down great reporters like Chris Mortensen or John Clayton, just the talking heads who chew over what comes out of the interviews they conduct. Any time the masters of mind control, who want us to take seriously their insipid, make-believe events like "The ESPYs," end up losing, we all win.
I always really liked and respected Brett Favre as a player. I said exactly that in this space when he retired. But enough already of him putting his needs above those of his team and of ESPN fanning this story in their usual hysterical manner.
On our FDH Lounge program, I questioned his decision to retire because of a few key points:
1. He only won one Super Bowl in his career and clearly hungered for a second one.
2. He suffered through several down years in Green Bay only to see the team make an unexpected huge leap forward in 2007, one that almost landed him back in the Super Bowl. Clearly he now had the support he needed around him again.
3. He threw a poor interception at the end of the NFC Championship Game, a game at home in which his team was solidly favored, guaranteeing that his career would end on a sour note if he walked away then.
4. He could still play the game on a Pro Bowl level.
But he did retire. And now his "to be or not to be" routine which already had gotten old over the past few years as he pondered retirement every season only to ultimately return, has reached absurd heights.
There's a lot of folks with "surface-level knowledge" running around in the media right now screaming about how the Pack should welcome him back, just hand him the starting job and act like nothing ever happened. These are of course people with no clue whatsoever about the dynamics of a locker room.
Green Bay invested a #1 draft pick and significant time and money in Aaron Rogers as the quarterback of the future. He has patiently waited behind Favre for three years, an unprecedented necessity for a QB coming into the league with his stature. For the past few months, during offseason workouts, he has consolidated his position as the team's starter and on-field leader. And now, all of that is cast aside because Brett Favre decides that this week a return sounds good to him? Nuts to that, as Jesse Jackson might say.
The Packers might take a step backward at quarterback with Rogers this year, but there's more to the success of a franchise than short-term wins and losses. If Favre were to come back, the team's relationship with their future QB Rogers would irretrievably suffer -- plus, they'd again be hostage to Favre's year-to-year (or is it now week-to-week?) questions about whether he wants to keep playing. You have to move on at some point. I really wish that Favre hadn't walked away in March, but he did and he changed the equation completely. Because of my respect for him, I'm not going to bash him more than I already have or label him as selfish, but I side with the team completely on this one -- and that includes the matter of an unconditional request. The franchise would be derelict in its duties to its fans and shareholders if it were to yield to his request for an unconditional release, a move that would surely land him with one of the three QB-deficient teams in the NFC North. Loyalty to a legend must not include popping a cyanide pill just because he asks you to do so. The team should accommodate a move, but it should be outside the division and preferably, outside the conference.
Let me note also how much I enjoyed the fact that Favre steered his public statements to Greta's show on Fox News, not because I enjoy her boring program, but because he kept his comments away from ESPN. The Worldwide Monopoly on Cable Sports Coverage was already beating this story into the ground enough during the sports news vacuum that is MLB All-Star week; it didn't need his efforts to legitimize their repetitive, say-nothing drivel. I don't mean to put down great reporters like Chris Mortensen or John Clayton, just the talking heads who chew over what comes out of the interviews they conduct. Any time the masters of mind control, who want us to take seriously their insipid, make-believe events like "The ESPYs," end up losing, we all win.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Jesse Jackass
By Tony Mazur
Last week, the fake reverend Jesse Jackson made an off-the-record comment about democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama, saying that he wanted to castrate the Illinois senator for talking down to black people.
"Only he didn't say 'black people'. He said 'the word'. The N-dash-dash-dash-dash-dash word."
(If you've seen A Christmas Story, you'd understand the creative reference)
Jackson claimed that Obama "talks down to nig$%&#" and "tells them how to behave".
Let me get this straight. Isn't this the same "reverend" that fought, along with Al Sharpton, to ban the N-word after the Michael Richards fiasco?
Can this guy be a bigger hypocrite?
Since I'm not of African descent, I do not know how black people react when they hear that word. I mean, if a white person says it, you know there's trouble. But how are black people reacting to a self-appointed black leader spewing this word when referring to another black role model?
What I don't understand is why Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are still relevant. Following his somewhat fall from "grace", why did Duane "Dog" Chapman feel the need to run straight to Al Sharpton to beg for forgiveness? Who cares how they feel? It's bad enough that grown men and women tattle on each other like school children. It's even worse that you are apologizing to a man with no job.
My only hope is to have black men and women get together and tell Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton to take a long walk off a short pier. I also hope that white people begin to realize that we shouldn't answer to every one of Jesse's and Al's beckoning calls. We'll all be much happier. But until then, walk on eggshells around these "respected" men.
Last week, the fake reverend Jesse Jackson made an off-the-record comment about democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama, saying that he wanted to castrate the Illinois senator for talking down to black people.
"Only he didn't say 'black people'. He said 'the word'. The N-dash-dash-dash-dash-dash word."
(If you've seen A Christmas Story, you'd understand the creative reference)
Jackson claimed that Obama "talks down to nig$%&#" and "tells them how to behave".
Let me get this straight. Isn't this the same "reverend" that fought, along with Al Sharpton, to ban the N-word after the Michael Richards fiasco?
Can this guy be a bigger hypocrite?
Since I'm not of African descent, I do not know how black people react when they hear that word. I mean, if a white person says it, you know there's trouble. But how are black people reacting to a self-appointed black leader spewing this word when referring to another black role model?
What I don't understand is why Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are still relevant. Following his somewhat fall from "grace", why did Duane "Dog" Chapman feel the need to run straight to Al Sharpton to beg for forgiveness? Who cares how they feel? It's bad enough that grown men and women tattle on each other like school children. It's even worse that you are apologizing to a man with no job.
My only hope is to have black men and women get together and tell Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton to take a long walk off a short pier. I also hope that white people begin to realize that we shouldn't answer to every one of Jesse's and Al's beckoning calls. We'll all be much happier. But until then, walk on eggshells around these "respected" men.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
FDH Insider/Goon Squad July 16
By Rick Morris
Tonight's FDH Wednesday night on SportsTalkNetwork.com features more of the variety that people have become accustomed to from their Midweek Sherpas at FantasyDrafthelp.com.
On THE FANTASYDRAFTHELP.COM INSIDER (7-9 PM EDT), we continue our full-throated football coverage. On the last two shows, we examined the quarterback and running back positions; tonight we break down the wide receivers and take our first look at our overall draft board rankings. This discussion will carry us a quarter of the way into Hour Two, at which time we will be joined by our good friend Jake Digman of NAAFS as we unveil the first ever joint fantasy game between FDH and NAAFS and conduct a draft (of sorts) for the circuit's amateur MMA fighters for the July-December 2008 time period. The North American Allied Fight Series has long been promoting the finest amateur fights in the country and is now expanding into the pros and female fighters. We are proud that our first ever fantasy game directly held in conjunction with a sports league is being conducted with them.
On THE GOON SQUAD (9-10 PM EDT), with last week's show preemption, our discussion of the NHL's Northwest Division got pushed back to tonight. Additionally, we'll break down the Pacific Division and take our first real look ahead to the 2008-2009 season as we go through a third of the teams in the NHL.
Be sure to join us tonight for another wide-ranging, fun look at the sports landscape with FDH and STN.
Tonight's FDH Wednesday night on SportsTalkNetwork.com features more of the variety that people have become accustomed to from their Midweek Sherpas at FantasyDrafthelp.com.
On THE FANTASYDRAFTHELP.COM INSIDER (7-9 PM EDT), we continue our full-throated football coverage. On the last two shows, we examined the quarterback and running back positions; tonight we break down the wide receivers and take our first look at our overall draft board rankings. This discussion will carry us a quarter of the way into Hour Two, at which time we will be joined by our good friend Jake Digman of NAAFS as we unveil the first ever joint fantasy game between FDH and NAAFS and conduct a draft (of sorts) for the circuit's amateur MMA fighters for the July-December 2008 time period. The North American Allied Fight Series has long been promoting the finest amateur fights in the country and is now expanding into the pros and female fighters. We are proud that our first ever fantasy game directly held in conjunction with a sports league is being conducted with them.
On THE GOON SQUAD (9-10 PM EDT), with last week's show preemption, our discussion of the NHL's Northwest Division got pushed back to tonight. Additionally, we'll break down the Pacific Division and take our first real look ahead to the 2008-2009 season as we go through a third of the teams in the NHL.
Be sure to join us tonight for another wide-ranging, fun look at the sports landscape with FDH and STN.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
RIP Tony Snow and Bobby Murcer
By Rick Morris
Two seemingly disparate men, one who was at various times a nationally syndicated columnist, political talk show host and White House spokesman, the other a famous baseball player and subsequently an announcer. But both came down with lethal forms of cancer, both battled it for a few years and both passed away over the weekend.
Most importantly, though, both were God-fearing men who were beloved by their friends and family and both are in a far better place right now, removed from their physical suffering and the trials and tribulations of a world that gets more insane each day.
Tony Snow was a gifted communicator of conservative ideas, a "happy warrior" to use a phrase that has seen much traction in recent days. When he was working in the Bush White House, he was always far, far, far better than the material he had to work with and the policies he had to defend. Listening to him at the podium as he confidently sketched out a vision of an ideologically sound and committed executive branch, it always struck me that he was painting a picture of the White House that I wished actually existed. Had the men and women of this administration actually lived up to the descriptions that this idealist attributed to them, we'd all be much better off as a country. Having said that, I would in no way insinuate that he ever worked to mislead anyone; Tony Snow saw the best in everyone and wanted this administration to follow his lead and do their jobs as well as he did his. Given the complete and utter failure of this administration to communicate a coherent vision to the public both before his tenure and afterwards, I'm not exaggerating when I say that he almost singlehandedly restored some semblance of balance to the two-party system in this country during his time at the communications helm for Bush. By the accounts of his friends he was also a kind and decent man who cared far more about others than he did himself.
As a small child, I knew Bobby Murcer toward the tail end of his career as a solid, above-average major league baseball player. I was startled to learn at that time that he had actually been projected at the outset of his career to be the next piece of the Ruth/DiMaggio/Mantle Yankee lineage. Obviously, that did not transpire, notwithstanding his best efforts, and he toiled through some of the darkest years in team history in the late 1960s and early 70s. After the 1974 season, he was exiled to San Francisco in a swap for another victim of unfair expectations, Bobby Bonds -- who was expected to be the "next Willie Mays" (remember Murcer and Bonds the next time anyone complains about how the blogosphere has ruined baseball by setting impossible expectations for players!). Eventually, he worked his way back to the team in the late years of his career and played his most memorable game mere hours after eulogizing his close friend Thurman Munson -- as he almost literally willed the team to victory in honor of their fallen teammate. In later years, he became a Yankee broadcaster and remained always a supremely popular figure in the eyes of the fans. Given the burden of perceived potential and the inability to live up to it, the ability to remain revered in such a hard-bitten media market is extraordinary indeed. This heartwarming story about how the BBWAA got a chance to tell Bobby Murcer how much he meant to them before it was too late is a great one, and our friend Russ Cohen of Sportsology has up a great podcast of an interview with Murcer.
Both men took their fate with a grace that puts the rest of us to shame. RIP to two great men, Tony Snow and Bobby Murcer.
Two seemingly disparate men, one who was at various times a nationally syndicated columnist, political talk show host and White House spokesman, the other a famous baseball player and subsequently an announcer. But both came down with lethal forms of cancer, both battled it for a few years and both passed away over the weekend.
Most importantly, though, both were God-fearing men who were beloved by their friends and family and both are in a far better place right now, removed from their physical suffering and the trials and tribulations of a world that gets more insane each day.
Tony Snow was a gifted communicator of conservative ideas, a "happy warrior" to use a phrase that has seen much traction in recent days. When he was working in the Bush White House, he was always far, far, far better than the material he had to work with and the policies he had to defend. Listening to him at the podium as he confidently sketched out a vision of an ideologically sound and committed executive branch, it always struck me that he was painting a picture of the White House that I wished actually existed. Had the men and women of this administration actually lived up to the descriptions that this idealist attributed to them, we'd all be much better off as a country. Having said that, I would in no way insinuate that he ever worked to mislead anyone; Tony Snow saw the best in everyone and wanted this administration to follow his lead and do their jobs as well as he did his. Given the complete and utter failure of this administration to communicate a coherent vision to the public both before his tenure and afterwards, I'm not exaggerating when I say that he almost singlehandedly restored some semblance of balance to the two-party system in this country during his time at the communications helm for Bush. By the accounts of his friends he was also a kind and decent man who cared far more about others than he did himself.
As a small child, I knew Bobby Murcer toward the tail end of his career as a solid, above-average major league baseball player. I was startled to learn at that time that he had actually been projected at the outset of his career to be the next piece of the Ruth/DiMaggio/Mantle Yankee lineage. Obviously, that did not transpire, notwithstanding his best efforts, and he toiled through some of the darkest years in team history in the late 1960s and early 70s. After the 1974 season, he was exiled to San Francisco in a swap for another victim of unfair expectations, Bobby Bonds -- who was expected to be the "next Willie Mays" (remember Murcer and Bonds the next time anyone complains about how the blogosphere has ruined baseball by setting impossible expectations for players!). Eventually, he worked his way back to the team in the late years of his career and played his most memorable game mere hours after eulogizing his close friend Thurman Munson -- as he almost literally willed the team to victory in honor of their fallen teammate. In later years, he became a Yankee broadcaster and remained always a supremely popular figure in the eyes of the fans. Given the burden of perceived potential and the inability to live up to it, the ability to remain revered in such a hard-bitten media market is extraordinary indeed. This heartwarming story about how the BBWAA got a chance to tell Bobby Murcer how much he meant to them before it was too late is a great one, and our friend Russ Cohen of Sportsology has up a great podcast of an interview with Murcer.
Both men took their fate with a grace that puts the rest of us to shame. RIP to two great men, Tony Snow and Bobby Murcer.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Home Run Derby Predictions
By Tony Mazur
Tonight's the night of the 23 Annual Home Run Derby, brought to us by State Farm Insurance. Why I plugged them, I don't know. Unintentional.
A couple of comments before I begin my predictions.
Take a look at the lineup:
Lance Berkman, Houston
Ryan Braun, Milwaukee
Josh Hamilton, Texas
Evan Longoria, Tampa Bay
Justin Morneau, Minnesota
Grady Sizemore, Cleveland
Dan Uggla, Florida
Chase Utley, Philadelphia
Notice anything about these players?
They're all great hitters. But they're not home run hitters. They can hit home runs, but they are more known for their hitting.
Anyways, here's how I see this going down.
The right field stands at Yankee Stadium favors the left handers, with it being only 314' down the line. The left field line is only 318' from home plate, but it quickly opens up a mere 20' from the foul pole.
That being said, I predict that we'll see two lefties and two righties make it to the second round.
I have Lance Berkman kicking the show off with some bombs into the upper deck right field, enough to make it to the second round.
Ryan Braun will surprise the casual fan with a few blasts of his own, punching his ticket to the second round.
I believe that Hamilton, Longoria, and Sizemore will struggle in their moon shot attempts, thus leaving them just shy of going to the next round. But Justin Morneau will hit his share of line drives over the short fence in right and move on.
I say that Dan Uggla will hit enough home runs to make it to the second round, but he'll really show his power in round number 2.
The player with the most home runs in the regular season on this team will hit a lot of would-be extra base hits, but remember, it only counts if the ball goes over the fence in fair territory. Utley is out.
Lance Berkman powers his way past Braun to move onto the finals.
Dan Uggla shows that he's an MVP-caliber players by hitting some bombs, knocking out Morneau.
In a hard-fought battle, Dan Uggla is your 2008 State Farm Home Run Derby champion.
Tonight's the night of the 23 Annual Home Run Derby, brought to us by State Farm Insurance. Why I plugged them, I don't know. Unintentional.
A couple of comments before I begin my predictions.
Take a look at the lineup:
Lance Berkman, Houston
Ryan Braun, Milwaukee
Josh Hamilton, Texas
Evan Longoria, Tampa Bay
Justin Morneau, Minnesota
Grady Sizemore, Cleveland
Dan Uggla, Florida
Chase Utley, Philadelphia
Notice anything about these players?
They're all great hitters. But they're not home run hitters. They can hit home runs, but they are more known for their hitting.
Anyways, here's how I see this going down.
The right field stands at Yankee Stadium favors the left handers, with it being only 314' down the line. The left field line is only 318' from home plate, but it quickly opens up a mere 20' from the foul pole.
That being said, I predict that we'll see two lefties and two righties make it to the second round.
I have Lance Berkman kicking the show off with some bombs into the upper deck right field, enough to make it to the second round.
Ryan Braun will surprise the casual fan with a few blasts of his own, punching his ticket to the second round.
I believe that Hamilton, Longoria, and Sizemore will struggle in their moon shot attempts, thus leaving them just shy of going to the next round. But Justin Morneau will hit his share of line drives over the short fence in right and move on.
I say that Dan Uggla will hit enough home runs to make it to the second round, but he'll really show his power in round number 2.
The player with the most home runs in the regular season on this team will hit a lot of would-be extra base hits, but remember, it only counts if the ball goes over the fence in fair territory. Utley is out.
Lance Berkman powers his way past Braun to move onto the finals.
Dan Uggla shows that he's an MVP-caliber players by hitting some bombs, knocking out Morneau.
In a hard-fought battle, Dan Uggla is your 2008 State Farm Home Run Derby champion.
Tony's Midseason Awards
By Tony Mazur
We are now at the midpoint of the baseball season.
Well, not really. That occurred a week or two ago.
But it is the All-Star Break, and it's time to play the taboo card and dish out some midseason awards.
American League Rookie of the Year: Evan Longoria, Tampa Bay Rays
Longoria has shown, so far, that he is the type of third baseman that will make coaches and fans drool. For the better part of a decade, third basemen have been a mere shadow of their former selves. Remember when third basemen hit a ton of home runs and flashed some solid leather at the hot corner? Nowadays, third basemen are just utility infielders with no other place to go (i.e. Chone Figgans, Casey Blake, Melvin Mora). Longoria possesses the tools to become an MVP-caliber player.
Runners Up: Jacoby Ellsbury, Carlos Gonzalez
National League Rookie of the Year: Geovany Soto, Chicago Cubs
In a time where we have weak-hitting catchers, Soto is a breath of fresh air. A guy who has already become a leader on this heavy-hitting Cubs team, Soto can be the key piece to help lead the Cubbies back to the World Series.
Runners Up: Justin Upton, Cameron Maybin (I will NOT put Fukudome on this list. I don't buy the hype)
American League Cy Young Award: Cliff Lee, Cleveland Indians
Lee has been one of the few bright spots to this predictably struggling Cleveland team. Lee's ERA, innings pitched, and strikeouts per nine innings are excellent, especially for the fact that he doesn't throw that entirely hard. But Lee has some stiff competition, so he'll need to keep this up until the end of the year.
Runners Up: Joe Saunders, Justin Duchscherer
National League Cy Young Award: Edinson Volquez, Cincinnati Reds
The surprise phenom in the Josh Hamilton trade, Volquez has been another breath of fresh air to a struggling Central Division Ohio team. The ERA may not stay that low come September, but look for him to receive a nice paycheck from the Reds.
Runners Up: Brandon Webb, Ben Sheets
American League Most Valuable Player: Josh Hamilton, Texas Rangers
This is another taboo subject brought up on both the three and four-letter network. However, Hamilton has been a surprise to baseball fans everywhere (not me, though, because I knew his potential when he was with the Devil Rays). Here's Hamilton's stats: .310 BA, 21 HR and 95 RBI. I can't think of anyone else in the American League with better numbers than that.
Runners Up: Ian Kinsler, Alex Rodriguez
National League Most Valuable Player: Hanley Ramirez, Florida Marlins
This may come as a shock to baseball fans everywhere, but I think Ramirez is an MVP-caliber player. As Rick Morris pointed out last year, his overall stats are the best in baseball. And even though his RBI total is low, remember that he is the leadoff hitter. He helps set the table for Dan Uggla, Jorge Cantu, Mike Jacobs, etc.
Runners Up: Chase Utley, Lance Berkman
American League Comeback Player of the Year: Cliff Lee, Cleveland Indians
Cliff has had a hell of a season so far, and even if he's unable to keep it up, he should win this prestigious award. If you can recall, Lee was sent back to Triple-A Buffalo last season, and didn't even make the postseason roster. was the one who said that the Indians should designate Cliff for assignment. My crow tastes pretty good right now.
National League Comeback Player of the Year: Fernando Tatis, New York Mets
Who?! Remember the guy who hit two grand slams in the same inning? Yep, that's him. Tatis battled injuries during his stint with the Montreal Expos, and even spent a few years in the minor leagues, desperately trying to make it back to the big show. Well, he's back, and he has made a significant impact on this red-hot New York Mets team since May.
We are now at the midpoint of the baseball season.
Well, not really. That occurred a week or two ago.
But it is the All-Star Break, and it's time to play the taboo card and dish out some midseason awards.
American League Rookie of the Year: Evan Longoria, Tampa Bay Rays
Longoria has shown, so far, that he is the type of third baseman that will make coaches and fans drool. For the better part of a decade, third basemen have been a mere shadow of their former selves. Remember when third basemen hit a ton of home runs and flashed some solid leather at the hot corner? Nowadays, third basemen are just utility infielders with no other place to go (i.e. Chone Figgans, Casey Blake, Melvin Mora). Longoria possesses the tools to become an MVP-caliber player.
Runners Up: Jacoby Ellsbury, Carlos Gonzalez
National League Rookie of the Year: Geovany Soto, Chicago Cubs
In a time where we have weak-hitting catchers, Soto is a breath of fresh air. A guy who has already become a leader on this heavy-hitting Cubs team, Soto can be the key piece to help lead the Cubbies back to the World Series.
Runners Up: Justin Upton, Cameron Maybin (I will NOT put Fukudome on this list. I don't buy the hype)
American League Cy Young Award: Cliff Lee, Cleveland Indians
Lee has been one of the few bright spots to this predictably struggling Cleveland team. Lee's ERA, innings pitched, and strikeouts per nine innings are excellent, especially for the fact that he doesn't throw that entirely hard. But Lee has some stiff competition, so he'll need to keep this up until the end of the year.
Runners Up: Joe Saunders, Justin Duchscherer
National League Cy Young Award: Edinson Volquez, Cincinnati Reds
The surprise phenom in the Josh Hamilton trade, Volquez has been another breath of fresh air to a struggling Central Division Ohio team. The ERA may not stay that low come September, but look for him to receive a nice paycheck from the Reds.
Runners Up: Brandon Webb, Ben Sheets
American League Most Valuable Player: Josh Hamilton, Texas Rangers
This is another taboo subject brought up on both the three and four-letter network. However, Hamilton has been a surprise to baseball fans everywhere (not me, though, because I knew his potential when he was with the Devil Rays). Here's Hamilton's stats: .310 BA, 21 HR and 95 RBI. I can't think of anyone else in the American League with better numbers than that.
Runners Up: Ian Kinsler, Alex Rodriguez
National League Most Valuable Player: Hanley Ramirez, Florida Marlins
This may come as a shock to baseball fans everywhere, but I think Ramirez is an MVP-caliber player. As Rick Morris pointed out last year, his overall stats are the best in baseball. And even though his RBI total is low, remember that he is the leadoff hitter. He helps set the table for Dan Uggla, Jorge Cantu, Mike Jacobs, etc.
Runners Up: Chase Utley, Lance Berkman
American League Comeback Player of the Year: Cliff Lee, Cleveland Indians
Cliff has had a hell of a season so far, and even if he's unable to keep it up, he should win this prestigious award. If you can recall, Lee was sent back to Triple-A Buffalo last season, and didn't even make the postseason roster. was the one who said that the Indians should designate Cliff for assignment. My crow tastes pretty good right now.
National League Comeback Player of the Year: Fernando Tatis, New York Mets
Who?! Remember the guy who hit two grand slams in the same inning? Yep, that's him. Tatis battled injuries during his stint with the Montreal Expos, and even spent a few years in the minor leagues, desperately trying to make it back to the big show. Well, he's back, and he has made a significant impact on this red-hot New York Mets team since May.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
McCain vs Obama early analysis
By Rick Morris
With the worst electoral landscape for an incumbent party since 1980, Barack Obama enters the lead-up to the fall campaign as a solid favorite -- but not the overwhelming one that he should apparently be at this time. The Real Clear Politics composite poll puts him at a 4.2% lead presently, roughly in line with my gut feeling that he's up about six points nationally. Why isn't the lead bigger right now given the degenerating state of affairs in this country that has been an albatross around the neck of the entire Republican brand?
1. John McCain isn't perceived as a typical Republican or a clone of George W. Bush -- no matter how much the Democrats push that narrative. It's a cliche, but he does have that maverick image. It's been said by many that he's the only Republican that could have had a chance this year -- I disagree as I still think that Fred Thompson could have been an absolute machine if he had been nominated -- and it's true that his distance from the wildly unpopular present administration works greatly in his favor.
2. Obama is the freshest face to be nominated by a major political party since Jimmy Carter. He has to surmount the suspicions of voters who still don't know him all that well. In many ways, his circumstances are similar to the ones faced by the man who beat Carter, Ronald Reagan, in 1980. With the country suffering greatly, the biases against Reagan because of his age and his (alleged) extremist ideology mattered less than the fact that he projected a take-charge image that people needed. Like Reagan, Obama has to cross that threshold of acceptability with enough people and he will win, perhaps by a solid margin. If not, he could still squeak by or he could lose narrowly.
3. The race issue is cutting into what would be a bigger lead by Obama. Many blacks and whites will, frankly, cast their ballots solely because of race. It's sad but true. It's an absolute disgrace when people choose to vote on this basis as opposed to legitimate issues, but it will happen and the unprecedented turnout and mobilization that will occur in the black community will not make up for the whites who won't vote for Obama because of pigmentation. I do believe that the final results will demonstrate that fears of massive white bigotry working against Obama are way overblown, though.
I would classify this race as Obama's to lose, with McCain having a chance if he were to pull the political equivalent of an inside straight. Everything would have to line up perfectly for him, but if it does, he could certainly win this race.
Presently, RCP has the race projected at 304-234 for Obama in the Electoral College and I would concur with their projections in all of the states right now except I see McCain winning Indiana's 11 electoral votes, so I have the race at 293-245. 538.com, another excellent political source, has Obama up 312.4-225.6. I see the most winnable states for McCain that are presently in Obama's column as follows, in order of likelihood of switching:
1. Ohio (20 electoral votes)
2. Michigan (17)
3. Colorado (9)
4. Pennsylvania (21)
With McCain needing to flip 25 electoral votes from the present map by my calculations, you can see some of his potential combinations shaping up right there. Be mindful that certain scenarios are floating around that would put the candidates at a 269-269 tie, throwing the outcome according to the Constitution to the tender mercies of Nancy Pelosi in the House of Representatives.
Because Obama opted out of the public financing system for the general election, contrary to his previous promises, our good friend (who is part of our new content-sharing club) Scott Pullins of The Pullins Report broke it down a few weeks ago:
"... campaign finance experts and Democratic fundraisers say a conservative estimate of Obama’s general election fundraising potential hovers around or above $300 million.
Such a massive financial advantage will allow Obama to compete in more states than McCain and force his rival to defend states that should rightfully be Republican wins."
And that's the key to the entire matter. On a state-by-state basis, Obama can flood the ones leaning his way with money and can also pour vast money into ones that McCain is straining to defend. With McCain limited to $84 million and Obama at the helm of a money machine that could approach $500 or $600 million, cash is the single most important reason that Obama is a solid favorite. Republican-oriented 527s look like a paper tiger in this election season, as no credible sources seem to be emerging to fill that money gap in any way.
Both men face tremendous challenges in selecting running mates, with deep but flawed fields of contenders on both sides. Each must balance several competing imperatives.
McCain must check off as many boxes as he can on this list:
^ Acceptable to a base that still views him with suspicion but not easily painted as out-of-the-mainstream (and yes, John, much of the base still despises Mitt Romney!)
^ Someone with their own strong reform credentials (possibly a big-time populist like Alaska Governor Sarah Palin)
^ Someone who is not tied to the Bush Administration in any way (nice knowing you, former Bush trade representative Rob Portman)
^ Someone who is young enough to reassure voters that a vibrant person is waiting offstage if fears about McCain's age and health come to pass (working against a great candidate like Thompson, who would enable the Democrats to tar the ticket as "two old white guys")
^ Someone to balance out McCain's very little executive experience (which hurts Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, who has performed many administrative functions but is still relatively new in his job)
^ Someone who can ignite some actual enthusiasm for McCain among Republicans (Mike Huckabee would accomplish this with social conservatives, but he is still viewed with suspicion by many economic conservatives)
Simultaneously, Obama must go down a list of his own:
^ Someone who can placate still-angry Hillary voters (so a woman like Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius is right in the mix)
^ Someone who can reassure skeptical voters that Obama is not a left-wing nut job but still in the American mainstream (Indiana Senator Evan Bayh is almost right from Central Casting in terms of this consideration)
^ Someone who can balance Obama's complete lack of executive experience (putting governors like Pennsylvania's Ed Rendell, a key Hillary ally from a critical state, on the short list)
This is a year in which micro considerations like "so and so can help carry this state" will not be a factor -- in order to be selected, a running mate will have to demonstrate an ability to "move the map" in different geographic areas and also demographic categories.
Another "X factor" in the race will be Obama's decision to deliver his Democratic nomination acceptance speech in the Denver Broncos' football stadium rather than at the convention hall. The image of 76,000 passionate Obama supporters delivering multiple standing ovations will be one of the dominant snapshots of the fall campaign.
For all of Obama's experience, he has had an extraordinarily well-run campaign, one that toppled a virtual incumbent in Hillary Clinton. McCain cannot hope to win based on rookie mistakes, because they will not materialize. His only conceivable path to victory lies in convincing enough people in enough close states that Obama's policies would accelerate our nation's present decline and lead us off of a cliff. As someone who is casting my vote purely on that basis, a deep fear of the outcome of Obama's proposed public policies, I am living proof that McCain can find persuadable people. He is extremely unlikely to win the popular vote, which will enrage liberals anew if another Republican president takes office that way, but that is a Constitutionally irrelevant detail. At the moment, McCain needs everything to go right, but he can still pull off the upset. I'd say the odds are 70-30 Obama as of today.
With the worst electoral landscape for an incumbent party since 1980, Barack Obama enters the lead-up to the fall campaign as a solid favorite -- but not the overwhelming one that he should apparently be at this time. The Real Clear Politics composite poll puts him at a 4.2% lead presently, roughly in line with my gut feeling that he's up about six points nationally. Why isn't the lead bigger right now given the degenerating state of affairs in this country that has been an albatross around the neck of the entire Republican brand?
1. John McCain isn't perceived as a typical Republican or a clone of George W. Bush -- no matter how much the Democrats push that narrative. It's a cliche, but he does have that maverick image. It's been said by many that he's the only Republican that could have had a chance this year -- I disagree as I still think that Fred Thompson could have been an absolute machine if he had been nominated -- and it's true that his distance from the wildly unpopular present administration works greatly in his favor.
2. Obama is the freshest face to be nominated by a major political party since Jimmy Carter. He has to surmount the suspicions of voters who still don't know him all that well. In many ways, his circumstances are similar to the ones faced by the man who beat Carter, Ronald Reagan, in 1980. With the country suffering greatly, the biases against Reagan because of his age and his (alleged) extremist ideology mattered less than the fact that he projected a take-charge image that people needed. Like Reagan, Obama has to cross that threshold of acceptability with enough people and he will win, perhaps by a solid margin. If not, he could still squeak by or he could lose narrowly.
3. The race issue is cutting into what would be a bigger lead by Obama. Many blacks and whites will, frankly, cast their ballots solely because of race. It's sad but true. It's an absolute disgrace when people choose to vote on this basis as opposed to legitimate issues, but it will happen and the unprecedented turnout and mobilization that will occur in the black community will not make up for the whites who won't vote for Obama because of pigmentation. I do believe that the final results will demonstrate that fears of massive white bigotry working against Obama are way overblown, though.
I would classify this race as Obama's to lose, with McCain having a chance if he were to pull the political equivalent of an inside straight. Everything would have to line up perfectly for him, but if it does, he could certainly win this race.
Presently, RCP has the race projected at 304-234 for Obama in the Electoral College and I would concur with their projections in all of the states right now except I see McCain winning Indiana's 11 electoral votes, so I have the race at 293-245. 538.com, another excellent political source, has Obama up 312.4-225.6. I see the most winnable states for McCain that are presently in Obama's column as follows, in order of likelihood of switching:
1. Ohio (20 electoral votes)
2. Michigan (17)
3. Colorado (9)
4. Pennsylvania (21)
With McCain needing to flip 25 electoral votes from the present map by my calculations, you can see some of his potential combinations shaping up right there. Be mindful that certain scenarios are floating around that would put the candidates at a 269-269 tie, throwing the outcome according to the Constitution to the tender mercies of Nancy Pelosi in the House of Representatives.
Because Obama opted out of the public financing system for the general election, contrary to his previous promises, our good friend (who is part of our new content-sharing club) Scott Pullins of The Pullins Report broke it down a few weeks ago:
"... campaign finance experts and Democratic fundraisers say a conservative estimate of Obama’s general election fundraising potential hovers around or above $300 million.
Such a massive financial advantage will allow Obama to compete in more states than McCain and force his rival to defend states that should rightfully be Republican wins."
And that's the key to the entire matter. On a state-by-state basis, Obama can flood the ones leaning his way with money and can also pour vast money into ones that McCain is straining to defend. With McCain limited to $84 million and Obama at the helm of a money machine that could approach $500 or $600 million, cash is the single most important reason that Obama is a solid favorite. Republican-oriented 527s look like a paper tiger in this election season, as no credible sources seem to be emerging to fill that money gap in any way.
Both men face tremendous challenges in selecting running mates, with deep but flawed fields of contenders on both sides. Each must balance several competing imperatives.
McCain must check off as many boxes as he can on this list:
^ Acceptable to a base that still views him with suspicion but not easily painted as out-of-the-mainstream (and yes, John, much of the base still despises Mitt Romney!)
^ Someone with their own strong reform credentials (possibly a big-time populist like Alaska Governor Sarah Palin)
^ Someone who is not tied to the Bush Administration in any way (nice knowing you, former Bush trade representative Rob Portman)
^ Someone who is young enough to reassure voters that a vibrant person is waiting offstage if fears about McCain's age and health come to pass (working against a great candidate like Thompson, who would enable the Democrats to tar the ticket as "two old white guys")
^ Someone to balance out McCain's very little executive experience (which hurts Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, who has performed many administrative functions but is still relatively new in his job)
^ Someone who can ignite some actual enthusiasm for McCain among Republicans (Mike Huckabee would accomplish this with social conservatives, but he is still viewed with suspicion by many economic conservatives)
Simultaneously, Obama must go down a list of his own:
^ Someone who can placate still-angry Hillary voters (so a woman like Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius is right in the mix)
^ Someone who can reassure skeptical voters that Obama is not a left-wing nut job but still in the American mainstream (Indiana Senator Evan Bayh is almost right from Central Casting in terms of this consideration)
^ Someone who can balance Obama's complete lack of executive experience (putting governors like Pennsylvania's Ed Rendell, a key Hillary ally from a critical state, on the short list)
This is a year in which micro considerations like "so and so can help carry this state" will not be a factor -- in order to be selected, a running mate will have to demonstrate an ability to "move the map" in different geographic areas and also demographic categories.
Another "X factor" in the race will be Obama's decision to deliver his Democratic nomination acceptance speech in the Denver Broncos' football stadium rather than at the convention hall. The image of 76,000 passionate Obama supporters delivering multiple standing ovations will be one of the dominant snapshots of the fall campaign.
For all of Obama's experience, he has had an extraordinarily well-run campaign, one that toppled a virtual incumbent in Hillary Clinton. McCain cannot hope to win based on rookie mistakes, because they will not materialize. His only conceivable path to victory lies in convincing enough people in enough close states that Obama's policies would accelerate our nation's present decline and lead us off of a cliff. As someone who is casting my vote purely on that basis, a deep fear of the outcome of Obama's proposed public policies, I am living proof that McCain can find persuadable people. He is extremely unlikely to win the popular vote, which will enrage liberals anew if another Republican president takes office that way, but that is a Constitutionally irrelevant detail. At the moment, McCain needs everything to go right, but he can still pull off the upset. I'd say the odds are 70-30 Obama as of today.
Handicapping the Leno sweepstakes
By Rick Morris
This week's Entertainment Weekly explores the circumstances surrounding the upcoming Jay Leno jockeying among various networks and syndication entities. To recap briefly: in 2004, Leno announced that he would be retiring and handing over "The Tonight Show" in 2009 to Conan O'Brien. Faced with potentially losing O'Brien to a competing network, NBC was more than happy to implement this plan and rumors spread quickly that Leno did not jump, but was pushed. Given that Leno does not plan to completely retire -- he will certainly be maintaining, and perhaps expanding, his schedule of stand-up comedy traveling -- suspicions that Leno plans another high-profile job are well-founded.
By the time this is all said and done, the story will probably rival the circus of the early 1990s, when late-night legend Johnny Carson relinquished the "Tonight" throne. At that time, Carson too was thought to have been at least nudged out the door; Leno's ruthless operative Helen Kushnick (played to devastating effect by Kathy Bates in the awesome movie "The Late Shift," which dramatized the Carson succession process) took it upon herself to try to get Carson out of the way and keep David Letterman from moving up one hour on the schedule at NBC. Having followed the tale in the media as it unfolded at that time and having greatly enjoyed "Shift," I didn't think that late-night TV would ever see another saga quite like that one. But notwithstanding the segmentation that has materialized from an ever-increasing number of cable television channels, the late-night universe apparently remains lucrative enough that big-time TV potentates want somebody they consider to be a legitimate franchise player.
And Leno, despite a comic persona that Entertainment Weekly correctly notes does not cater to television's ever-present desire for the young and the fresh, is perceived by these executives potentially as one of the biggest cash cows in TV even into the future. A battle with Letterman that ensued when "The Late Show" debuted on CBS in 1993 was once close, but is now in the process of being decisively won by Leno for the 13th consecutive year. Leno's farewell tour will begin in earnest in a few months, making a 14th straight victory inevitable. Truly, he will have gone out on top -- and this admission comes from someone who isn't quite in tune with his older sense of humor.
So where does he end up when the succession plan is set to take effect next year? The FDH Lounge handicaps the odds ...
4-1: Staying in the NBC Universal television family. NBC will pull out all the stops to continue utilizing Leno in either a singular role or a multitude of roles across channels. With several cable channels that could benefit from his presence (including USA and Bravo) and NBC potentially dangling a 10 PM talk show that could air on the big network a few nights a week, the possibility of hanging around the present environs in a kind of Tom Brokaw Elder Statesman role could appeal greatly to him. Also, Leno cannot legally entertain any other offers before November 2009 and can't move anywhere until the next year, so any acceptance of another job would have to wait until well after his final program. Hence, unless he accepts an offer to stay put before the farewell tour commences, he will leave under a cloud of uncertainty and intrigue as to what his next move will be -- something that cannot thrill NBC.
6-1: Moving to ABC for a three-way battle with O'Brien and Letterman. ABC came hard after Letterman back in 2002, demonstrating that they would jettison "Nightline" under the right circumstances. They would risk offending their current 12 PM host, Jimmy Kimmel, who they have tried very hard to push as a top late-night entity in his own right, but Kimmel would then become the heir to a potential empire at 11:30 PM if Leno, approaching his 60s, would retire for real in a few years. Smelling blood in the water with NBC losing the reigning ratings king and CBS locked into Letterman until at least 2010, Disney can be expected to push hard to make a deal happen.
8-1: Syndicating a show through Sony or Tribune. Syndication is not looked upon as a very viable option by many in television, owing to the fact that Arsenio Hall's program was eventually outgunned by his network rivals in 1994. If Leno accepts this option, he moves off of most network-affiliated local stations (and therefore moves off most of the highest-rated local stations), but he would own a substantial piece of the pie and could earn the rights to produce other shows. More than almost any other option, it has substantial pros and cons.
10-1: Moving to CBS to take over for Letterman. Dave has had well-known health issues and has stated that he doesn't see himself in the "Late Night" chair for the rest of his life. CBS, operating under the assumption that if you can't beat them, you should ask them to join you, might try to finagle Leno in that chair with or without Letterman's consent to move on peacefully. Such a move, particularly if it were to happen over Letterman's objections, would be particularly ironic -- not merely because Leno beat him out for "Tonight" back in 1991, but because Letterman paved the way for years of ratings defeats at Leno's hands by watering down his act and being less daring at 11:30 as an alleged means of competing with Leno. Given a choice between a legitimate practitioner of middle-aged and older humor (Leno) and someone who cast aside his wild 12:30 humor to try to succeed in a more mainstream time slot (Letterman), CBS may opt for the original and not the imitator.
15-1: Staying at "The Tonight Show." NBC would have to pay O'Brien a $40 million penalty for taking the job back and they'd have to resolve a separate issue of Jimmy Fallon being slated to replace O'Brien at 12:30, but this option is not completely impossible. Five years ago, O'Brien was perceived as the rising star at NBC late-night, but as the time for the switch draws nearer, some executives may be wondering if they should just go ahead and risk the embarrassment of reneging on the changeover. This option is unlikely, but far from impossible.
20-1: Moving to FOX to do a show at 11 PM. The legacy of FOX late-night failures from the early days of the network, from Chevy Chase to Joan Rivers, lives on. The notion of having to follow the late local news a half hour earlier (and competing with other local news programs, a not-inconsiderable variable for Leno's demographic) makes the vast amount of money that Rupert Murdoch could throw something of a non-factor to a man who already has more money than he could ever spend.
30-1: Moving to CNN to take over for Larry King in 2010. Rumors that Leno would inherit King's show have lived on for years, but it's not a great fit. No matter the desperation of CNN executives, Leno could surely earn a bigger check elsewhere, and a show that doesn't leave room for his beloved monologue doesn't seem a great fit for him.
This week's Entertainment Weekly explores the circumstances surrounding the upcoming Jay Leno jockeying among various networks and syndication entities. To recap briefly: in 2004, Leno announced that he would be retiring and handing over "The Tonight Show" in 2009 to Conan O'Brien. Faced with potentially losing O'Brien to a competing network, NBC was more than happy to implement this plan and rumors spread quickly that Leno did not jump, but was pushed. Given that Leno does not plan to completely retire -- he will certainly be maintaining, and perhaps expanding, his schedule of stand-up comedy traveling -- suspicions that Leno plans another high-profile job are well-founded.
By the time this is all said and done, the story will probably rival the circus of the early 1990s, when late-night legend Johnny Carson relinquished the "Tonight" throne. At that time, Carson too was thought to have been at least nudged out the door; Leno's ruthless operative Helen Kushnick (played to devastating effect by Kathy Bates in the awesome movie "The Late Shift," which dramatized the Carson succession process) took it upon herself to try to get Carson out of the way and keep David Letterman from moving up one hour on the schedule at NBC. Having followed the tale in the media as it unfolded at that time and having greatly enjoyed "Shift," I didn't think that late-night TV would ever see another saga quite like that one. But notwithstanding the segmentation that has materialized from an ever-increasing number of cable television channels, the late-night universe apparently remains lucrative enough that big-time TV potentates want somebody they consider to be a legitimate franchise player.
And Leno, despite a comic persona that Entertainment Weekly correctly notes does not cater to television's ever-present desire for the young and the fresh, is perceived by these executives potentially as one of the biggest cash cows in TV even into the future. A battle with Letterman that ensued when "The Late Show" debuted on CBS in 1993 was once close, but is now in the process of being decisively won by Leno for the 13th consecutive year. Leno's farewell tour will begin in earnest in a few months, making a 14th straight victory inevitable. Truly, he will have gone out on top -- and this admission comes from someone who isn't quite in tune with his older sense of humor.
So where does he end up when the succession plan is set to take effect next year? The FDH Lounge handicaps the odds ...
4-1: Staying in the NBC Universal television family. NBC will pull out all the stops to continue utilizing Leno in either a singular role or a multitude of roles across channels. With several cable channels that could benefit from his presence (including USA and Bravo) and NBC potentially dangling a 10 PM talk show that could air on the big network a few nights a week, the possibility of hanging around the present environs in a kind of Tom Brokaw Elder Statesman role could appeal greatly to him. Also, Leno cannot legally entertain any other offers before November 2009 and can't move anywhere until the next year, so any acceptance of another job would have to wait until well after his final program. Hence, unless he accepts an offer to stay put before the farewell tour commences, he will leave under a cloud of uncertainty and intrigue as to what his next move will be -- something that cannot thrill NBC.
6-1: Moving to ABC for a three-way battle with O'Brien and Letterman. ABC came hard after Letterman back in 2002, demonstrating that they would jettison "Nightline" under the right circumstances. They would risk offending their current 12 PM host, Jimmy Kimmel, who they have tried very hard to push as a top late-night entity in his own right, but Kimmel would then become the heir to a potential empire at 11:30 PM if Leno, approaching his 60s, would retire for real in a few years. Smelling blood in the water with NBC losing the reigning ratings king and CBS locked into Letterman until at least 2010, Disney can be expected to push hard to make a deal happen.
8-1: Syndicating a show through Sony or Tribune. Syndication is not looked upon as a very viable option by many in television, owing to the fact that Arsenio Hall's program was eventually outgunned by his network rivals in 1994. If Leno accepts this option, he moves off of most network-affiliated local stations (and therefore moves off most of the highest-rated local stations), but he would own a substantial piece of the pie and could earn the rights to produce other shows. More than almost any other option, it has substantial pros and cons.
10-1: Moving to CBS to take over for Letterman. Dave has had well-known health issues and has stated that he doesn't see himself in the "Late Night" chair for the rest of his life. CBS, operating under the assumption that if you can't beat them, you should ask them to join you, might try to finagle Leno in that chair with or without Letterman's consent to move on peacefully. Such a move, particularly if it were to happen over Letterman's objections, would be particularly ironic -- not merely because Leno beat him out for "Tonight" back in 1991, but because Letterman paved the way for years of ratings defeats at Leno's hands by watering down his act and being less daring at 11:30 as an alleged means of competing with Leno. Given a choice between a legitimate practitioner of middle-aged and older humor (Leno) and someone who cast aside his wild 12:30 humor to try to succeed in a more mainstream time slot (Letterman), CBS may opt for the original and not the imitator.
15-1: Staying at "The Tonight Show." NBC would have to pay O'Brien a $40 million penalty for taking the job back and they'd have to resolve a separate issue of Jimmy Fallon being slated to replace O'Brien at 12:30, but this option is not completely impossible. Five years ago, O'Brien was perceived as the rising star at NBC late-night, but as the time for the switch draws nearer, some executives may be wondering if they should just go ahead and risk the embarrassment of reneging on the changeover. This option is unlikely, but far from impossible.
20-1: Moving to FOX to do a show at 11 PM. The legacy of FOX late-night failures from the early days of the network, from Chevy Chase to Joan Rivers, lives on. The notion of having to follow the late local news a half hour earlier (and competing with other local news programs, a not-inconsiderable variable for Leno's demographic) makes the vast amount of money that Rupert Murdoch could throw something of a non-factor to a man who already has more money than he could ever spend.
30-1: Moving to CNN to take over for Larry King in 2010. Rumors that Leno would inherit King's show have lived on for years, but it's not a great fit. No matter the desperation of CNN executives, Leno could surely earn a bigger check elsewhere, and a show that doesn't leave room for his beloved monologue doesn't seem a great fit for him.
Pullins Report: Phil Gramm needs to drive down Main Street
By Rick Morris
On the heels of running our first syndicated piece through our new Friends of FDH Club, the great Gridiron Evaluations profile of Knowshon Moreno, we bring you thoughts on a more serious and depressing topic: the current state of the economy. This week, one of John McCain's leading economic advisers, former Senator Phil Gramm, really stuck his foot in his mouth when he dismissed the very real economic problems facing this country and the anxieties that people feel about how these issues have affected their own lives. For some reason, Republican leaders (and many so-called conservative activists) always feel compelled to defend the status quo when a Republican occupies the White House, no matter how much said Republican might have spent like a drunken sailor to get us into a bad situation.
But not political analyst Scott Pullins, my longtime friend whose Pullins Report has joined our Friends of FDH Club. This allows us to syndicate, with permission, his rejoinder to Gramm. If only Gramm would take a ride through Flyover Country as Scott suggests, he'd be singing a different tune.
Memo to Senator Gramm: Recession isn't Just in Our Heads
By Scott Pullins
Publisher, The Pullins Report
My friend Tim Russo alerted me to these comments from former Senator Phil Gramm:
I live in rural Knox County, Ohio, a Republican stronghold. I can look out my downtown Mount Vernon office window, across the street, and see a beautiful, historic home that sold for a fraction of its value at a Sheriff's auction. It was formerly owned by a local homebuilder and his family who are now facing their own "mental recession".
As I drive home tonight I will see car after car, sitting in yards with for sale signs. The fact that their owners have lost their jobs or can't afford to commute 50 miles each way for a job just over minimum wage must be in their imaginations.
Likewise, the empty, bank owned homes, scattered throughout my planned community, must also be just in our heads. The truckers who are parking their rigs because they can't afford to drive them, just a mirage.
Senator Gramm, come here to Republican Knox County Ohio. You can sleep on my couch. I'll give you a personal tour and you can see for yourself how this war and this economy has bled this community and its people.
On the heels of running our first syndicated piece through our new Friends of FDH Club, the great Gridiron Evaluations profile of Knowshon Moreno, we bring you thoughts on a more serious and depressing topic: the current state of the economy. This week, one of John McCain's leading economic advisers, former Senator Phil Gramm, really stuck his foot in his mouth when he dismissed the very real economic problems facing this country and the anxieties that people feel about how these issues have affected their own lives. For some reason, Republican leaders (and many so-called conservative activists) always feel compelled to defend the status quo when a Republican occupies the White House, no matter how much said Republican might have spent like a drunken sailor to get us into a bad situation.
But not political analyst Scott Pullins, my longtime friend whose Pullins Report has joined our Friends of FDH Club. This allows us to syndicate, with permission, his rejoinder to Gramm. If only Gramm would take a ride through Flyover Country as Scott suggests, he'd be singing a different tune.
Memo to Senator Gramm: Recession isn't Just in Our Heads
By Scott Pullins
Publisher, The Pullins Report
My friend Tim Russo alerted me to these comments from former Senator Phil Gramm:
“You’ve heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession,” he said, noting that growth has held up at about 1 percent despite all the publicity over losing jobs to India, China, illegal immigration, housing and credit problems and record oil prices. “We may have a recession; we haven’t had one yet.”
“We have sort of become a nation of whiners,” he said. “You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, America in decline” despite a major export boom that is the primary reason that growth continues in the economy, he said.
Amazing. It's just in our heads.I live in rural Knox County, Ohio, a Republican stronghold. I can look out my downtown Mount Vernon office window, across the street, and see a beautiful, historic home that sold for a fraction of its value at a Sheriff's auction. It was formerly owned by a local homebuilder and his family who are now facing their own "mental recession".
As I drive home tonight I will see car after car, sitting in yards with for sale signs. The fact that their owners have lost their jobs or can't afford to commute 50 miles each way for a job just over minimum wage must be in their imaginations.
Likewise, the empty, bank owned homes, scattered throughout my planned community, must also be just in our heads. The truckers who are parking their rigs because they can't afford to drive them, just a mirage.
Senator Gramm, come here to Republican Knox County Ohio. You can sleep on my couch. I'll give you a personal tour and you can see for yourself how this war and this economy has bled this community and its people.
Gridiron Evaluations: Knowshon Moreno
By Rick Morris
As we announced yesterday, we are syndicating some new content to The FDH Lounge through relationships in our new Friends of FDH Club. The overwhelming majority of content produced here will continue to come directly from within FDH, but we will be featuring some additional material as well.
The first installment comes from our associates at Gridiron Evaluations. This outstanding site, piloted by our buddy Ken Becks, delivers tremendous insights about college football players and where they will fit into the NFL in future years. When we at FDH speak of "The Scout," there can only be one man we have in mind and that is Ken.
Gridiron Evaluations has a feature on the site under the Gridiron Articles heading that breaks down the game of Knowshon Moreno, one of the most exciting players in the country. If you read the article on the site, you can view compelling videos of this breathtaking athlete. We now reproduce here, with permission, the text of the Moreno profile. Read it, then go check out the videos Ken posted, and you'll see just what a bright future this young man has in front of him.
Player Spotlight: Knowshon Moreno
By Ken Becks
Gridiron Evaluations
As we announced yesterday, we are syndicating some new content to The FDH Lounge through relationships in our new Friends of FDH Club. The overwhelming majority of content produced here will continue to come directly from within FDH, but we will be featuring some additional material as well.
The first installment comes from our associates at Gridiron Evaluations. This outstanding site, piloted by our buddy Ken Becks, delivers tremendous insights about college football players and where they will fit into the NFL in future years. When we at FDH speak of "The Scout," there can only be one man we have in mind and that is Ken.
Gridiron Evaluations has a feature on the site under the Gridiron Articles heading that breaks down the game of Knowshon Moreno, one of the most exciting players in the country. If you read the article on the site, you can view compelling videos of this breathtaking athlete. We now reproduce here, with permission, the text of the Moreno profile. Read it, then go check out the videos Ken posted, and you'll see just what a bright future this young man has in front of him.
Player Spotlight: Knowshon Moreno
By Ken Becks
Gridiron Evaluations
Knowshon Moreno
Running Back #24
5-11, 207
Speed: 4.47
Freshman
Georgia
Knowshon Moreno did not take long establishing himself as one of the more productive and exciting young runners at the collegiate level. Though he is only a true freshman he runs with a wisdom beyond his years. He runs the ball with an authority as though each carry could be his last. He looks to maximize each and every run.
He displays a passion for the game and leadership skills not normally seen by a player his age. Despite his age he is also one of the emotional leaders on the offensive side of the ball for the Bulldogs. Pumping up his teammates whenever he senses they need it.
He is a decisive runner who makes quick decisions with the ball in his hands. He hits holes at full speed and does so with a physical demeanor. He runs with more authority than his size would indicate. He is especially effective running between the tackles; where he becomes a downhill runner. He is a hard runner to knock off his feet, possessing excellent balance and leverage.
Moreno has the mentality of delivering first blows to defenders instead of absorbing the contact. He has a relentless running style and gives repeated second effort gaining considerable yards after contact (YAC) from defenders. He is a person who has a knack for keeping his legs moving; allowing him to consistently break tackles. He has the knack of leaning forward, finishing off runs after contact; which is a trait most top tier running backs are very effective at.
He reminds me of current NFL running back Carnell "Cadillac" Williams. They have the same exact running style along with the same body structure and frame; though Knowshon is far ahead of "Cadillac" when it comes to early success.
He shows the ability to hit the corners of defenses equally as effective. Once he reaches the second level of defenses, he is looking to find the shortest distance from A to B which is north and south. He runs the ball as though he lacks patience and looks for immediate gratification. And many times, he finds what he was looking for.
Once he breaks into the open he seems to gain separation on defenders the longer the play goes on. Some question his durability going into the future, with his reckless running style. He has held up well thus far, and even with the number of carries he had last year, his ball security can not be questioned.
He shows an effectiveness catching the ball out of the backfield and knows what to do with it. I would like to see him receive the ball more in the passing game. His production of 12.6 yards per catch seems to lean towards that assumption. Moreno has a running style geared more toward the NFL game. So he has a chance of being more effective as a pro than collegian.
What the MLB All-Star Rosters should look like
By Rick Morris
The predictable post-Mitchell Report swing in MLB towards pitching and away from powerful offense -- which we at FantasyDrafthelp.com have also long been saying would happen due to testing for amphetamines -- has led to the composition of fairly mediocre All-Star rosters, especially in terms of hitters. While I agree with my FDH and SportsTalkNetwork.com colleague Tony Mazur that it will be exciting to see the deserving new faces, the legitimate stars of tomorrow, debuting at the game (i.e. Hanley Ramirez, Geovany Soto, Ryan Braun), there are some frauds who will be participating in the game as well (i.e. the products of ballot-stuffing from the Land of the Rising Sun, Ichiro and Fukodome). What I've done is to break down the rosters, position-by-position, with a notation of who made the team, who should have made the team within the confines that existed in terms of who was voted on to the team (honoring the infantile rule that each team must be represented with at least one player) and who should have made the team in a perfect world (with teams built from scratch, no fan voting, and no rule that stipulated one player from each team must be on the roster). Away we go:
American League Catcher
Who made it: Joe Mauer (starter), Dioner Navarro, Jason Varitek
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Mauer, Navarro
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Mauer (starter), Navarro. This is one of the worst crops ever in terms of American League catchers, and that's saying quite a mouthful when you consider some of the putrid groups of recent years. You could make a decent argument for A.J. Pierzynski, but in a year where nobody behind the plate in the Junior Circuit is showing any power whatsoever, go with the players who are at least hitting for average. Varitek is a flat-out joke selection.
National League Catcher
Who made it: Geovany Soto (starter), Russell Martin, Brian McCann
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Soto, McCann, Mike Napoli
Who should have made it in a perfect world: McCann (starter), Soso, Napoli. I absolutely love Martin as a player, but I can't go with my bias here given what Napoli has achieved given his opportunities this year. I would give McCann the nod ever so slightly over Soto as a starter, although their stats are very close and either one is infinitely ahead of the slappys from the AL.
American League First Base
Who made it: Kevin Youkilis (starter), Justin Morneau
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Youkilis, Morneau
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Morneau (starter), Youkilis. Other than the order of who is starting and who is backing up being screwed up, I can't find much to argue with here.
National League First Base
Who made it: Lance Berkman (starter), Adrian Gonzalez, Albert Pujols
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Berkman, Gonzalez, Pujols
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Berkman (starter), Gonzalez, Pujols. There is nothing to argue with in the final results here.
American League Second Base
Who made it: Dustin Pedroia (starter), Ian Kinsler
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Pedroia, Kinsler
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Kinsler (starter), Pedroia. While Pedroia should make the team by default in a horrible year for AL second basemen, he is still far too slaptastic to be the starter.
National League Second Base
Who made it: Chase Utley (starter), Dan Uggla
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Utley, Uggla
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Utley (starter), Uggla. Again, everything worked out just fine here.
American League Shortstop
Who made it: Derek Jeter (starter), Michael Young
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Jeter, Young
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Young (starter), Jeter. As with Pedroia, Jeter was a joke of a starter who made it only by the ballot-stuffing of his big-market fans. But with a weak, pathetic crop of AL shortstops, Jeter still makes the cut for the team. What a garbage year overall for the American League!
National League Shortstop
Who made it: Hanley Ramirez (starter), Miguel Tejada, Cristian Guzman
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Ramirez, Jose Reyes
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Ramirez (starter), Reyes. Ramirez is the only obvious choice for the team, with Tejada making it by gravy-training a hot start and Guzman getting the Obligatory Washington National Pity Designation. Reyes is a marginal choice, but so is everybody else.
American League Third Base
Who made it: Alex Rodriguez (starter), Joe Crede, Carlos Guillen
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Rodriguez, Crede
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Rodriguez (starter), Crede. A-Rod is an obvious choice and Crede is the least marginal of several possibilities. The American League doesn't deserve two backups at third base.
National League Third Base
Who made it: Chipper Jones (starter), Aramis Ramirez, David Wright (replacement for Alfonso Soriano)
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Jones, Ramirez
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Jones (starter), Ramirez. As with Russell Martin, Wright is a player I really like, but I can't make a case for him over many other worthy backups. It's too bad that Wright and some others couldn't suit up for the AL, with all of their bad-but-necessary picks!
American League Outfield
Who made it: Josh Hamilton (starter), Ichiro (starter), Manny Ramirez (starter), J.D. Drew, Carlos Quentin, Grady Sizemore
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Hamilton, Ichiro, Ramirez, Quentin, Sizemore, Jermaine Dye, Vladimir Guerrero, Nick Markakis
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Hamilton (starter), Quentin (starter), Sizemore (starter), Dye, Ramirez, Drew, Guerrero, Markakis, Magglio Ordonez. Outfield is the only real source of depth, such as it is, for American League hitters this year, so I would add some extras here. Manny got voted in purely on reputation and Ichiro shouldn't even be sniffing the roster this year.
National League Outfield
Who made it: Ryan Braun (starter), Matt Holliday (starter), Kosuke Fukodome (starter), Corey Hart, Ryan Ludwick, Nate McLouth
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Braun, Holliday, Fukodome, Pat Burrell, Ryan Ludwick, Rick Ankiel, Nate McLouth, Carlos Lee
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Braun (starter), Holliday (starter), Lee (starter), Burrell (starter at DH), Ankiel, McLouth, Luckwick, Hart, Jason Bay. Fukodome, like Ichiro, doesn't deserve a spot on the roster. Lee was completely overlooked for the kind of year he is having. McLouth is probably a fraud, inasmuch as he is always an early-season tease, but he has to make the team with the kind of numbers he posted.
American League DH
Who made it: David Ortiz (starter), Milton Bradley
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Ortiz, Aubrey Huff
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Huff, Bradley. David Ortiz was the biggest make-it-on-name-recognition-and-reputation fraud of the entire event this year.
American League Pitchers
Who made it: Justin Duchscherer, Roy Halladay, Scott Kazmir, Cliff Lee, Joe Nathan, Jonathan Papelbon, Mariano Rivera, Francisco Rodriguez, Ervin Santana, Joe Saunders, George Sherrill, Joakim Soria
Who should have made it given the one-player-per-team mandate: Duchscherer, Halladay, Kazmir, Lee, Nathan, Papelbon, Rivera, Rodriguez, Soria, John Danks, Felix Hernandez, B.J. Ryan
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Duchscherer (starter), Halladay, Kazmir, Lee, Nathan, Papelbon, Rivera, Rodriguez, Soria, Danks, Hernandez, John Lackey. If the AL could send less unworthy hitters and 20 pitchers, then everyone would get what they deserve!
National League Pitchers
Who made it: Dan Haren, Aaron Cook, Ryan Dempster, Brad Lidge, Tim Lincecum, Ben Sheets, Edinson Volquez, Billy Wagner, Brandon Webb, Brian Wilson, Kerry Wood, Carlos Zambrano
Who should have made it given the one-player-per-team mandate: Haren, Lidge, Lincecum, Sheets, Volquez, Webb, Zambrano, Johan Santana, Cole Hamels, Jake Peavy, Jon Rauch, Mr. Saito
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Haren (starter), Lidge, Lincecum, Sheets, Volquez, Webb, Zambrano, Santana, Hamels, Peavy, Saito, Wagner. Rauch is a much more deserving National than Guzman. Looking at the AL and NL rosters, the wrong Santana will be suiting up Tuesday night. I would bump some of the closers so as not to unfairly squeeze out Hamels and Peavy. Ultimately, I find more fault with the selection for NL pitcher than I do anywhere else.
The predictable post-Mitchell Report swing in MLB towards pitching and away from powerful offense -- which we at FantasyDrafthelp.com have also long been saying would happen due to testing for amphetamines -- has led to the composition of fairly mediocre All-Star rosters, especially in terms of hitters. While I agree with my FDH and SportsTalkNetwork.com colleague Tony Mazur that it will be exciting to see the deserving new faces, the legitimate stars of tomorrow, debuting at the game (i.e. Hanley Ramirez, Geovany Soto, Ryan Braun), there are some frauds who will be participating in the game as well (i.e. the products of ballot-stuffing from the Land of the Rising Sun, Ichiro and Fukodome). What I've done is to break down the rosters, position-by-position, with a notation of who made the team, who should have made the team within the confines that existed in terms of who was voted on to the team (honoring the infantile rule that each team must be represented with at least one player) and who should have made the team in a perfect world (with teams built from scratch, no fan voting, and no rule that stipulated one player from each team must be on the roster). Away we go:
American League Catcher
Who made it: Joe Mauer (starter), Dioner Navarro, Jason Varitek
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Mauer, Navarro
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Mauer (starter), Navarro. This is one of the worst crops ever in terms of American League catchers, and that's saying quite a mouthful when you consider some of the putrid groups of recent years. You could make a decent argument for A.J. Pierzynski, but in a year where nobody behind the plate in the Junior Circuit is showing any power whatsoever, go with the players who are at least hitting for average. Varitek is a flat-out joke selection.
National League Catcher
Who made it: Geovany Soto (starter), Russell Martin, Brian McCann
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Soto, McCann, Mike Napoli
Who should have made it in a perfect world: McCann (starter), Soso, Napoli. I absolutely love Martin as a player, but I can't go with my bias here given what Napoli has achieved given his opportunities this year. I would give McCann the nod ever so slightly over Soto as a starter, although their stats are very close and either one is infinitely ahead of the slappys from the AL.
American League First Base
Who made it: Kevin Youkilis (starter), Justin Morneau
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Youkilis, Morneau
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Morneau (starter), Youkilis. Other than the order of who is starting and who is backing up being screwed up, I can't find much to argue with here.
National League First Base
Who made it: Lance Berkman (starter), Adrian Gonzalez, Albert Pujols
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Berkman, Gonzalez, Pujols
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Berkman (starter), Gonzalez, Pujols. There is nothing to argue with in the final results here.
American League Second Base
Who made it: Dustin Pedroia (starter), Ian Kinsler
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Pedroia, Kinsler
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Kinsler (starter), Pedroia. While Pedroia should make the team by default in a horrible year for AL second basemen, he is still far too slaptastic to be the starter.
National League Second Base
Who made it: Chase Utley (starter), Dan Uggla
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Utley, Uggla
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Utley (starter), Uggla. Again, everything worked out just fine here.
American League Shortstop
Who made it: Derek Jeter (starter), Michael Young
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Jeter, Young
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Young (starter), Jeter. As with Pedroia, Jeter was a joke of a starter who made it only by the ballot-stuffing of his big-market fans. But with a weak, pathetic crop of AL shortstops, Jeter still makes the cut for the team. What a garbage year overall for the American League!
National League Shortstop
Who made it: Hanley Ramirez (starter), Miguel Tejada, Cristian Guzman
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Ramirez, Jose Reyes
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Ramirez (starter), Reyes. Ramirez is the only obvious choice for the team, with Tejada making it by gravy-training a hot start and Guzman getting the Obligatory Washington National Pity Designation. Reyes is a marginal choice, but so is everybody else.
American League Third Base
Who made it: Alex Rodriguez (starter), Joe Crede, Carlos Guillen
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Rodriguez, Crede
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Rodriguez (starter), Crede. A-Rod is an obvious choice and Crede is the least marginal of several possibilities. The American League doesn't deserve two backups at third base.
National League Third Base
Who made it: Chipper Jones (starter), Aramis Ramirez, David Wright (replacement for Alfonso Soriano)
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Jones, Ramirez
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Jones (starter), Ramirez. As with Russell Martin, Wright is a player I really like, but I can't make a case for him over many other worthy backups. It's too bad that Wright and some others couldn't suit up for the AL, with all of their bad-but-necessary picks!
American League Outfield
Who made it: Josh Hamilton (starter), Ichiro (starter), Manny Ramirez (starter), J.D. Drew, Carlos Quentin, Grady Sizemore
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Hamilton, Ichiro, Ramirez, Quentin, Sizemore, Jermaine Dye, Vladimir Guerrero, Nick Markakis
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Hamilton (starter), Quentin (starter), Sizemore (starter), Dye, Ramirez, Drew, Guerrero, Markakis, Magglio Ordonez. Outfield is the only real source of depth, such as it is, for American League hitters this year, so I would add some extras here. Manny got voted in purely on reputation and Ichiro shouldn't even be sniffing the roster this year.
National League Outfield
Who made it: Ryan Braun (starter), Matt Holliday (starter), Kosuke Fukodome (starter), Corey Hart, Ryan Ludwick, Nate McLouth
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Braun, Holliday, Fukodome, Pat Burrell, Ryan Ludwick, Rick Ankiel, Nate McLouth, Carlos Lee
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Braun (starter), Holliday (starter), Lee (starter), Burrell (starter at DH), Ankiel, McLouth, Luckwick, Hart, Jason Bay. Fukodome, like Ichiro, doesn't deserve a spot on the roster. Lee was completely overlooked for the kind of year he is having. McLouth is probably a fraud, inasmuch as he is always an early-season tease, but he has to make the team with the kind of numbers he posted.
American League DH
Who made it: David Ortiz (starter), Milton Bradley
Who should have made it given the fan balloting: Ortiz, Aubrey Huff
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Huff, Bradley. David Ortiz was the biggest make-it-on-name-recognition-and-reputation fraud of the entire event this year.
American League Pitchers
Who made it: Justin Duchscherer, Roy Halladay, Scott Kazmir, Cliff Lee, Joe Nathan, Jonathan Papelbon, Mariano Rivera, Francisco Rodriguez, Ervin Santana, Joe Saunders, George Sherrill, Joakim Soria
Who should have made it given the one-player-per-team mandate: Duchscherer, Halladay, Kazmir, Lee, Nathan, Papelbon, Rivera, Rodriguez, Soria, John Danks, Felix Hernandez, B.J. Ryan
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Duchscherer (starter), Halladay, Kazmir, Lee, Nathan, Papelbon, Rivera, Rodriguez, Soria, Danks, Hernandez, John Lackey. If the AL could send less unworthy hitters and 20 pitchers, then everyone would get what they deserve!
National League Pitchers
Who made it: Dan Haren, Aaron Cook, Ryan Dempster, Brad Lidge, Tim Lincecum, Ben Sheets, Edinson Volquez, Billy Wagner, Brandon Webb, Brian Wilson, Kerry Wood, Carlos Zambrano
Who should have made it given the one-player-per-team mandate: Haren, Lidge, Lincecum, Sheets, Volquez, Webb, Zambrano, Johan Santana, Cole Hamels, Jake Peavy, Jon Rauch, Mr. Saito
Who should have made it in a perfect world: Haren (starter), Lidge, Lincecum, Sheets, Volquez, Webb, Zambrano, Santana, Hamels, Peavy, Saito, Wagner. Rauch is a much more deserving National than Guzman. Looking at the AL and NL rosters, the wrong Santana will be suiting up Tuesday night. I would bump some of the closers so as not to unfairly squeeze out Hamels and Peavy. Ultimately, I find more fault with the selection for NL pitcher than I do anywhere else.
Cubic Zirconia Dave?
By Rick Morris
Apparently, a David Lee Roth impersonator has been running amok across North America, leaving a wake of folks entertained by his crooning and dancing in (too) tight pants. The problem is that some of the credulous people still refuse to believe that Diamond Dave was not the man in their presence:
"Dean Hajas, a local songwriter and recording engineer, said he's still certain the man who stayed at his house for three weeks is the real David Lee Roth.
What a lame fake-o this guy was, though, as he apparently wasn't even trying to scam anybody for anything! Just a case of, "Hey, look at me, I'm David Lee Roth!" Wow ... hope you got what you ... wanted out of that ... or something.
This reminds me of when SportsTalkNetwork.com President Paul Belfi told me that DLR was a real-life paramedic in New York City. I asked him, "Now, is he a real paramedic? Or does he show up in tight pants along with the ambulance crew and dance around and sing 'Bose dee bose dee bop city bop' and entertain the patient while the real workers do their job?" Apparently he is a real paramedic. Go figure.
Apparently the only true part of this entire faux story was when Roth's (real) publicist admitted that the story is helping to keep her client relevant. Whatever it takes, I guess.
Apparently, a David Lee Roth impersonator has been running amok across North America, leaving a wake of folks entertained by his crooning and dancing in (too) tight pants. The problem is that some of the credulous people still refuse to believe that Diamond Dave was not the man in their presence:
"Dean Hajas, a local songwriter and recording engineer, said he's still certain the man who stayed at his house for three weeks is the real David Lee Roth.
"'He just phoned me out of the blue and asked if he could come over and do some work," Hajas said. 'He's got some of my music ... I talked to him on his cellphone yesterday and he said his publicist would be issuing a press release (today) to clear this mess up.'"
I guess Dave has a publicist impersonator as well; that person's got to be pretty busy today.What a lame fake-o this guy was, though, as he apparently wasn't even trying to scam anybody for anything! Just a case of, "Hey, look at me, I'm David Lee Roth!" Wow ... hope you got what you ... wanted out of that ... or something.
This reminds me of when SportsTalkNetwork.com President Paul Belfi told me that DLR was a real-life paramedic in New York City. I asked him, "Now, is he a real paramedic? Or does he show up in tight pants along with the ambulance crew and dance around and sing 'Bose dee bose dee bop city bop' and entertain the patient while the real workers do their job?" Apparently he is a real paramedic. Go figure.
Apparently the only true part of this entire faux story was when Roth's (real) publicist admitted that the story is helping to keep her client relevant. Whatever it takes, I guess.
Friday, July 11, 2008
500th post -- announcing new improvements
By Rick Morris
In 11 short months, we have tallied 500 posts here at The FDH Lounge Multimedia Magazine and I want to use the occasion of this one to unveil some exciting new developments.
First, we now have RSS and XML feeds enabled on our mothership, FantasyDrafthelp.com, the Internet's leading independent provider of fantasy sports content. Additionally, here on The FDH Lounge, we have feeds enabled as well. What this means is that if you now have any type of feed aggregator, you can now have both FantasyDrafthelp content and FDH Lounge content sent there!
Also, in a move that has been in the works for a long time but has only taken any kind of actual shape recently, we have created the Friends of FDH Club. Essentially, these are various entities with whom we have some form of a content-sharing relationship. In almost all instances, we will be syndicating some content from them here on The Lounge.
^ SportsTalkNetwork.com: This one is the granddaddy in the club, the entity with whom FDH had a content-sharing agreement back before FDH actually spun off of our friends at Drafthelp.com. With the tag line "America's Internet Broadcasting Giant for Sports Talk and Entertainment Programming," STN is at the forefront of Internet TV content with general sports content, niche sports content and a burgeoning entertainment presence. STN is already home to some fine FDH-produced programming and some STN content may be making its way here to The Lounge as well.
^ Sportsology is a New Media sports entity covering (among other subjects): baseball, football, hockey, hoops, pro wrestling and collectibles. We co-produced our NBA and NHL Draft online publications with them and we will be continuing this relationship for our fantasy sports guides as well. Sportsology also has a very active podcasting operation that covers several topics.
^ The Sports Report is a new blog based on an email newsletter that has existed for a few years. Jacob Rosen writes from a position that is based largely, though not completely, on statistical analysis. Additionally, he has performed some equivalent statistical analysis on political matters, as evidenced by this blurb from his newsletter in early May that we excerpted here breaking down delegate projections. We look forward to additional writing from Jacob on any and all subjects that catch his attention and we are going to help build the readership of The Sports Report in any way that we can.
^ Gridiron Evaluations is the finest service on the Internet focusing purely on the NFL Draft and college players positioning themselves for the draft. On a year-round basis, this site is providing knowledge about future NFL contributors and we look forward to featuring some of their pieces here on The Lounge and our Senior Editor and NFL Draft Chief Analyst Jason Jones may be seeing some of his work on their virtual pages as well.
^ The Pullins Report is the online newsletter for Scott Pullins, one of America's finest political minds and small business advocates. A well-rounded entrepreneur, Scott has a law firm, small business advisory service and political consulting arm under his banner. Scott's thoughts on America's most pressing social and political matters can now be found here from time to time.
^ The On Tour Music Show is THE Internet showcase for up-and-coming musical acts and interviews of established acts. On Tour is currently the lead-in on STN on Sunday nights for The Lounge program and we will be featuring content from them in the months ahead. One of their three principals, Tony Mazur, has been a columnist for The Lounge for months now.
More entities will be joining the club in the future, but we start off very strong with these six. We believe that we feature the widest range of subject matter anywhere on the Internet and the additional occasional spice from these sources will only reinforce that reality. Above all, we are proud to be associated with the quality of content that these sources engender on a daily basis.
In 11 short months, we have tallied 500 posts here at The FDH Lounge Multimedia Magazine and I want to use the occasion of this one to unveil some exciting new developments.
First, we now have RSS and XML feeds enabled on our mothership, FantasyDrafthelp.com, the Internet's leading independent provider of fantasy sports content. Additionally, here on The FDH Lounge, we have feeds enabled as well. What this means is that if you now have any type of feed aggregator, you can now have both FantasyDrafthelp content and FDH Lounge content sent there!
Also, in a move that has been in the works for a long time but has only taken any kind of actual shape recently, we have created the Friends of FDH Club. Essentially, these are various entities with whom we have some form of a content-sharing relationship. In almost all instances, we will be syndicating some content from them here on The Lounge.
^ SportsTalkNetwork.com: This one is the granddaddy in the club, the entity with whom FDH had a content-sharing agreement back before FDH actually spun off of our friends at Drafthelp.com. With the tag line "America's Internet Broadcasting Giant for Sports Talk and Entertainment Programming," STN is at the forefront of Internet TV content with general sports content, niche sports content and a burgeoning entertainment presence. STN is already home to some fine FDH-produced programming and some STN content may be making its way here to The Lounge as well.
^ Sportsology is a New Media sports entity covering (among other subjects): baseball, football, hockey, hoops, pro wrestling and collectibles. We co-produced our NBA and NHL Draft online publications with them and we will be continuing this relationship for our fantasy sports guides as well. Sportsology also has a very active podcasting operation that covers several topics.
^ The Sports Report is a new blog based on an email newsletter that has existed for a few years. Jacob Rosen writes from a position that is based largely, though not completely, on statistical analysis. Additionally, he has performed some equivalent statistical analysis on political matters, as evidenced by this blurb from his newsletter in early May that we excerpted here breaking down delegate projections. We look forward to additional writing from Jacob on any and all subjects that catch his attention and we are going to help build the readership of The Sports Report in any way that we can.
^ Gridiron Evaluations is the finest service on the Internet focusing purely on the NFL Draft and college players positioning themselves for the draft. On a year-round basis, this site is providing knowledge about future NFL contributors and we look forward to featuring some of their pieces here on The Lounge and our Senior Editor and NFL Draft Chief Analyst Jason Jones may be seeing some of his work on their virtual pages as well.
^ The Pullins Report is the online newsletter for Scott Pullins, one of America's finest political minds and small business advocates. A well-rounded entrepreneur, Scott has a law firm, small business advisory service and political consulting arm under his banner. Scott's thoughts on America's most pressing social and political matters can now be found here from time to time.
^ The On Tour Music Show is THE Internet showcase for up-and-coming musical acts and interviews of established acts. On Tour is currently the lead-in on STN on Sunday nights for The Lounge program and we will be featuring content from them in the months ahead. One of their three principals, Tony Mazur, has been a columnist for The Lounge for months now.
More entities will be joining the club in the future, but we start off very strong with these six. We believe that we feature the widest range of subject matter anywhere on the Internet and the additional occasional spice from these sources will only reinforce that reality. Above all, we are proud to be associated with the quality of content that these sources engender on a daily basis.
The coming dollar collapse?
By Rick Morris
Warning: Downer Alert.
I talked at length today to a close friend of mine, who I will not name here because of the sensitive nature of some of the information he shared with me, about the American economy and where it is headed. As a serious investor, he is always very well-attuned to the global economy, having first explained the derivative crisis to me four years ago, well before most observers saw it coming. Long story short on derivatives: they are essentially a financial chain reaction; if Company X fails, it would take down Company Y and so on. Presently, there are over $516 trillion worth of derivatives in the economy -- and the actual amount of caysh that exists is well south of that. Oops!
Now, there are additional wrinkles to the situation. The collapsing US dollar is becoming worthless to the foreign entities who are propping it up presently (i.e. China and oil-rich Arab nations) due to the monstrous debt that occurs from the fact that we are running the currency printing presses like there is no tomorrow. My friend predicted to me that, by 2010 (relatively early in the term of the next US president, a not-inconsequential consideration given the unprecedented shock that will occur from this development), the dollar will implode altogether. The scenario then? The government will stiff all foreign holders of the dollar, cease producing it altogether and create a new currency -- and we, the people, will then be able to redeem it at the rate of one "new dollar" for every five "worthless dollars" we now hold. Nothing like having a $10,000 bank account that becomes $2,000 overnight!
This article explains in great detail how we got to this point. You may not agree with all of Rick Falkvinge's conclusions, but his description of the circumstances is spot-on. We may very well be heading for a global calamity even worse than the Great Depression if the crisis peaks in this manner. Now, governments can only seize this kind of power in absolute emergencies, but can anyone rationally doubt that people will be so frightened if their dollars are rendered worthless that they'll tolerate anything? And frankly, given the performance of the Bush Administration (and equally important, their utter incompetence at fighting back politically and communicating any of their actual successes), the next administration could do just about ANYTHING and use "You can't believe what an exploding crisis we were left" as an excuse. When it's all said and done, America's leaders may very well have ended up doing what foreign dictators could not accomplish in times of war: bringing down this country and all of the great work that made it the most successful in the history of civilization.
Warning: Downer Alert.
I talked at length today to a close friend of mine, who I will not name here because of the sensitive nature of some of the information he shared with me, about the American economy and where it is headed. As a serious investor, he is always very well-attuned to the global economy, having first explained the derivative crisis to me four years ago, well before most observers saw it coming. Long story short on derivatives: they are essentially a financial chain reaction; if Company X fails, it would take down Company Y and so on. Presently, there are over $516 trillion worth of derivatives in the economy -- and the actual amount of caysh that exists is well south of that. Oops!
Now, there are additional wrinkles to the situation. The collapsing US dollar is becoming worthless to the foreign entities who are propping it up presently (i.e. China and oil-rich Arab nations) due to the monstrous debt that occurs from the fact that we are running the currency printing presses like there is no tomorrow. My friend predicted to me that, by 2010 (relatively early in the term of the next US president, a not-inconsequential consideration given the unprecedented shock that will occur from this development), the dollar will implode altogether. The scenario then? The government will stiff all foreign holders of the dollar, cease producing it altogether and create a new currency -- and we, the people, will then be able to redeem it at the rate of one "new dollar" for every five "worthless dollars" we now hold. Nothing like having a $10,000 bank account that becomes $2,000 overnight!
This article explains in great detail how we got to this point. You may not agree with all of Rick Falkvinge's conclusions, but his description of the circumstances is spot-on. We may very well be heading for a global calamity even worse than the Great Depression if the crisis peaks in this manner. Now, governments can only seize this kind of power in absolute emergencies, but can anyone rationally doubt that people will be so frightened if their dollars are rendered worthless that they'll tolerate anything? And frankly, given the performance of the Bush Administration (and equally important, their utter incompetence at fighting back politically and communicating any of their actual successes), the next administration could do just about ANYTHING and use "You can't believe what an exploding crisis we were left" as an excuse. When it's all said and done, America's leaders may very well have ended up doing what foreign dictators could not accomplish in times of war: bringing down this country and all of the great work that made it the most successful in the history of civilization.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Point Me in the Right Direction
By Tony Mazur
Throughout my youth, I would strive to find either the hottest or most obscure sports collectibles. A personal favorite of mine were 'Headliners'. Headliners were small figurines of all-star caliber sports players, which ranged from baseball to hockey. If they were out of stock (which they are permanently, since they have been discontinued since the late nineties), I would purchase a 'Starting Lineup' figurine. Just last week, I brought in a Jim Thome, Eric Metcalf (with the Falcons), Kirby Puckett (sans the glaucoma), and a Montreal Expos Wil Cordero figurine, brass knuckles not included. This prompted FDH Lounge President and CEO Rick Morris to bring in his Frank Viola and 1997 Matt Williams action figures.
But I am on the quest to find some meaningful sports memorabilia.
I am looking for a reasonable-priced vintage Mark Price Cleveland Cavaliers jersey. I've tried eBay, and everything is either too small, too expensive, or not the right jersey. I do not want Gund Arena-era Cavs. I think Gordon Gund designed those himself (hint: he's blind). I want Richfield Coliseum, gravel road Ohio Route 303-era Cavaliers jerseys, like the one you see in the top righthand corner of this post.
Why am I looking for a Mark Price jersey? The answer is simple. Not only because I'm partial to the Cavaliers, since that is the location of my home and place of employment, but because I grew up watching him and his number (25) was my number extracurriculars through school. 25 was my lucky number in helping my team win a city championship in basketball a number of years ago, and I received numerous accolades in baseball sporting that number.
So if anyone knows where I can find one of these gems, let me know. I've had it with eBay. Remember, I'm looking for a reasonably priced Mark Price jersey, preferably an away jersey, but I won't be a stickler. My price range is anywhere between $0-$75.
Thanks for looking out, folks.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Movie review: Get Smart
By Rick Morris
Many of the reviews I have read thus far are not overly friendly to the new "Get Smart" movie. A consensus at Rotten Tomatoes among the multitude of reviews that have been collected there reveals an overall sense that the film underachieves somewhat, given the impressive cast, and that it just fails to live up to the old TV series on which it was based.
I couldn't disagree more.
I admit that I didn't approach the movie from a neutral perspective; I am a huge fan of Steve Carell and "The Office" and I expected to be entertained by him and the film. I was. I can't necessarily gauge how much my appreciation of Carell and his portrayal of Maxwell Scott may have positively prejudiced me towards the flick, but I think I would have enjoyed it nonetheless.
The casting was absolutely superb.
^ Anne Hathaway lived up to the spirit of the old Agent 99 and is a pulchritudinous treat for the male audience.
^ Dwayne Johnson (no longer "The Rock," apparently) really nailed the essence of super-spy Agent 23.
^ In a great casting twist, David Koechner -- whose Todd Packer character plays the bullying big brother-type to Carell's Michael Scott on "Office" -- plays a Packeresque obnoxious spy Larabee that is a thorn in Maxwell Smart's side. Terry Crews plays his buddy Agent 91 with the same zeal. The secret agents are portrayed as jock super-achievers who like to have fun at the expense of geeky analysts like Smart and the awesome tandem of Bruce and Lloyd.
^ Alan Arkin did a wonderful job as The Chief and evil nemesis Sigfried is brought to life in chilling fashion by Terrence Stamp.
^ Pro wrestler The Great Khali/Dalip Singh brings just the tiny bit of nuance needed to the role as bad guy assassin.
^ Even the bit parts were great with some outstanding actors knocking it out of the park. Patrick Warburton as new special agent Hymie, Bill Murray as needy special Agent 13, James Caan as the president (he will remind you of someone in particular) and Geoffrey Pierson as the vice president are all incredible.
In this movie, Carell is not assigned to play Smart with the bumbling fervor of Don Adams from the TV program, because that frankly would remind too many people of the over-the-top spirit of Michael Scott. Instead, Carell portrays Smart as a frustrated man approaching middle age, a bit geeky but a perfectionist at his job who does it better than anyone else -- so much so that The Chief doesn't think he can spare Smart for field work until the bad guys at KAOS manage to blow the cover of all of the agents. Enter the Smart/Agent 99 pairing, which flows well together. A somewhat dubious backstory about how Hathaway's Agent 99 was actually an older woman who was forced to get plastic surgery when her cover was blown is supposed to placate those who are grossed out by an older man/younger woman pairing. But is anyone really bothered by such a scenario in the first place? Not me.
Smart and 99 travel to Russia to try to thwart KAOS and their nuclear intentions and the movie ultimately climaxes with a final battle in Los Angeles to try to thwart a mushroom cloud from exploding over the city with the president in town. The movie progresses well, with comedy and action throughout. My FDH Lounge colleague Jon Adams characterized it as excellent summer movie escapism and I think it may even be better than that. It's a lot of fun and it did well in trying to translate the 1960s fascination with futuristic gadgets to a modern world -- and critics who want to compare it unfavorably to the original series should be mindful of that. When it comes to evaluating this movie, the haters "MISSED BY THAT MUCH!"
Many of the reviews I have read thus far are not overly friendly to the new "Get Smart" movie. A consensus at Rotten Tomatoes among the multitude of reviews that have been collected there reveals an overall sense that the film underachieves somewhat, given the impressive cast, and that it just fails to live up to the old TV series on which it was based.
I couldn't disagree more.
I admit that I didn't approach the movie from a neutral perspective; I am a huge fan of Steve Carell and "The Office" and I expected to be entertained by him and the film. I was. I can't necessarily gauge how much my appreciation of Carell and his portrayal of Maxwell Scott may have positively prejudiced me towards the flick, but I think I would have enjoyed it nonetheless.
The casting was absolutely superb.
^ Anne Hathaway lived up to the spirit of the old Agent 99 and is a pulchritudinous treat for the male audience.
^ Dwayne Johnson (no longer "The Rock," apparently) really nailed the essence of super-spy Agent 23.
^ In a great casting twist, David Koechner -- whose Todd Packer character plays the bullying big brother-type to Carell's Michael Scott on "Office" -- plays a Packeresque obnoxious spy Larabee that is a thorn in Maxwell Smart's side. Terry Crews plays his buddy Agent 91 with the same zeal. The secret agents are portrayed as jock super-achievers who like to have fun at the expense of geeky analysts like Smart and the awesome tandem of Bruce and Lloyd.
^ Alan Arkin did a wonderful job as The Chief and evil nemesis Sigfried is brought to life in chilling fashion by Terrence Stamp.
^ Pro wrestler The Great Khali/Dalip Singh brings just the tiny bit of nuance needed to the role as bad guy assassin.
^ Even the bit parts were great with some outstanding actors knocking it out of the park. Patrick Warburton as new special agent Hymie, Bill Murray as needy special Agent 13, James Caan as the president (he will remind you of someone in particular) and Geoffrey Pierson as the vice president are all incredible.
In this movie, Carell is not assigned to play Smart with the bumbling fervor of Don Adams from the TV program, because that frankly would remind too many people of the over-the-top spirit of Michael Scott. Instead, Carell portrays Smart as a frustrated man approaching middle age, a bit geeky but a perfectionist at his job who does it better than anyone else -- so much so that The Chief doesn't think he can spare Smart for field work until the bad guys at KAOS manage to blow the cover of all of the agents. Enter the Smart/Agent 99 pairing, which flows well together. A somewhat dubious backstory about how Hathaway's Agent 99 was actually an older woman who was forced to get plastic surgery when her cover was blown is supposed to placate those who are grossed out by an older man/younger woman pairing. But is anyone really bothered by such a scenario in the first place? Not me.
Smart and 99 travel to Russia to try to thwart KAOS and their nuclear intentions and the movie ultimately climaxes with a final battle in Los Angeles to try to thwart a mushroom cloud from exploding over the city with the president in town. The movie progresses well, with comedy and action throughout. My FDH Lounge colleague Jon Adams characterized it as excellent summer movie escapism and I think it may even be better than that. It's a lot of fun and it did well in trying to translate the 1960s fascination with futuristic gadgets to a modern world -- and critics who want to compare it unfavorably to the original series should be mindful of that. When it comes to evaluating this movie, the haters "MISSED BY THAT MUCH!"
FDH Insider/Goon Squad July 9
By Rick Morris
Tonight's editions of THE FANTASYDRAFTHELP.COM INSIDER (7-9 PM EDT on SportsTalkNetwork.com) and THE GOON SQUAD (9-10 PM EDT on STN) will deliver analysis from all across the sports landscape.
On the INSIDER, we have some fun with our I'd Hit That Draft from Sunday night's FDH Lounge before we review the winners and losers one more time from the NBA Draft, as laid out in this column. Then, for the rest of the show, we break down NFL running backs for fantasy football this year. We will run through some of the projected tiers of RBs before delving into the league's trend in recent years of having featured running back combos. Which backs will be have to share their glory in '08? We'll break it down.
On GOON SQUAD, we'll examine more of the moves from NHL free agency before beginning our division-a-week focus on the show. Tonight: we look at the Northwest Division, which really underachieved last year. How do the teams stack up right now for 2008-2009? We'll analyze it for you.
Be sure to join us tonight, only on The SportsTalkNetwork.
Tonight's editions of THE FANTASYDRAFTHELP.COM INSIDER (7-9 PM EDT on SportsTalkNetwork.com) and THE GOON SQUAD (9-10 PM EDT on STN) will deliver analysis from all across the sports landscape.
On the INSIDER, we have some fun with our I'd Hit That Draft from Sunday night's FDH Lounge before we review the winners and losers one more time from the NBA Draft, as laid out in this column. Then, for the rest of the show, we break down NFL running backs for fantasy football this year. We will run through some of the projected tiers of RBs before delving into the league's trend in recent years of having featured running back combos. Which backs will be have to share their glory in '08? We'll break it down.
On GOON SQUAD, we'll examine more of the moves from NHL free agency before beginning our division-a-week focus on the show. Tonight: we look at the Northwest Division, which really underachieved last year. How do the teams stack up right now for 2008-2009? We'll analyze it for you.
Be sure to join us tonight, only on The SportsTalkNetwork.
NBA Draft Winners and Losers
By Rick Morris
WINNERS
Chicago and
LOSERS
Minnesota
Goofy Sunday night program results now online
By Rick Morris
Our special 32nd edition of THE FDH LOUNGE (
Monday, July 7, 2008
Video Clips: Fun Timewasters
By Rick Morris
From time to time, we try to accommodate our Lounge content consumers who just want some fun, light entertainment. Hence this edition of our Video Clips series, entitled "Fun Timewasters."
These are simply some video clips that you can enjoy and consume in the form of good, mindless entertainment. On with the show!
Seeing Joe "Turkey" Jones piledrive Terry Bradshaw into the turf never gets old for Browns fans!
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this freaking wall!!!
The move of the Seattle Sonics was a complete disgrace. Here's a clip from their greatest season, the 1979 championship campaign.
Linkin Park at least has one track on their latest album that's not a complete sellout to chick-rock radio.
L.A. police chases can be pretty exciting and this one is no exception.
Do you remember Fraiser and Niles getting into a brawl? Me neither, I must have missed that episode. But it is great!
How about some old time Georgia Championship Rasslin'? They really knew how to work their angles back then.
In "Wedding Crashers," one of the greatest movies ever, Vince Vaughn's character has a confession scene (of sorts). Much mirth ensues.
Dane Cook never liked The Kool-Aid man.
The Brooklyn Dodgers had one singular moment of ultimate triumph: 1955.
Duckman sure was smooth with the ladies.
From time to time, we try to accommodate our Lounge content consumers who just want some fun, light entertainment. Hence this edition of our Video Clips series, entitled "Fun Timewasters."
These are simply some video clips that you can enjoy and consume in the form of good, mindless entertainment. On with the show!
Seeing Joe "Turkey" Jones piledrive Terry Bradshaw into the turf never gets old for Browns fans!
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this freaking wall!!!
The move of the Seattle Sonics was a complete disgrace. Here's a clip from their greatest season, the 1979 championship campaign.
Linkin Park at least has one track on their latest album that's not a complete sellout to chick-rock radio.
L.A. police chases can be pretty exciting and this one is no exception.
Do you remember Fraiser and Niles getting into a brawl? Me neither, I must have missed that episode. But it is great!
How about some old time Georgia Championship Rasslin'? They really knew how to work their angles back then.
In "Wedding Crashers," one of the greatest movies ever, Vince Vaughn's character has a confession scene (of sorts). Much mirth ensues.
Dane Cook never liked The Kool-Aid man.
The Brooklyn Dodgers had one singular moment of ultimate triumph: 1955.
Duckman sure was smooth with the ladies.
Prince Fielder Acquires Cheese-Eating Partner
By Tony Mazur
We only knew it would be a matter of time.
C.C. Sabathia's tenure in Cleveland is over. After he and Danys Baez became the talk of the minor leagues, C.C. quickly became the ace of the pitching staff. As much as he racked up his share of wins, innings, and strikeouts, he also consumed his share of Dunkin Donuts and Courvoisier. Nonetheless, Sabathia was the lone spark in the rebuilding Cleveland Indians during the Dolan-Shapiro regime. In 2007, C.C. went 19-7 with a 3.21 ERA, winning the Cy Young Award and helping the Tribe win their first Central Division title since 2001.
All of that is a memory. A distant one, if that.
Going in to the 2008 baseball season, hopes were high for a few Major League teams, the Indians included. The one difference, however, was offseason acquisitions.
The Cleveland Indians were expected to go far. Well, not by me, nor my fellow FDH colleague, Rick Morris. Both of us said that if this season turned out to be a bust, you must part ways with C.C. Don't just let him go via free agency. But if you're going to trade him, at least get SOMETHING out of the deal.
On July 6th, 2008, the Cleveland Indians sent C.C. Sabathia to the Milwaukee Brewers in exchange for Double-A OF Matt LaPorta and two prospects yet to be named.
This deal sounds eerily familiar.
Oh, that's right. We travel back to 2002. Bartolo Colon was sent to the Montreal Expos for IF/Stiff Lee Stevens, and three prospects named Brandon Phillips, Cliff Lee, and Grady Sizemore.
Out of all the lies and deceit I've heard from the Indians' organization, this Colon trade still grates on me. First of all, Bartolo Colon was the only ray of sunshine this team had back then and he was traded away. Secondly, I'm STILL hearing about this trade to this day, mainly by fans.
"Well, y'know, if we didn't get rid of Colon, we wouldn't have gotten Grady."
It's rather pathetic that the only instance of competence at the executive level occurred six years ago. And the only reason that deal happened in the first place was because the new regime was cleaning house.
I compare the Dolan-Shapiro dictatorship to that of Clear Channel Communications. As soon as Clear Channel took over the Jacor stations, the monarchy developed. Soon, the programming that was local and entertaining was cut in favor of syndication and voice tracking. Many talented jocks lost their jobs. Why, you may ask? Just to save a few bucks.
Remember when the Indians had Manny Ramirez? Jim Thome? Bartolo Colon? A healthy Juan Gonzalez? Omar Vizquel? How about C.C. Sabathia? What drove these talented players out of Cleveland? The all-mighty dollar.
And don't even get me started on the Curt Schilling fiasco of 1997, and all the other players who refused to come to Cleveland.
The best of luck to C.C. Sabathia. While the Brewers have a legitimate shot of making the playoffs for the first time since 1982, the Indians will be rebuilding. Will 2016 be the year that Cleveland wins its first championship since 1964? Or will we be privy to watching YouTube videos of LeBron James asking Danny Ferry how his a$% tastes?
We only knew it would be a matter of time.
C.C. Sabathia's tenure in Cleveland is over. After he and Danys Baez became the talk of the minor leagues, C.C. quickly became the ace of the pitching staff. As much as he racked up his share of wins, innings, and strikeouts, he also consumed his share of Dunkin Donuts and Courvoisier. Nonetheless, Sabathia was the lone spark in the rebuilding Cleveland Indians during the Dolan-Shapiro regime. In 2007, C.C. went 19-7 with a 3.21 ERA, winning the Cy Young Award and helping the Tribe win their first Central Division title since 2001.
All of that is a memory. A distant one, if that.
Going in to the 2008 baseball season, hopes were high for a few Major League teams, the Indians included. The one difference, however, was offseason acquisitions.
The Cleveland Indians were expected to go far. Well, not by me, nor my fellow FDH colleague, Rick Morris. Both of us said that if this season turned out to be a bust, you must part ways with C.C. Don't just let him go via free agency. But if you're going to trade him, at least get SOMETHING out of the deal.
On July 6th, 2008, the Cleveland Indians sent C.C. Sabathia to the Milwaukee Brewers in exchange for Double-A OF Matt LaPorta and two prospects yet to be named.
This deal sounds eerily familiar.
Oh, that's right. We travel back to 2002. Bartolo Colon was sent to the Montreal Expos for IF/Stiff Lee Stevens, and three prospects named Brandon Phillips, Cliff Lee, and Grady Sizemore.
Out of all the lies and deceit I've heard from the Indians' organization, this Colon trade still grates on me. First of all, Bartolo Colon was the only ray of sunshine this team had back then and he was traded away. Secondly, I'm STILL hearing about this trade to this day, mainly by fans.
"Well, y'know, if we didn't get rid of Colon, we wouldn't have gotten Grady."
It's rather pathetic that the only instance of competence at the executive level occurred six years ago. And the only reason that deal happened in the first place was because the new regime was cleaning house.
I compare the Dolan-Shapiro dictatorship to that of Clear Channel Communications. As soon as Clear Channel took over the Jacor stations, the monarchy developed. Soon, the programming that was local and entertaining was cut in favor of syndication and voice tracking. Many talented jocks lost their jobs. Why, you may ask? Just to save a few bucks.
Remember when the Indians had Manny Ramirez? Jim Thome? Bartolo Colon? A healthy Juan Gonzalez? Omar Vizquel? How about C.C. Sabathia? What drove these talented players out of Cleveland? The all-mighty dollar.
And don't even get me started on the Curt Schilling fiasco of 1997, and all the other players who refused to come to Cleveland.
The best of luck to C.C. Sabathia. While the Brewers have a legitimate shot of making the playoffs for the first time since 1982, the Indians will be rebuilding. Will 2016 be the year that Cleveland wins its first championship since 1964? Or will we be privy to watching YouTube videos of LeBron James asking Danny Ferry how his a$% tastes?
Sunday, July 6, 2008
World exclusive! Obama's running mate announcement
By Rick Morris
We beat everyone to the punch on this one! I didn't even know this guy was eligible to run, but I guess he is. Click here for the announcement of Barack Obama's running mate.
We beat everyone to the punch on this one! I didn't even know this guy was eligible to run, but I guess he is. Click here for the announcement of Barack Obama's running mate.
FDH Lounge Show #32: July 6, 2008
By Rick Morris
Tonight's 32nd edition of THE FDH LOUNGE is another special episode dedicated in its entirety to one simple yet goofy concept: debating the pulchritude of various female celebrities, with tonight being dedicated to the so-called Cougars. The format comes in the form of a competitive game as The Dignitaries of the Lounge seek to earn the respect of their peers by compiling teams of beguiling older women -- details at The FDH Lounge forum. The two previous editions of this show are some of the highest-rated in the history of our tenure on SportsTalkNetwork.com, so tune in tonight from 8-11 PM EDT on STN to be entertained along with us!
Tonight's 32nd edition of THE FDH LOUNGE is another special episode dedicated in its entirety to one simple yet goofy concept: debating the pulchritude of various female celebrities, with tonight being dedicated to the so-called Cougars. The format comes in the form of a competitive game as The Dignitaries of the Lounge seek to earn the respect of their peers by compiling teams of beguiling older women -- details at The FDH Lounge forum. The two previous editions of this show are some of the highest-rated in the history of our tenure on SportsTalkNetwork.com, so tune in tonight from 8-11 PM EDT on STN to be entertained along with us!
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Uptown Girl -- revised lyrics
By Rick Morris
Uptown Girl
Hubby's living in a filthy porn world
I bet she never had a closet perv guy
I bet her momma never told her why
He's gonna try for an Uptown Girl
She's been living in her non-porn world
But now she found herself a fetishist man
Wait until the details hit the fan
Of what he did on the LAN ...
Because she knows what she wants
From her man
It's not to go out
And jump a teen's can
She'll see he's not so great
He's gonna date
A younger downtown girl
You know he took her in his filthy porn world
She's getting tired of using wifey's toys
They're what he had her use down on his boys
She had no choice
Uptown Girl
You know she could afford to buy his porn world
And maybe someday when the truth comes out
She'll learn she was and that will make her shout
She'll kill that lout
And as she's learning
The depth of his sins
She starts a-yearning
To slice those nards with pins
She'll say he's not so tough
Just because
He's in love
With a downtown girl
Who's been living in her high school world
As long as anyone in high school can
And now she's looking for a wealthy man
That's what he am
Uptown Girl
Now a whoopass girl
Uptown Girl
Now a whoopass girl
Uptown Girl
Hubby's living in a filthy porn world
I bet she never had a closet perv guy
I bet her momma never told her why
He's gonna try for an Uptown Girl
She's been living in her non-porn world
But now she found herself a fetishist man
Wait until the details hit the fan
Of what he did on the LAN ...
Because she knows what she wants
From her man
It's not to go out
And jump a teen's can
She'll see he's not so great
He's gonna date
A younger downtown girl
You know he took her in his filthy porn world
She's getting tired of using wifey's toys
They're what he had her use down on his boys
She had no choice
Uptown Girl
You know she could afford to buy his porn world
And maybe someday when the truth comes out
She'll learn she was and that will make her shout
She'll kill that lout
And as she's learning
The depth of his sins
She starts a-yearning
To slice those nards with pins
She'll say he's not so tough
Just because
He's in love
With a downtown girl
Who's been living in her high school world
As long as anyone in high school can
And now she's looking for a wealthy man
That's what he am
Uptown Girl
Now a whoopass girl
Uptown Girl
Now a whoopass girl
The truth about Lebron leaving Cleveland
By Rick Morris
Fact (as Dwight Schrute might say): People are way too invested in idiotic, overly-emotional scenarios regarding Lebron James. That has been chronicled in this space previously. Where his career, his various activities and his future are concerned, people don't feel a need to evaluate them logically. Inane, half-cocked theories about this athlete, exaggerating his personal and professional good and bad points, have surrounded him since he first became a national figure during his junior year of high school in 2002.
But the uneducated spew about LBJ's future has reached new heights in the last week as the so-called "king" (I'm a fan, but I refuse to call him "King James") himself fanned speculation about his future by playing footsie with the Big Apple on a recent trip to New York. Not realizing that they were being played for fools as Lebron yanked their chain, the predictable bottom-feeders in the media, sports talk radio and fandom alike wallowed in the possibilities of #23 blowing that popcorn stand in C-Town for the bright lights of the city that never sleeps. Now, who am I to question the likes of the "legendary" Peter Vecsey and his notorious one side of the story? Regardless, I'm going to break it down for you as we always do at FDH, logically and with attention to all of the relevant elements of the story.
I'm not going to revisit every reason Lebron's rumored to be leaving town, because I'd have to copy-paste from half of the Internet to discuss that side of the story in detail. In short, it's completely played out and I have full confidence that any of you reading this are familiar with those arguments. Allow me to present the shorthand:
* Nike will allegedly pay him much, much more money to play in a big market.
* Who wouldn't want to be living during the season in a city that doesn't have tumbleweeds blowing through downtown at 8 PM?
* He and Nets minority owner Jay-Z are "boyz."
* He said how much he loves playing in Madison Square Garden.
* New York and (future Nets home) Brooklyn in particular are among his favorite areas on earth.
* Allegedly, one cannot achieve his goal of becoming a global icon unless one plays in a major market.
* Enough know-it-alls in the national media (like Scott Van Pelt) have proclaimed Lebron's departure a done deal.
The other side of the story has been presented recently from two educated vantage points. First, the great Cleveland sports site Waiting for Next Year summed up some excellent angles either ignored or deemed irrelevant by those who think they know the whole story:
* The Cavs can pay him more than any other team. A LOT MORE!!!
* The Cavs have more roster flexibility than anyone else for a 2010-2011 team with Lebron.
* The Nets and Knicks are much more unproven as top-level teams right now (to be quite kind) relative to the Cavs.
Read the whole story; they covered it quite thoroughly.
Also, our Senior Editor Jason Jones weighed in on the subject this past week and noted the following:
* The Knicks have too many horrible, unmovable contracts to be a player in 2010. If they were really serious, they'd have hired Donnie Walsh at least two years ago.
* Lebron becomes the "Legend of all Legends" in sports if he can bring a title to the Land of the Impossible. Don't think for a moment that the ego ramifications of this are not readily apparent to LBJ.
* Jay-Z is just one of many Lebron friends -- should we start a stupid, unfounded rumor about each associate of his?
* Lebron would still be a big fish in New York, but one of many in a ginormous ocean. Again, don't think that he won't take that into consideration.
Read Jason's entire piece to soak up all his arguments, including his interesting concession that the Nets may become better than people think faster than they think.
I have two additional arguments of my own for the "Lebron is Cleveland's to lose" side of the ledger:
1. The ultimate, Trump-like dream home he just built for himself in the greater Akron area. Did he construct that monstrosity only to settle for living in it three months a year? I think not.
2. Lebron can talk all he wants about how he's from the "330" (Akron area) as opposed to the "440" (Cleveland suburbs) or the "216" (Cleveland and some suburbs) -- but he's too marketing-savvy not to know that the national media doesn't make that distinction. He can swear off the "hometown boy" label all he wants, but that's exactly how he's seen from coast-to-coast. There is a corresponding price to be paid in terms of his image if he's seen as walking away from what is PERCEIVED as his hometown, fairly or unfairly. I can promise you that Lebron is smart enough to factor this element into his decision.
Having said that, you'll notice that I phrased my point of view as "Lebron is Cleveland's to lose" as opposed to "Lebron is staying." I frankly do not think that we are anywhere close to seeing how this matter will definitely climax. Taking into account all of the arguments on both sides that were presented above, I believe strongly that the available evidence points to Lebron staying in Cleveland IF CIRCUMSTANCES WARRANT SUCH A MOVE. Therein lies the rub. While owner Dan Gilbert is at least not a cheapo like Gordo Gund was, it remains to be seen if his megabucks have purchased a braintrust fine enough not to kill the golden goose. Danny Ferry has a history of blowing first-round draft picks (2006 and 2008) and his overall personnel moves have been mediocre at best. Mike Brown is a great defensive coach, but he's also somebody who couldn't offensively scheme his way out of a paper bag and nobody in this organization seems inclined to force him to hire a coach who has expertise on that side of the ball.
In short, I'm going to give you the absolute bottom line for July 1, 2010: if the Cavs pull their heads out of their dark crevices by that time and manage to actually surround him with talent that he can carry to a title, he will stay. If they don't, he will leave. Anything that the Knicks, Nets or anyone else does is completely irrelevant except for the purposes of positioning themselves once he would decide to leave town. All of the power lies with the Cleveland Cavaliers organization -- period.
Fact (as Dwight Schrute might say): People are way too invested in idiotic, overly-emotional scenarios regarding Lebron James. That has been chronicled in this space previously. Where his career, his various activities and his future are concerned, people don't feel a need to evaluate them logically. Inane, half-cocked theories about this athlete, exaggerating his personal and professional good and bad points, have surrounded him since he first became a national figure during his junior year of high school in 2002.
But the uneducated spew about LBJ's future has reached new heights in the last week as the so-called "king" (I'm a fan, but I refuse to call him "King James") himself fanned speculation about his future by playing footsie with the Big Apple on a recent trip to New York. Not realizing that they were being played for fools as Lebron yanked their chain, the predictable bottom-feeders in the media, sports talk radio and fandom alike wallowed in the possibilities of #23 blowing that popcorn stand in C-Town for the bright lights of the city that never sleeps. Now, who am I to question the likes of the "legendary" Peter Vecsey and his notorious one side of the story? Regardless, I'm going to break it down for you as we always do at FDH, logically and with attention to all of the relevant elements of the story.
I'm not going to revisit every reason Lebron's rumored to be leaving town, because I'd have to copy-paste from half of the Internet to discuss that side of the story in detail. In short, it's completely played out and I have full confidence that any of you reading this are familiar with those arguments. Allow me to present the shorthand:
* Nike will allegedly pay him much, much more money to play in a big market.
* Who wouldn't want to be living during the season in a city that doesn't have tumbleweeds blowing through downtown at 8 PM?
* He and Nets minority owner Jay-Z are "boyz."
* He said how much he loves playing in Madison Square Garden.
* New York and (future Nets home) Brooklyn in particular are among his favorite areas on earth.
* Allegedly, one cannot achieve his goal of becoming a global icon unless one plays in a major market.
* Enough know-it-alls in the national media (like Scott Van Pelt) have proclaimed Lebron's departure a done deal.
The other side of the story has been presented recently from two educated vantage points. First, the great Cleveland sports site Waiting for Next Year summed up some excellent angles either ignored or deemed irrelevant by those who think they know the whole story:
* The Cavs can pay him more than any other team. A LOT MORE!!!
* The Cavs have more roster flexibility than anyone else for a 2010-2011 team with Lebron.
* The Nets and Knicks are much more unproven as top-level teams right now (to be quite kind) relative to the Cavs.
Read the whole story; they covered it quite thoroughly.
Also, our Senior Editor Jason Jones weighed in on the subject this past week and noted the following:
* The Knicks have too many horrible, unmovable contracts to be a player in 2010. If they were really serious, they'd have hired Donnie Walsh at least two years ago.
* Lebron becomes the "Legend of all Legends" in sports if he can bring a title to the Land of the Impossible. Don't think for a moment that the ego ramifications of this are not readily apparent to LBJ.
* Jay-Z is just one of many Lebron friends -- should we start a stupid, unfounded rumor about each associate of his?
* Lebron would still be a big fish in New York, but one of many in a ginormous ocean. Again, don't think that he won't take that into consideration.
Read Jason's entire piece to soak up all his arguments, including his interesting concession that the Nets may become better than people think faster than they think.
I have two additional arguments of my own for the "Lebron is Cleveland's to lose" side of the ledger:
1. The ultimate, Trump-like dream home he just built for himself in the greater Akron area. Did he construct that monstrosity only to settle for living in it three months a year? I think not.
2. Lebron can talk all he wants about how he's from the "330" (Akron area) as opposed to the "440" (Cleveland suburbs) or the "216" (Cleveland and some suburbs) -- but he's too marketing-savvy not to know that the national media doesn't make that distinction. He can swear off the "hometown boy" label all he wants, but that's exactly how he's seen from coast-to-coast. There is a corresponding price to be paid in terms of his image if he's seen as walking away from what is PERCEIVED as his hometown, fairly or unfairly. I can promise you that Lebron is smart enough to factor this element into his decision.
Having said that, you'll notice that I phrased my point of view as "Lebron is Cleveland's to lose" as opposed to "Lebron is staying." I frankly do not think that we are anywhere close to seeing how this matter will definitely climax. Taking into account all of the arguments on both sides that were presented above, I believe strongly that the available evidence points to Lebron staying in Cleveland IF CIRCUMSTANCES WARRANT SUCH A MOVE. Therein lies the rub. While owner Dan Gilbert is at least not a cheapo like Gordo Gund was, it remains to be seen if his megabucks have purchased a braintrust fine enough not to kill the golden goose. Danny Ferry has a history of blowing first-round draft picks (2006 and 2008) and his overall personnel moves have been mediocre at best. Mike Brown is a great defensive coach, but he's also somebody who couldn't offensively scheme his way out of a paper bag and nobody in this organization seems inclined to force him to hire a coach who has expertise on that side of the ball.
In short, I'm going to give you the absolute bottom line for July 1, 2010: if the Cavs pull their heads out of their dark crevices by that time and manage to actually surround him with talent that he can carry to a title, he will stay. If they don't, he will leave. Anything that the Knicks, Nets or anyone else does is completely irrelevant except for the purposes of positioning themselves once he would decide to leave town. All of the power lies with the Cleveland Cavaliers organization -- period.
Friday, July 4, 2008
Happy Independence Day
By Rick Morris
From the FDH family to yours -- we wish you all a very happy Independence Day.
The pall that has been cast over recent Fourth of July celebrations by a protracted war in Iraq is exacerbated this year by an economic slump that has hit so many so hard in this country. It is anything but the best of times in America. However, the inspirational history of this country takes a back seat to no other land, so hopefully the spirit of excellence that has always moved us can help get us through the tough days still to come. And it's undeniably true on balance and worth remembering that for most people, living in America with everything we are given an opportunity to pursue beats experiencing the circumstances of other countries hands down.
To help you smile your way through this Fourth, here's some special friends to perform one of our country's signature tunes.
From the FDH family to yours -- we wish you all a very happy Independence Day.
The pall that has been cast over recent Fourth of July celebrations by a protracted war in Iraq is exacerbated this year by an economic slump that has hit so many so hard in this country. It is anything but the best of times in America. However, the inspirational history of this country takes a back seat to no other land, so hopefully the spirit of excellence that has always moved us can help get us through the tough days still to come. And it's undeniably true on balance and worth remembering that for most people, living in America with everything we are given an opportunity to pursue beats experiencing the circumstances of other countries hands down.
To help you smile your way through this Fourth, here's some special friends to perform one of our country's signature tunes.
Jesse Helms and the 4th of July
By Rick Morris
The man known as "Senator No" for his opposition to many of the initiatives of the post-Constitutional era of government passed on today. I find the occasion of this quite fitting and I think he would have, too.
Inevitably, when Jesse Helms would get mentioned in the media, race would be the topic that would generally be invoked. This is actually quite unsurprising. Although he himself graduated from the media, having been a fiery political commentator back in the day, he was despised by most in that profession and they knew that race was (in the parlance of boxing) his "glass jaw." Racially, he was a product of his generation and geography, and had a tendency back in the 1960s to make comments like saying that the initials for the University of North Carolina really stood for "University of Negroes and Communists." I won't defend that or any other comments he made that failed to display a proper understanding for the evils of Jim Crow, but I'd also argue that the full record of his public and private dealings with people of all races showed him to be somebody who actually did not hold bigoted views of any kind.
But unlike so many in our continually race-obsessed society, I didn't think of race when I thought of Jesse Helms -- I thought of the fact that he was the most steadfast member of Congress when it came to matters of national defense and security in the 1970s and 1980s, when so many were being seduced by the false gods of detente and glasnost. He didn't want to co-exist for the long term with the Soviet Empire that imprisoned hundreds of millions and aspired to conquer us; he aspired to defeat them as we did and to set those people free. He was detested by Stockholm Syndrome diplomats and anti-American jerks at the United Nations and I admired him greatly for his enemies.
He also warned of the dangers of the declining morality in our society and I certainly think that anyone would be greatly challenged to find any metrics whatsoever that place our society on a higher plane in terms of family values than it was prior to the 1960s. Additionally, he served as a watchdog in terms of government spending. I referred above to this post-Constitutional era of government that we are a part of now. Ever since the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution was thrown aside unofficially but with great force and vigor several decades ago, there has been an anything-goes ethos in terms of what gets funded by Uncle Sam. Senator Helms stated repeatedly that we would bankrupt ourselves if we showed no regard for Constitutional limits and indeed, the economic hard times we now find ourselves mired in have their roots in the exploding federal debt and the fact that our currency is worthless from running the printing press overtime to pay for everything.
Senator Helms was in great physical pain in recent years, a reminder of what awaits all of us in our elderly years. Although I am saddened at his passing, I am glad that his suffering is over and I think it fitting that he was called home on Independence Day. My thoughts and prayers are with him and his family. RIP "Senator No."
The man known as "Senator No" for his opposition to many of the initiatives of the post-Constitutional era of government passed on today. I find the occasion of this quite fitting and I think he would have, too.
Inevitably, when Jesse Helms would get mentioned in the media, race would be the topic that would generally be invoked. This is actually quite unsurprising. Although he himself graduated from the media, having been a fiery political commentator back in the day, he was despised by most in that profession and they knew that race was (in the parlance of boxing) his "glass jaw." Racially, he was a product of his generation and geography, and had a tendency back in the 1960s to make comments like saying that the initials for the University of North Carolina really stood for "University of Negroes and Communists." I won't defend that or any other comments he made that failed to display a proper understanding for the evils of Jim Crow, but I'd also argue that the full record of his public and private dealings with people of all races showed him to be somebody who actually did not hold bigoted views of any kind.
But unlike so many in our continually race-obsessed society, I didn't think of race when I thought of Jesse Helms -- I thought of the fact that he was the most steadfast member of Congress when it came to matters of national defense and security in the 1970s and 1980s, when so many were being seduced by the false gods of detente and glasnost. He didn't want to co-exist for the long term with the Soviet Empire that imprisoned hundreds of millions and aspired to conquer us; he aspired to defeat them as we did and to set those people free. He was detested by Stockholm Syndrome diplomats and anti-American jerks at the United Nations and I admired him greatly for his enemies.
He also warned of the dangers of the declining morality in our society and I certainly think that anyone would be greatly challenged to find any metrics whatsoever that place our society on a higher plane in terms of family values than it was prior to the 1960s. Additionally, he served as a watchdog in terms of government spending. I referred above to this post-Constitutional era of government that we are a part of now. Ever since the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution was thrown aside unofficially but with great force and vigor several decades ago, there has been an anything-goes ethos in terms of what gets funded by Uncle Sam. Senator Helms stated repeatedly that we would bankrupt ourselves if we showed no regard for Constitutional limits and indeed, the economic hard times we now find ourselves mired in have their roots in the exploding federal debt and the fact that our currency is worthless from running the printing press overtime to pay for everything.
Senator Helms was in great physical pain in recent years, a reminder of what awaits all of us in our elderly years. Although I am saddened at his passing, I am glad that his suffering is over and I think it fitting that he was called home on Independence Day. My thoughts and prayers are with him and his family. RIP "Senator No."
Kobayashi how my a$% taste?
By Rick Morris
How do you find room for five more hot dogs after you've downed 59 in 12 minutes? That's a question the rest of us will ponder with horror, but Joey Chestnut managed to get the job done just a fraction of a soggy frankfurter ahead of Japanese legend Kobayashi in order to keep the vaunted yellow belt in American possession on the Fourth of July at Coney Island.
Congratulations to the both of the premier, uh, competitive eaters of their generation and big ups to Chestnut for representing for the red, white and blue on our country's birthday. Just think: Joey Chestnut has done something Phil Mickelson never has: go back-to-back at a major!
How do you find room for five more hot dogs after you've downed 59 in 12 minutes? That's a question the rest of us will ponder with horror, but Joey Chestnut managed to get the job done just a fraction of a soggy frankfurter ahead of Japanese legend Kobayashi in order to keep the vaunted yellow belt in American possession on the Fourth of July at Coney Island.
Congratulations to the both of the premier, uh, competitive eaters of their generation and big ups to Chestnut for representing for the red, white and blue on our country's birthday. Just think: Joey Chestnut has done something Phil Mickelson never has: go back-to-back at a major!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
FDH Insider/Goon Squad July 2
By Rick Morris
It will be another outstanding FDH Wednesday night when THE FANTASYDRAFTHELP.COM INSIDER (7-9 PM EDT) and THE GOON SQUAD (9-10 PM EDT) burst out onto your Internet TV screens on SportsTalkNetwork.com.
On The Insider, per good friend of ours Jake Digman, the right-hand man over at NAAFS, we will be pushing back to next week the unveiling of the latest NAAFS rankings -- which will precede our July 16 NAAFS mock draft, where we will form teams of MMA fighters and more importantly, show you in the general public how you may do the same! But tonight, first, we will examine the latest trends in terms of the players being added the most and dropped the most in fantasy baseball over at CBSSports.com. Later in Hour One, we start breaking down position rankings in football: tonight, we examine the different tiers of value at QB. In Hour Two, our NBA Draft recap ensues, complete with a look at the early free agency period. Additionally, be sure to check out our free Hoops Draftology guide for a look at the players who are coming in to help change the face of the league.
Speaking of free agency, that's where we start THE GOON SQUAD, as we break down the signing frenzy that took place as it does every year on July 1. Scott Burnside at ESPN.com has an excellent list of winners and losers from Day I -- albeit, it only includes teams that signed away free agents from other teams, not the teams that signed their own free agents. We will hit everything of note in the transactions tonight. Also: the Columbus Blue Jackets and Los Angeles Kings are about to lose up to $2.5 million in revenue-sharing money from the league due to the inability to hit certain league-mandated targets for team progress. Shockingly, after the bloodbath of the last CBA, the steadily-rising salary cap and corresponding salary floor indicates that the NHL is moving back to a "haves" and "have-nots" world. Can the league really sustain 30 teams if the weaker sisters just can't compete even with unprecedented cost containment? To close the show, we'll go through the NHL Awards Show and let you know where we agreed and disagreed with the prizes that were awarded.
Join us tonight on STN for yet another wild ride all across the sports landscape!
It will be another outstanding FDH Wednesday night when THE FANTASYDRAFTHELP.COM INSIDER (7-9 PM EDT) and THE GOON SQUAD (9-10 PM EDT) burst out onto your Internet TV screens on SportsTalkNetwork.com.
On The Insider, per good friend of ours Jake Digman, the right-hand man over at NAAFS, we will be pushing back to next week the unveiling of the latest NAAFS rankings -- which will precede our July 16 NAAFS mock draft, where we will form teams of MMA fighters and more importantly, show you in the general public how you may do the same! But tonight, first, we will examine the latest trends in terms of the players being added the most and dropped the most in fantasy baseball over at CBSSports.com. Later in Hour One, we start breaking down position rankings in football: tonight, we examine the different tiers of value at QB. In Hour Two, our NBA Draft recap ensues, complete with a look at the early free agency period. Additionally, be sure to check out our free Hoops Draftology guide for a look at the players who are coming in to help change the face of the league.
Speaking of free agency, that's where we start THE GOON SQUAD, as we break down the signing frenzy that took place as it does every year on July 1. Scott Burnside at ESPN.com has an excellent list of winners and losers from Day I -- albeit, it only includes teams that signed away free agents from other teams, not the teams that signed their own free agents. We will hit everything of note in the transactions tonight. Also: the Columbus Blue Jackets and Los Angeles Kings are about to lose up to $2.5 million in revenue-sharing money from the league due to the inability to hit certain league-mandated targets for team progress. Shockingly, after the bloodbath of the last CBA, the steadily-rising salary cap and corresponding salary floor indicates that the NHL is moving back to a "haves" and "have-nots" world. Can the league really sustain 30 teams if the weaker sisters just can't compete even with unprecedented cost containment? To close the show, we'll go through the NHL Awards Show and let you know where we agreed and disagreed with the prizes that were awarded.
Join us tonight on STN for yet another wild ride all across the sports landscape!
Lebron rumors lack common sense
by Jason Jones
Wow! I don't think that anyone would deny that the Cavaliers minus Lebron would be comparable to the 2007 Miami Heat. I have been, since the beginning of this nonsense, steadfast about Lebron not leaving Cleveland for the Nets, Knicks, or any other team.
Knicks-Gallinari may develope into a nice player. Eddy Curry is a joke. David Lee is not an NBA-worthy starter, but a nice piece. Marbury, Crawford, Nate, Collins and so on are a relatively unimpressive collection of guards. The Knicks are a good 5-10 years away from exhausting bad contracts and attracting quality players. THE KNICKS ARE NOT AN OPTION.
Nets-This one pains me to say...Devin Harris is a pretty decent young PG. Vince Carter is Vince Carter. Yi Jianlian, like Gallinari, could become a solid player. Nenad Krstic is good for what he is. Brook Lopez, and this may be a stretch, is probably a top 5 center in the East today. Marcus Williams is a very good backup with starting potential. CDR is a lovely fit for NJ. Bobby Simmons is no starter, but a very serviceable backup. Josh Boone is consistent. Sean Williams and Stromile Swift have not reached their potential but are still good players. That is 11 players that cannot be confused for garbage...unlike the Knicks.
The Nets are going to be good before 2010. They may not have one player who will make an All-Star team, but they are nice on paper. Question is, would you rather have one or two superstars or have a team that goes 11 deep of quality talent. We'll see how it pans out. I have a hunch that the New Jersey Nets are going to be a lower-to-middle playoff team in the East sooner than later. As much as I quiver to say it, by the time 2010 rolls around, the Nets could be a very attractive team for a number of elite players...including Lebron James. I just hope to maintain the belief that Lebron is not that guy. As for the initial question: disregarding whatever the Knicks and Nets become in the next 2 years...
1. Lebron is extremely interested in legacy. If he wants to be mentioned in the same breath with Jordan and the other best of the best, he will have to win in Cleveland. What were the Bulls before Jordan...the Cavaliers. It's all of that local hyperbole. "One of Ohio's own ascends from meager beginnings to become the state's best player of all-time and matriculates his talents to the NBA, where he leads the hometown Cavaliers to a level its fans could only dream about before his arrival" and on and on.
2. He's not stupid enough to base his future on playing for his friend. I am tired of hearing about how when the time comes, Lebron will jump ship for the opportunity to play for Jay-Z. Give me a break. Lebron and Hov can hang out as much as they want in their free time, they both have the money.
3. Compare his career(s) after he retires. If he goes to the Nets and wins a title or more, he will be on the cover of the Nets' Championship SI magazine and will be considered the best player acquisition in the team's history. If he wins a title or more in Cleveland, HE WILL BE A GAWD...officially. A Rocky-esque statue, a local holiday, part owner, potential political career or add any absurd extras you'd like. The fans want to be considered winners so bad that the people would voluntarily cloud their judgment if it meant Lebron stuck around.
4. Lebron will get his. All of the other accolades that would contribute to his legacy or career achievements can be and should be attained in Cleveland. Doesn't matter where he plays, he will win MVP's, go to All-Star games, win titles, etc. No one fills the box score like Lebron. No one contributes to the overall team than Lebron. No one impacts the league like Lebron.
5. He can make more money in NY. Bull$h!t. In Cleveland, he gets endorsements, max contracts, etc. What more would he get in NY that he can't get in Cle. Toss this around...In Cleveland, Lebron is probably second to the entire Cleveland Browns team as far as the hierarchy of the public's dispersement of their entertainment dollar. Where would he rank in NY? Ahead of Broadway? No. Ahead of Times Square? No. When you break it down, Lebron plays basketball. Even though he is an icon, he still is not even in the top 10 of the most important entertainment venues in New York. He would just be one more attraction to potentially check out while in NY. In Cleveland, especially after winning a title, HE IS THE ATTRACTION. Be a man among many men in the largest city in the country or be THE man and the most iconic and most influential person in the city and possibly in the state, while be loved and adored UNCONDITIONALLY.
Say what you want, it just doesn't make sense to go to NY. With that being said, much more illogical things have transpired against this city's sport realm.
Wow! I don't think that anyone would deny that the Cavaliers minus Lebron would be comparable to the 2007 Miami Heat. I have been, since the beginning of this nonsense, steadfast about Lebron not leaving Cleveland for the Nets, Knicks, or any other team.
Knicks-Gallinari may develope into a nice player. Eddy Curry is a joke. David Lee is not an NBA-worthy starter, but a nice piece. Marbury, Crawford, Nate, Collins and so on are a relatively unimpressive collection of guards. The Knicks are a good 5-10 years away from exhausting bad contracts and attracting quality players. THE KNICKS ARE NOT AN OPTION.
Nets-This one pains me to say...Devin Harris is a pretty decent young PG. Vince Carter is Vince Carter. Yi Jianlian, like Gallinari, could become a solid player. Nenad Krstic is good for what he is. Brook Lopez, and this may be a stretch, is probably a top 5 center in the East today. Marcus Williams is a very good backup with starting potential. CDR is a lovely fit for NJ. Bobby Simmons is no starter, but a very serviceable backup. Josh Boone is consistent. Sean Williams and Stromile Swift have not reached their potential but are still good players. That is 11 players that cannot be confused for garbage...unlike the Knicks.
The Nets are going to be good before 2010. They may not have one player who will make an All-Star team, but they are nice on paper. Question is, would you rather have one or two superstars or have a team that goes 11 deep of quality talent. We'll see how it pans out. I have a hunch that the New Jersey Nets are going to be a lower-to-middle playoff team in the East sooner than later. As much as I quiver to say it, by the time 2010 rolls around, the Nets could be a very attractive team for a number of elite players...including Lebron James. I just hope to maintain the belief that Lebron is not that guy. As for the initial question: disregarding whatever the Knicks and Nets become in the next 2 years...
1. Lebron is extremely interested in legacy. If he wants to be mentioned in the same breath with Jordan and the other best of the best, he will have to win in Cleveland. What were the Bulls before Jordan...the Cavaliers. It's all of that local hyperbole. "One of Ohio's own ascends from meager beginnings to become the state's best player of all-time and matriculates his talents to the NBA, where he leads the hometown Cavaliers to a level its fans could only dream about before his arrival" and on and on.
2. He's not stupid enough to base his future on playing for his friend. I am tired of hearing about how when the time comes, Lebron will jump ship for the opportunity to play for Jay-Z. Give me a break. Lebron and Hov can hang out as much as they want in their free time, they both have the money.
3. Compare his career(s) after he retires. If he goes to the Nets and wins a title or more, he will be on the cover of the Nets' Championship SI magazine and will be considered the best player acquisition in the team's history. If he wins a title or more in Cleveland, HE WILL BE A GAWD...officially. A Rocky-esque statue, a local holiday, part owner, potential political career or add any absurd extras you'd like. The fans want to be considered winners so bad that the people would voluntarily cloud their judgment if it meant Lebron stuck around.
4. Lebron will get his. All of the other accolades that would contribute to his legacy or career achievements can be and should be attained in Cleveland. Doesn't matter where he plays, he will win MVP's, go to All-Star games, win titles, etc. No one fills the box score like Lebron. No one contributes to the overall team than Lebron. No one impacts the league like Lebron.
5. He can make more money in NY. Bull$h!t. In Cleveland, he gets endorsements, max contracts, etc. What more would he get in NY that he can't get in Cle. Toss this around...In Cleveland, Lebron is probably second to the entire Cleveland Browns team as far as the hierarchy of the public's dispersement of their entertainment dollar. Where would he rank in NY? Ahead of Broadway? No. Ahead of Times Square? No. When you break it down, Lebron plays basketball. Even though he is an icon, he still is not even in the top 10 of the most important entertainment venues in New York. He would just be one more attraction to potentially check out while in NY. In Cleveland, especially after winning a title, HE IS THE ATTRACTION. Be a man among many men in the largest city in the country or be THE man and the most iconic and most influential person in the city and possibly in the state, while be loved and adored UNCONDITIONALLY.
Say what you want, it just doesn't make sense to go to NY. With that being said, much more illogical things have transpired against this city's sport realm.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Same site, tweaked branding
By Rick Morris
As our more observant readers might have gleaned, we've changed the name here on the site to THE FDH LOUNGE MULTIMEDIA MAGAZINE and all links on FantasyDrafthelp.com now reflect this identity. It's not really a sudden move, although the decision was fairly recent. The origins of our thought process can probably be seen as far back as February 10, when I posted a column talking about how we saw the evolution of the site at that time.
The most important part of that column as it relates to this rebranding was when I referred to the fact that, due to the technology available these days, blogs had outpaced the two-dimensional views that most people had of them. In my capacity as our Managing Partner, I said at that time that I saw this site as a full-fledged electronic magazine and that reality has only grown over time.
At the same time, I wish to point out that this change in our identity would not be possible without the state-of-the-art services provided by Blogger. It's because you can do so many things with this service these days that I think we ironically have moved past the label of "blog" -- again, in the sense of how most people view the capabilities of blogs.
However, in the technical sense of the word, we are still a blog and I am not ashamed of that title. In my capacity as a host and producer working with SportsTalkNetwork.com, I've been booking bloggers as show guests since my awareness of the blogosphere bloomed almost exactly five years ago. I've long been on the record as saying how much respect good bloggers deserve (bad bloggers are like bad performers in any line of work) and I'll never change that opinion. But with regular medium-form and long-form columns here, as well as pictures, videos, news feeds and so many great tricked-out features, again, I think we have to use the term "multimedia magazine" to get the full scope across to people.
I look very much forward to demonstrating to all of you our continuing evolution, from adding even more new voices to our awesome stable of columnists, to bringing our manic form of liveblogging to new and different events to dabbling with videoblogging to going into other areas that can only be dreamed of right now. On the verge of our 500th post here and, in a few short weeks, the one-year anniversary of this unique, all-topics corner of the Internet, I can honestly say that the best from us is yet to come.
As our more observant readers might have gleaned, we've changed the name here on the site to THE FDH LOUNGE MULTIMEDIA MAGAZINE and all links on FantasyDrafthelp.com now reflect this identity. It's not really a sudden move, although the decision was fairly recent. The origins of our thought process can probably be seen as far back as February 10, when I posted a column talking about how we saw the evolution of the site at that time.
The most important part of that column as it relates to this rebranding was when I referred to the fact that, due to the technology available these days, blogs had outpaced the two-dimensional views that most people had of them. In my capacity as our Managing Partner, I said at that time that I saw this site as a full-fledged electronic magazine and that reality has only grown over time.
At the same time, I wish to point out that this change in our identity would not be possible without the state-of-the-art services provided by Blogger. It's because you can do so many things with this service these days that I think we ironically have moved past the label of "blog" -- again, in the sense of how most people view the capabilities of blogs.
However, in the technical sense of the word, we are still a blog and I am not ashamed of that title. In my capacity as a host and producer working with SportsTalkNetwork.com, I've been booking bloggers as show guests since my awareness of the blogosphere bloomed almost exactly five years ago. I've long been on the record as saying how much respect good bloggers deserve (bad bloggers are like bad performers in any line of work) and I'll never change that opinion. But with regular medium-form and long-form columns here, as well as pictures, videos, news feeds and so many great tricked-out features, again, I think we have to use the term "multimedia magazine" to get the full scope across to people.
I look very much forward to demonstrating to all of you our continuing evolution, from adding even more new voices to our awesome stable of columnists, to bringing our manic form of liveblogging to new and different events to dabbling with videoblogging to going into other areas that can only be dreamed of right now. On the verge of our 500th post here and, in a few short weeks, the one-year anniversary of this unique, all-topics corner of the Internet, I can honestly say that the best from us is yet to come.
June and July Jane's Geopolitical Roundup
By Rick Morris
Jane's Information Group has some of the best intelligence in the world at its fingertips. On matters ranging from military to security to weaponry and beyond, the staff at Jane's provides top-notch information to its subscribers and probably runs rings around our frequently inept CIA much of the time.The site includes free excerpts of its material in many different categories. From time to time here at The FDH Lounge Multimedia Magazine, we will link directly to their outstanding material on many subjects and allow those of you who are very much concerned with geopolitics and the world around us to keep up on important matters. We generally update this on a monthly basis, but this installment covers everything updated since May 5.
In addition to the material below, we refer you to the January, February, March, April and May installments of this series.
Defense
NAO report questions UK's ability to meet future airlift requirement
Silencing the rockets: can the Israel/Hamas truce hold?
US Air Force losing patience on joint CAS approach
UK spending cuts force army aviation regiment to disband
US GAO calls for greater oversight of Pakistan military aid
Pakistan plans to cut troops from Waziristan border region
Finland renews its defensive shield and peers overseas
Driving design - military vehicle digitization
Blue-force tracking evolves for the modern battlefield
Repair delays leave Canada without operational subs
Public Safety
Airlines await C-MANPADS report
EU strives for clarity on liquids at airport security
Security
Middle ground - Lebanon plays buffer as Syria and Israel simmer
Kashmir's demilitarization debate
The militarization of Iran's politics
Israel and Hamas agree on Gaza ceasefire
Insurgent submersibles
Red storm rising - India's intractable Maoist insurgency
Turkish Speaker calls for Constitutional Court curbs
Mexico's Plan Merida in doubt
Peru's resurgent insurgents
UN tackles Somali piracy
Guinea attempts to appease protesting soldiers
FARC confirms death of leader
The way ahead for Moqtada al-Sadr
Zimbabwe's election waiting game
Law Enforcement
Forensic science firms to seek early validation on new products
Transport
Eurocontrol studies ATM impact of very light jets
Executive Overview: Airports, Equipment and Services
Mobilizing for new era of air travel
Training shortfall heads lessons learned from T5
Jane's Information Group has some of the best intelligence in the world at its fingertips. On matters ranging from military to security to weaponry and beyond, the staff at Jane's provides top-notch information to its subscribers and probably runs rings around our frequently inept CIA much of the time.The site includes free excerpts of its material in many different categories. From time to time here at The FDH Lounge Multimedia Magazine, we will link directly to their outstanding material on many subjects and allow those of you who are very much concerned with geopolitics and the world around us to keep up on important matters. We generally update this on a monthly basis, but this installment covers everything updated since May 5.
In addition to the material below, we refer you to the January, February, March, April and May installments of this series.
Defense
NAO report questions UK's ability to meet future airlift requirement
Silencing the rockets: can the Israel/Hamas truce hold?
US Air Force losing patience on joint CAS approach
UK spending cuts force army aviation regiment to disband
US GAO calls for greater oversight of Pakistan military aid
Pakistan plans to cut troops from Waziristan border region
Finland renews its defensive shield and peers overseas
Driving design - military vehicle digitization
Blue-force tracking evolves for the modern battlefield
Repair delays leave Canada without operational subs
Public Safety
Airlines await C-MANPADS report
EU strives for clarity on liquids at airport security
Security
Middle ground - Lebanon plays buffer as Syria and Israel simmer
Kashmir's demilitarization debate
The militarization of Iran's politics
Israel and Hamas agree on Gaza ceasefire
Insurgent submersibles
Red storm rising - India's intractable Maoist insurgency
Turkish Speaker calls for Constitutional Court curbs
Mexico's Plan Merida in doubt
Peru's resurgent insurgents
UN tackles Somali piracy
Guinea attempts to appease protesting soldiers
FARC confirms death of leader
The way ahead for Moqtada al-Sadr
Zimbabwe's election waiting game
Law Enforcement
Forensic science firms to seek early validation on new products
Transport
Eurocontrol studies ATM impact of very light jets
Executive Overview: Airports, Equipment and Services
Mobilizing for new era of air travel
Training shortfall heads lessons learned from T5
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