Don't stand so close to me, hooker lady!

By Rick Morris

Apparently looking for a bit more companionship than his reunited Police bandmates can give him, Sting was spotted leaving a brothel in Hamburg, Germany (being the classy gentleman I am, I'll leave aside the easy joke about going to Hamburg to get something done with his hot dog). He might just be the "King of Pain" when his old lady hears about this!