Man-Hating for fun and profit

By Rick Morris

For those who like to follow the Lefter-Than-Mao antics of Ohio's First Couple of the Proletariat, U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown and his bride, perennially shrieking Cleveland Plain Dealer columnist Connie Schultz, this week was a doozy.

Her typically hysterical column this week featured the fact that some hotel gift shops are selling a "Hillary Clinton nutcracker" with metal spikes between her thighs. It was hilarious in usual Connie fashion, which is to say it was completely unintentional on her part. While I am a big critic of many Dubya policies, I must say that I await with baited breath Connie's denunciation of novelty items such as a "FUGWB" bumper sticker. Or maybe I shouldn't hold my breath after all, given the nature of the Brown-Schultz family, which seems to regard the blood of unborn babies as a sacrament, Fidel Castro as the foremost religious icon of our time and the razor as part of a ginormous patriarchal plot against wimmins everywhere.