Obamunist? Obamunism?

By Rick Morris

Apparently Stevie Wonder is feeling a bit challenged when it comes to penning lyrics for his favorite presidential candidate, as you will see below. I understand his conundrum, as people aren't voting for him for specific policy reasons, but for the fact that they mistakenly believe they are casting a preference for the Messiah himself. Nonetheless, just to show what a nice guy I am, I offer Mr. Wonder FREE use of the two words in my headline (well, I'm hoping someone around him will consent to read him those words, anyway) if he'd like to use them in subsequent Obama campaign songs. The first word rhymes with Obama's political views ...

Vikes want Kelly Holcomb: No, really!

By Rick Morris

For Minnesota Vikings fans not yet convinced how dire their quarterback situation really is, this transaction should make that fact plain. Kelly Holcomb, who reads NFL defenses about as well as Stevie Wonder, was acquired from Philadelphia for a sixth-round draft choice in 2009.

Speaking as a lifelong Browns fan subjected to this goof when our sobriety-challenged fanbase inexplicably turned on Tim Couch, you fine denizens of the Twin Cities have my sympathies.