Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Wholesome F1 fun with Nazi whores

By Rick Morris

Like father ... like son???

Formula One chief Max Mosley, son of famed Hitler sympathizer Oswald Mosley, was shown in a video obtained by one of Fleet Street's notorious tabloids to be somebody who enjoys taking part in S&M orgies with hookers garbed in full Nazi gear. Ooooookay. By the way, don't click that link if you've eaten recently as you may regurgitate -- trust me.

The part I love the best is that when he was done with some of the most demented sexual stuff you can ever imagine, he relaxed with a cup of tea. You can't keep the Brits from their sophisticated relaxation, I tell ya! Plus, one of the whores said afterward, "The girls have all had a good seeing-to!" Those British can describe anything in a dignified-sounding manner, can't they?

Oh, and here's the best part: he's overseeing a "crackdown on racism in Formula One." You can't make this stuff up.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's good to know people like this exist in the world. It provides balance.

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